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Doomykins posted:"Well, it's impossible that you could've hired or traded favors to get outside help to do it, or you or your staff could've done anything to reduce calories spent such as using a vehicle, and I'll just trust data you gathered yourself that presents the outcome you most desire." Incredible detective work, officer. The next god drat strip is family outside the company discussing whether or not it would've been convenient for them to do the murder themselves!!!
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 the real animal is man, holbrook u genius...
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Malachite_Dragon posted:We're putting way more thought into this than Holbrook has. Change Holbrook to "any of these artists" and there's a thread title
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EasyEW posted:Cranskshaft Hey folks, remember that hilarious story I did a while back? What a hoot that was. Remember? Remember that? REMEMBER?? Well it was pretty funny, let me assure you. Once again: you are currently reading a funny comic strip. The loveable old grouch is a staple of the funny pages and chuckling at his antics is a cherished part of your daily routine.
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Doomykins posted:"Well, it's impossible that you could've hired or traded favors to get outside help to do it, or you or your staff could've done anything to reduce calories spent such as using a vehicle, and I'll just trust data you gathered yourself that presents the outcome you most desire." Incredible detective work, officer. The next god drat strip is family outside the company discussing whether or not it would've been convenient for them to do the murder themselves!!!
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My favorite takeaway from that Holbrook storyline is the establishment that there is a social class with some legal protection from predation now, and it's "member of a hate group." Want it to be illegal for Herd Thinners to eat you? Loudly join and participate in some unsavory rallies, and anyone that comes after you is targeting.
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This was a good batch of this strip, but what's 'un-day'? Drakyn posted:What I think about sometimes when Kevin and Kell gets like this is Sherman's Lagoon, which is also a strip about talking animals constantly eating each other - hell, the titular character is a great white shark that's basically a milder-mannered Homer Simpson, appetite included - and it has never once ever had these sorts of issues entirely because of one thing: the strip has zero interest in establishing the characters as moral paragons. Every single member of the cast is ultimately some kind of selfish or deficient jerk to one degree or another, because those elements lend themselves easily to comedy, and that also means you don't have this insane omnipresent tension where characters are killing and eating people while simultaneously being portrayed as the best people ever whose suffering is totally unwarranted and unjust and whose triumphs are righteous and deserved. F Minus  Mark Trail  Mary Worth  Safety Dance posted:Maybe Sarvana got all her murdering out while she was grenade launchering, and she'd be willing to live and let live. The Phantom  However, with a big lifestyle change like "I'm going to start going to the gym regularly" or "I'm going to stop killing people" there are often lapses into old behavior before it becomes habit, so I would probably not yet tell her you know where the man who abused her when she was a child lives. Pooch Cafe  Rex Morgan MD  Andertoons  Apartment 3-G 
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Luann Gil Thorp  Yo, announcer, these are teenagers playing. You should probably at least try to pretend you are concerned if someone's child has a major injury during the game.
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riderchop posted:Classic Arlo and Janis (December 15, 2001) I'm with Arlo
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riderchop posted:Garfield I'm behind on my Garfield lore. Do they have a "smart" fridge, or is he talking to the leftover meatloaf that's been in there so long it evolved?
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His Divine Shadow posted:I'm with Arlo This was a few months after 9/11, when W Bush said that the most patriotic thing you could do was consume.
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Murdstone posted:This was a good batch of this strip, but what's 'un-day'? Crab Dad posted:Sherman had a child-shark so maybe? Source: the Sherman's Lagoon site- and its 1991-1993 archives - was basically the only thing I knew how to find on our dial-up back in 1997.
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Murdstone posted:This was a good batch of this strip, but what's 'un-day'? Not much. What's un-day with you?
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riderchop posted:Classic Arlo and Janis (December 15, 2001) gently caress all the way off with this bullshit. Yes, I'm aware of the context.
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Murdstone posted:This was a good batch of this strip, but what's 'un-day'? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Day
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Giant Ethicist posted:We Are Reproducing Missing a lot of closure here today. If I could get a 9th panel in each WAR where the first guy is shot and the second guy is punched in the nose that'd be great. Also please let Mr Well-Well be wholesome for real. 
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you broke my grill posted:mary worth is boring Counterpoint: everyone in MW is a seething cesspool of the most vile and perverted desires, you just have to be in touch with it
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in the context of furry world wouldn't that be the subject of a "culture not a costume" poster
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Mister Olympus posted:in the context of furry world wouldn't that be the subject of a "culture not a costume" poster
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Don't ever tell your boss you're looking for another job. Particularly not if he's as backstabby as this particular bag of douche.
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Counterpoint, the boss already front-stabbed him when he told the guy he invited him to lunch to shitcan him before changing his mind.
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"Instead of firing you I'm going to have you babysit my niece." "Okay, but I'm not putting my life on hold for this. It's an alternative to unemployment." Seems pretty reasonable. Given Mary Worth storylines I'm guessing they either fall in love or the niece blossoms once out from under her mother's constant control.
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Scary Gary   Caption It! "Caption It!" is a new cartoon caption contest that runs every week in this space. Are you creative? Do you have a weird sense of humor? Then send us a submission along with your name and town! Email entries to captionitcartoon@gmail.com or go to @caption_it_cartoon on Instagram to comment/like. Remember to keep captions brief and clean. Good luck! 
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Ah, the days before consumer video cameras. Looking at consumer camcorders, this could be a 'Born 61 years too soon' comic.
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