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We need: Squash Fancy Breads Pumpkin smash
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Nov 21, 2023 03:01
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Okay, can someone explain the rules of this "football" to me? The commentators keep talking about someone's "tight end', and I want to know whose rear end I should be looking for. It’s called “hand egg” (makes sense, it’s an egg shaped ball held in one’s hands) and the rules are to have gay sex with the other team 
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Nov 21, 2023 03:04
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The Top G posted:It’s called “hand egg” (makes sense, it’s an egg shaped ball held in one’s hands) and the rules are to have gay sex with the other team And in Canada you have a smaller amount of players, so the gay sex is more intimate, right?
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Nov 21, 2023 03:11
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baseball is weird, its supposed to be that's why it freakin rules it started out with dudes throwing pitches called like "spinny-loo" or "honkdropper" at dudes who would try to hit the ball then tippy tap from station to station
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Nov 21, 2023 03:15
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Refs are letting them play. I like that. Old time football!
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Nov 21, 2023 03:38
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There's a rumor Snoop Dogg might stop by
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Nov 21, 2023 04:12
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I need to get the cranberry sauce out somehow so it keeps that nice can shape
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Nov 21, 2023 05:39
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You just open both ends of the can to release the vacuum pressure then give it a shake, ya knob
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Nov 21, 2023 05:41
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Wendigee posted:You just open both ends of the can to release the vacuum pressure then give it a shake, ya knob dont tell him u can just tap a stuck twist off jar lid on the counter to get it to release.
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Nov 21, 2023 06:12
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*Cracks open the special reserve bottle
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Nov 21, 2023 06:14
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redshirt posted:*Cracks open the special reserve bottle Goddamn mommy milker '58. Good vintage
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Nov 21, 2023 08:00
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*spikes the punch with caffeinated seltzer*
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Nov 21, 2023 09:50
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I hope everyone enjoys my QANON casserole. It's made of questionable and anonymous meats.
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Nov 21, 2023 10:26
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Oh poo poo, did I take the yams out of the oven yet?
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Nov 21, 2023 11:54
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We're sorry about the parking situation. I didn't realize other people in the complex would also be hosting Thanksgiving today. Ted can shuttle you all back to your cars later.
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Nov 21, 2023 13:52
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Oh no, Aunt Cathy is choking! She keeps going "ACK! ACK! ACK!"
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Nov 21, 2023 14:08
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oooh….three fruit cheeses on the cheese plate……..very uh, hmm rustic no it’s great
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Nov 21, 2023 14:24
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I spent ten hours cooking yesterday and five today and your sister brought a store bought pie are you loving kidding me a pumpkin pie from target I hate your family so much sometimes no no don’t get me wrong they’re “nice” people but maybe if they tried harder their kids wouldn’t be such massive failu-oooohhhh hey Janice loooved the pie it was wonderful thanks so much for coming
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Nov 21, 2023 14:40
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Guys, can everyone head for the dining room? Dinner's ready. Where's Aunt Bridgette? Why did she go to the store? Oh, of course, I didn't have the right kind of napkins for her. Wait, she's been gone for how long? 2 hours? Oh poo poo, does anyone have her cell phone number?
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Nov 21, 2023 14:46
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Fuckin' Cowboys......
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Nov 21, 2023 15:22
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Serious post: Watching the Lions play and listening to Alice's Restaurant on the local rock station. 
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Nov 21, 2023 17:22
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Eclipse12 posted:Serious post: Watching the Lions play and listening to Alice's Restaurant on the local rock station. 
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Nov 21, 2023 17:30
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Hey kids, can you stop playing with the thermostat? That's not a toy, that controls the heat. Alice? Can you tell your kids not to play with that? Thanks. *heater shuts off and starts clicking* Hey Alice, did your kids touch the thermostat again? No, it's fine, I know they're just kids. Just, uh, what does the screen say? ERROR? Oh, that ain't good.
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Nov 21, 2023 17:40
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Heads up, nerf football game starts in 10 minutes in the back yard.
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Nov 21, 2023 17:43
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*cracks open my 7th Pabst Blue Ribbon* alright who wants to talk about Israel and Palestine
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Nov 21, 2023 18:47
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Hey kids, when I was your age I used to love reading a book of Thanksgiving poetry by a poet named Jack Prelutsky. I found my old copy of it and thought- You already turned it into a loss meme? Why don't you all put your phones away at the table please.
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Nov 21, 2023 19:04
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Who shat up the basement toilet? God DAMMIT every time I swear to god
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Nov 21, 2023 19:11
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23 bottles of bourbon wasn't enough?
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Nov 21, 2023 19:20
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Beer Gay So What posted:23 bottles of bourbon wasn't enough? some people like to eat their thanksgiving dinner
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Nov 21, 2023 19:27
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So we’re second cousins, you say?
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Nov 21, 2023 19:28
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I refuse to sit at the kids table in my own home 
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Nov 21, 2023 19:33
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i'm drunk
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Nov 21, 2023 19:57
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Very pleased to meet you, Candy, and congratulations! Gosh, it seems like every Thanksgiving my nephew brings a new pregnant girlfriend. What is this, four in a row now? Oh, you're not staying?
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Nov 21, 2023 20:48
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Just buy a premade thanksgiving dinner from the local grocery store and call it a day. Put it in your own pans to make everyone think you care about them.
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Nov 21, 2023 20:56
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 Okay, I'm so loving confused now. Do I slice this "sauce" along the ridges, or use a spoon?
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Nov 21, 2023 22:35
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Distorted Kiwi posted:
lol now that's Thanksgiving! Slice it edgewise there, serve in thin circles.
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Nov 21, 2023 22:37
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Distorted Kiwi posted:
If you scoop the cranberry jelly I'll escort you out myself. Everyone knows you cut it lengthwise perpendicular to the ridges.
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Nov 21, 2023 22:38
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Distorted Kiwi posted:
it's a glob of sugar, just dig in with your fingers
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You separate your jaw like an anaconda and glorp the cranberry sauce directly from the can into your gaping maw
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