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Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

pseudanonymous posted:

Hilary bad ISIS good is a new twist?

Funnily enough, I only ever heard of the "13 bloodlines" thing because it was on one of Bin Laden's hard drives that they pulled out of Abbottabad. I mostly remember it because the dude had a whole chapter on how one of the Secret Masters who keeps the Earth beneath their Satanic Yoke was Joan Collins.

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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011


I like 12 years online 100 social media accounts disabled. 8 bans a year, this guy.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Spotted on FB:



Is the baby armed or is it just a baby gun?

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Frank Frank posted:

Is the baby armed or is it just a baby gun?

Gun that fires babies

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Spotted on FB:



binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

rotinaj posted:

Gun that fires babies

Don't tell George Santos about it.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Antigravitas posted:

That's the car of someone who will make headlines by getting shot by their toddler, right?

Their gun is their "baby". :ssh:

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


rotinaj posted:

Gun that fires babies

Like half the population gets one of those, big whoop

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


rock out with your baby gun out

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I award you ten golden gunbabies

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Mr. Lobe posted:

Like half the population gets one of those, big whoop

Yeah but a serious portion of those folks have major mental issues centered around the caliber of their gun

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Didn't manage to get a picture, but I recently drove behind a car that had a sticker featuring a handgun and the words "think twice because I won't."
I'm sure the driver's lawyer encouraged them to keep putting this kind of poo poo on their car

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Dick Fontaine posted:

rock out with your baby gun out


this owns

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
saw the local truck again:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Wow, NASA itself is a hoax. That's galaxy brain thinking there.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
what happened to flatearth000.com - flatearth100.com is the real mystery. did big global do away with them?

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

SlothfulCobra posted:

I like 12 years online 100 social media accounts disabled. 8 bans a year, this guy.

i'll need to transvestigate further

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

staberind posted:

what happened to flatearth000.com - flatearth100.com is the real mystery. did big global do away with them?

Big Sphere.

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007


this feels like something i should already know about, but what is spirit cooking? vodka sauce is cooking with spirits, so i don't think that counts

freemandela fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Nov 24, 2023

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

are qanons trying to eat ghosts now?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



freemandela posted:

this feels like something i should already know about, but what is spirit cooking? vodka sauce is cooking with spirits, so i don't think that counts
They hallucinated some sort of evil ritual involving fetuses that Democrats absolutely do and that John Podesta referred to by secret pizza-related code phrases.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

freemandela posted:

this feels like something i should already know about, but what is spirit cooking? vodka sauce is cooking with spirits, so i don't think that counts

Not to be confused with soul food, which is real and owns bones

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

teen witch posted:

Not to be confused with soul food, which is real and owns bones

i just recently found a place that has goat curry and collard greens and it's beautiful

e: i'm guyanese

freemandela fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Nov 24, 2023

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer

teen witch posted:

Not to be confused with soul food, which is real and owns bones

Do you extract the souls from the bones or what?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I think it was a performance art piece by Marina Abramovic that qanon people decide was secretly about eating children

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/evildanevil/status/1729328220682485825

that one car was 50 eggs?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


https://youtu.be/SMaYCguBHAA?si=ryqHLZUNpjqakKu9

https://youtu.be/k3oMPqUTxCE?si=9-IsDJH_RNxFg4_J

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

freemandela posted:

this feels like something i should already know about, but what is spirit cooking? vodka sauce is cooking with spirits, so i don't think that counts
cooking with semen

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

Does it count if it's not on a car?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

kimcicle posted:

Does it count if it's not on a car?



Lmao

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Info foot soldier. Rarer than the mounted cavalry but don’t underestimate their tactics.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

According to his website, he's been at this for over 20 years. :stare: (And he still can't paint worth poo poo.)

And apparently all this Embryo God stuff is layered on top of being a fairly standard Catholic. We can only imagine the deep sighs of his priest after every time he has to talk to this guy.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

kimcicle posted:

Does it count if it's not on a car?



Reject contraception?

Sounds like this guy would get along with Jay Kelly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixCrLAgk4YI

Gonna become a new hymn for the catholic church.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Don't know if this was posted yet but, of course it's Florida.


Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
No WoNG doiNG :hmmyes:

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat
STiLL No SANcTioNS
STiLL FuNdiNG n FACiLiTATiNG;
STiLL KiSSiN IRAN N HASASe 'S rear end!

new ee cummings going hard

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Shaddak posted:

Don't know if this was posted yet but, of course it's Florida.



Florida conservative version of Archy and Mehitabel spotted

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



kimcicle posted:

Does it count if it's not on a car?



dont touch the poop but hes got a pretty wild twitter too


https://twitter.com/embryojesus/status/1057999046680461313

https://twitter.com/embryojesus/status/1057999153970769921

https://twitter.com/embryojesus/status/1057999222996455424

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


IUDs being murder is a leap.
E: Sorry, I mean IUDs being 9/11.

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