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This remains one of my favorite unhinged tales ever, it's absolutely evergreen. You don't need to know anything at all about SMG to bask in its ridiculousness.
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 00:20 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 23:47 |
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it's one of those posts that literally belongs in a museum
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 01:10 |
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Dare I look for some of his other greatest hits?
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 01:48 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:This is my new favorite hot take its loving beautiful The icing is that it’s the only probe on a 10 year old account
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 01:52 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The icing is that it’s the only probe on a 10 year old account i was idly clicking on old permabans while reading about c19th tallship fiction and famously terrible poster hogge wild had 343 probations and bans before their perma
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 02:00 |
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One of the funniest posts ever. Still not sure how they pulled it off
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 02:10 |
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emSparkly posted:Dare I look for some of his other greatest hits?
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 02:12 |
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sebmojo posted:i was idly clicking on old permabans while reading about c19th tallship fiction and famously terrible poster hogge wild had 343 probations and bans before their perma Lmao. There should be a “Most Probations” counter in the Posting Hloryhole
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 02:16 |
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I think the context was SMG advising someone of being racist against droids and them saying droids aren't real, you can't be racist against them. My other favorite SMG post is his "sonic never fucks" rant.
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 02:26 |
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wtf that post is from 2019, feels like its been with us forever
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 12:37 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lmao.
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 13:05 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lmao. somebody coded a probe tracker for their sig. I think it scrapes their rap sheet and keeps a running tally. can't remember who or which forum
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 13:59 |
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emSparkly posted:Dare I look for some of his other greatest hits? SMG is a top tier poster, they're the one behind the "the Muslims have vanished" post that I'm pretty sure has been brought up several times in this thread, but I'm gonna just post it again: SuperMechagodzilla posted:12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished. Check for yourself if you don't believe me. Where have they gone to?
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 14:10 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:SMG is a top tier poster, they're the one behind the "the Muslims have vanished" post that I'm pretty sure has been brought up several times in this thread, but I'm gonna just post it again: that boy ain't right
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 15:51 |
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what is it, to be an americanmysterious frankie posted:This mf’er however has seen an AR-15 in person at the Hardee’s.
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 15:55 |
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Empty Sandwich posted:somebody coded a probe tracker for their sig. I think it scrapes their rap sheet and keeps a running tally. can't remember who or which forum That was hbag. I think they post in fyad now
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 16:14 |
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Literally A Person posted:That was hbag. I think they post in fyad now I read that in the same tone as 'they're in heaven now'.
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 17:23 |
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Outrail posted:I read that in the same tone as 'they're in heaven now'.
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# ? Nov 21, 2023 17:33 |
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sebmojo posted:i was idly clicking on old permabans while reading about c19th tallship fiction and famously terrible poster hogge wild had 343 probations and bans before their perma Oh they're perma'd? I remember when they went around the forums posting a video of a lady shooting a horse chestnut right up another lady's arse with a giant slingshot with a background of Arabic chanting that reached it's peak when the fruit hit. Not gonna quote it here.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 02:06 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Oh they're perma'd? I remember when they went around the forums posting a video of a lady shooting a horse chestnut right up another lady's arse with a giant slingshot with a background of Arabic chanting that reached it's peak when the fruit hit. Not gonna quote it here. Then let me quote it. "yeeeeeeOWWCHHHH!"
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 02:24 |
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Lobok posted:Then let me quote it. Sounds like a version without the singing.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 02:28 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Oh they're perma'd? I remember when they went around the forums posting a video of a lady shooting a horse chestnut right up another lady's arse with a giant slingshot with a background of Arabic chanting that reached it's peak when the fruit hit. Not gonna quote it here. Haha yeah, who'd want to watch something like that...
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 04:11 |
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Quit spelling color with a u labbats posted:Or I'll plant you in my garden.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 04:11 |
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I used to think Hogge Wild was one of the worst posters ive ever seen in my life. I've since realized they were actually slightly better than the average Finnish internet poster.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 05:08 |
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Alaois posted:I used to think Hogge Wild was one of the worst posters ive ever seen in my life. I've since realized they were actually slightly better than the average Finnish internet poster. Alarms are screaming in the headquarters of the finnish dominion right now (the findom)
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 05:19 |
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Hyperlynx posted:I skimmed though the Wikipedia page for depressing fat guy and decided it was just too sad to bother with the docco Non Compos Mentis posted:You have a wikipedia page?
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 12:49 |
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Trazz posted:NORMAL VIEW
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 13:04 |
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Boy, you really burned us good there! Of course, if you'd read the rules or lurked you'd know that STUNTAZ and other assorted teenage poser bullshit is not welcome in AI. And if you are a gimmick, it was a short, stupid ride, wasn't it? Cheese Nip posted:My friend belongs to a motorcycle stunt crew "Project Trixta" Crew, and recently they have begun to branch out and look for new members. My friend thinks I would be good at this and has been asking me to join them. I need to get a bike first though, and figured I would come here to get some opinions. It needs to be used because I can't afford a newer bike. I have been looking the the cbr900rr's or possibly a gsxr1000. I need something that will really let me get the front end up. Oh and that's light. Cheese Nip posted:What the gently caress??? Fine, I don't care, not going to go against a mod and reclose the thread. Still Stunta's rule. Cheese Nip posted:Fine, if you guys don't want to help anyone out. gently caress you then. Punks. Cheese Nip posted:Fine, gently caress it. I'm out. You guys are worthless and so is your advice. Cheese Nip posted:Figure, I was good in bmx/freestyle I can do this. If I crash it's kind of like a beat in for a gang or something. Sometimes it's nice to belong.
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# ? Nov 23, 2023 02:58 |
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that last line is loving incredible and I can't share it with anyone I know irl
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# ? Nov 23, 2023 05:52 |
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venus de lmao posted:that last line is loving incredible and I can't share it with anyone I know irl
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# ? Nov 23, 2023 06:05 |
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To me this realization came with evolution of tsundere perkele.
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# ? Nov 23, 2023 06:08 |
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Deathslinger posted:if I tried to explain supermechagodzilla to anyone I know in real life, heads would explode, starting with mine You think that's bad, try Doobie
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# ? Nov 23, 2023 06:46 |
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venus de lmao posted:that last line is loving incredible and I can't share it with anyone I know irl it's such a perfectly expressive and evocative turn of phrase but only if you both know what poundland is and also are unfortunate enough to know who smg is
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# ? Nov 23, 2023 06:48 |
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I wasn't paying attention to which post that was quoting and mistakenly thought they were talking about the spider with the huge cock
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# ? Nov 23, 2023 06:52 |
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Same. I went back to double check and saw the Obama quote and wondered who the gently caress wouldn't understand him, decided it was the spider and boom, wrong on both accounts.
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# ? Nov 23, 2023 15:03 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Same. I went back to double check and saw the Obama quote and wondered who the gently caress wouldn't understand him, decided it was the spider and boom, wrong on both accounts. Account sharing is bannable, fucko
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# ? Nov 23, 2023 15:54 |
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SMG is responsible for some world heritage shitposts and also just some astoundingly bad posts land of contrasts 'n 'at
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# ? Nov 23, 2023 21:19 |
lollin' @ "world heritage shitpost"
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# ? Nov 23, 2023 21:24 |
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Kenning posted:lollin' @ "world heritage shitpost" I'm not wrong
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# ? Nov 23, 2023 23:47 |
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Verified and preserved by GOONESCO
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