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All these stories make me love kitties even more, while also being glad I don't own one.
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rolled around in some catnip
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Nov 18, 2023 19:53
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made 3 dozen cookies but then eated them all
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Nov 18, 2023 19:59
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Jumped up into the cupboard like a little goober.
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Nov 18, 2023 21:47
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Toxic Mental posted:He just wolfs down all the food as fast as possible regardless of how much or how little he gets I got one of those bowls because my cat is also a greedy little bastard who eats too fast, and it's helped so much. He almost never eats fast enough to puke anymore. As an adorable bonus, he sometimes picks individual pieces of kibble out of the bowl with his paw, so he can eat them off the floor instead.
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Nov 18, 2023 21:56
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Tried to destroy the blinds in my bedroom even further until I gently pulled her away. This repeated approximately six more times until she attacked my feet.
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Nov 18, 2023 22:26
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Lord Hydronium posted:Tried to destroy the blinds in my bedroom even further until I gently pulled her away. This repeated approximately six more times until she attacked my feet. i hope that you learned your lesson
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Nov 18, 2023 22:36
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 He has hayfever and is exclusively aiming his sneezes at my face
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Nov 21, 2023 04:41
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I drugged her and took her to the vet.
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Nov 21, 2023 04:56
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Block the heater vent behind the couch with her chonky body.
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Nov 22, 2023 01:02
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Tried to convince me not to play golf.
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Nov 22, 2023 01:14
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You try to chip miette? Monster! Bunker for mother for 100 years!
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Nov 22, 2023 01:47
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good god its just some electrons
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Nov 22, 2023 01:48
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She defended her position under the blankets from the other cat that also wanted to be under the blankets my meowing loudly when I lifted the covers to show Sissel that the spot was already taken. It was dark, she just wanted to make sure Sissel knew.
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Nov 22, 2023 10:47
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Milo and POTUS posted:You try to chip miette? Monster! Bunker for mother for 100 years! its actually kind of alarming. I have to make sure I know where he is so the stupid fucker doesn't try and catch a steel club head to the face trying to attack it.
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Nov 22, 2023 12:32
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On the topic of weird cat behavior, has anyone ever had a cat that nuzzles your hand? That's when they jam their faces into your cupped hand and just mash away while purring loudly for as long as you let them. When I was a kid both of our cats did it all the time so I just assumed it was something all cats did, but since then I've never had another cat that does it.
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Nov 22, 2023 16:21
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Carth Dookie posted:its actually kind of alarming. I have to make sure I know where he is so the stupid fucker doesn't try and catch a steel club head to the face trying to attack it. Maybe show the cat it is dangerous break something or crush something with it. Bug, egg, old plate, whatever.
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Nov 22, 2023 16:27
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My cat ate a centipede today!Vakal posted:On the topic of weird cat behavior, has anyone ever had a cat that nuzzles your hand? That's when they jam their faces into your cupped hand and just mash away while purring loudly for as long as you let them. Oh yeah, it's weird. Like they're using you to pet themselves or something.
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Nov 22, 2023 16:55
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my cats continue to contribute nothing to the household
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Nov 22, 2023 17:34
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YeahTubaMike posted:My cat ate a centipede today! when im lazy and watching TV ill just hover my hand over the floor downwards and my cat will just walk through a couple times for some drive thru pets like an automated car wash
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Nov 22, 2023 17:46
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My cats do that with my legs all the time when I'm at the PC
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Nov 22, 2023 17:50
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Stared at this corner of the house for like an hour straight I probably have mice (or maybe a hidden stash of twist-ties and bottlecaps) in there.
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Nov 22, 2023 17:55
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Vakal posted:On the topic of weird cat behavior, has anyone ever had a cat that nuzzles your hand? That's when they jam their faces into your cupped hand and just mash away while purring loudly for as long as you let them. Mine does, that usually means he wants ear scratches to go with the face mashing.
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Nov 22, 2023 18:42
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nm, a little cosplay
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Nov 22, 2023 19:03
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dee eight posted:nm, a little cosplay 
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Nov 22, 2023 19:12
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Ate her toy feather-tailed cloth fish thing Threw up feathers
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Nov 22, 2023 19:21
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fell asleep on my belly I havent been able to move for a whole hour
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Nov 23, 2023 19:41
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had some friends over for a little party
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Nov 23, 2023 19:53
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dee eight posted:nm, a little cosplay She's so cute!! I'm jealous of anyone who can get their cat to wear clothing Mine slept in a basket of laundry, slept on my bed, slept on a rug by my bed, slept in the basket again, and demanded food a couple times
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Nov 23, 2023 20:11
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Pushka interrupted me on the toilet, yelled at me, went massively twitchy in her entire body while her head went into Invisible Bug Detection Mode, and then in response to my question "have you got the Crazy Eye" did a jumping 180 spin and scampered down the hallway screaming.
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Nov 23, 2023 21:28
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Woke me up because she wanted breakfast, which was good because I needed to get up for work and have been hitting the snooze button too much lately. Alarm cat 
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Nov 23, 2023 22:08
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Took him out ratting, but he just wants to go back inside to bed
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Nov 23, 2023 22:14
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I had to cancel Thanksgiving plans due to getting COVID, so she's helping me get well by lying on my chest.  
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Nov 23, 2023 22:42
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Took a dump in one of her boxes within 10 minutes of fresh litter being added. The rest of her day consisted of whining for brushes, whining for treats and sleeping.
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Nov 24, 2023 03:47
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He ate his whole breakfast, then half of his sister's breakfast, then some dry food, then he screamed at me for 20 minutes demanding treats before he finally gave up and went to sleep.
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Nov 24, 2023 17:30
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called me a motherfucker
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Nov 24, 2023 19:22
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Woke me at 5:30 am by vomiting noisily, forcing me to scour the house with my phone's torch. Turns out it was all perfectly clear bile, which I discovered when I trod in it.
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Nov 24, 2023 20:31
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Breetai posted:Woke me at 5:30 am by vomiting noisily, forcing me to scour the house with my phone's torch. Turns out it was all perfectly clear bile, which I discovered when I trod in it. Do you live in my house?
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Nov 25, 2023 12:24
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atomicpile posted:Do you live in my house? Yes. Your crawlspace is terribly dusty and you're low on milk.
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He was a very good boy. The handsomest dude. One of the all time greats. He finished his day by growling at the dog, trying to steal some bread, and then getting lit on catnip.
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