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CharlestheHammer posted:What does the implant even do? kills you slowly and painfully
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flubber nuts posted:kills you slowly and painfully to be fair, sometimes it probably kills you quickly and painfully. brain infections are brutal
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Herstory Begins Now posted:to be fair, sometimes it probably kills you quickly and painfully. brain infections are brutal I'm never gonna let a brain infect my skull!
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Nov 22, 2023 23:02
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Another threat from Elon https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1727441156307599694?s=20
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Herstory Begins Now posted:the neuralink implant blockchains your brain basically basically this, there are some early simulations of what we think the users experience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIpev8JXJHQ&t=51s
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CharlestheHammer posted:What does the implant even do?
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E the Shaggy posted:Another threat from Elon 100% unbiased source: TeslaOracle dot com
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Nov 22, 2023 23:08
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sigh boer grok
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I can't keep up with this thread so this has been seen, right? https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1726989224073896365 What a loving DORK
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Scratch Monkey posted:I can't keep up with this thread so this has been seen, right? Yeah
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ben shapino posted:the two people in the car were pedophiles
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E the Shaggy posted:Another threat from Elon I, too, love vehicles with perfect panel gaps.
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CharlestheHammer posted:What does the implant even do? It makes elons dick stiff when he personally installs one with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers
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E the Shaggy posted:Another threat from Elon
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Nov 22, 2023 23:29
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That article is the pinnacle of unbiased, objective journalism, and Elon will sue you if you say otherwise
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Flowers for QAnon posted:So you’re just uncritically repeating fake poo poo as fact? Cool cool This must be your first day on the internet. Enjoy your stay.
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What's even sicker about this is remember Elon commenting to the father of a kid who was going blind the Neuralink was working on fixing this sort of issue knowing full well how that's all pie in the sky bullshit.
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Ubersandwich posted:What's even sicker about this is remember Elon commenting to the father of a kid who was going blind the Neuralink was working on fixing this sort of issue knowing full well how that's all pie in the sky bullshit.
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Slotducks posted:100% unbiased source: TeslaOracle dot com I just keep reading that address as “testicle oracle” and now I refuse to read it any other way
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redshirt posted:I, too, love vehicles with perfect panel gaps. It helps to let people focus on the thing that looks like poo poo by simple inspection
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FlamingLiberal posted:The title of that 'article' just says it all "Tesla silences critics with Cybertruck’s immaculate build quality and perfect panel gaps, delivers it to more showrooms before Black Friday" "But this time Tesla is not going to give a chance to critics to raise their fingers on the build quality of the Cybertruck. Looking at the pictures and videos of the latest Cybertrucks, especially this 8K video, Tesla has done a marvelous job in improving the fit and finish of early VIN Cybertrucks." "The one we saw at the San Diego-UTC Tesla showroom earlier this week had the same perfect build quality and fit and finish." “The model [Cybertruck] right here was immaculate,” Raj said. “Every panel was aligned perfectly, all the corners were rounded, I am more excited about my Cybertruck than I was ever before because this looks absolutely beautiful,” he added to his statement."
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“The cybertruk spoke to me and said I was the smartest handsomest boy in school and told me my dad loves me and will come back from buying cigarettes any day now.”
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Nov 23, 2023 00:20
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eww, i don't want to read something some gross tesla nerd wrote with one hand
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This is MY cybertruck, it was made for me! *Drrr, drrr, drrr*
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Scratch Monkey posted:I can't keep up with this thread so this has been seen, right? Was Elon watching old Disney movies during his latest amphetamine bender https://i.imgur.com/FGyQBoQ.gifv
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E the Shaggy posted:Another threat from Elon
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The disgusting fit and finish problems of every Cybertruck unit may have been fixed, thus allowing us to mock all of the other problems the Cybertruck has (it’s ugly, can’t handle minor bumps in the road, useless tiny bed, probably has the worst visibility from the inside, likes to hit small children, occasionally screams slurs unprompted)
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Nov 23, 2023 00:47
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And it has the biggest, dumbest windshield wiper you've ever seen
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Think about everything the Cybertruck was supposed to be, the vibe it was going for, and then look at the Nissan Hyper Concept cars. Now, they're silly and polygonal sci-fi nerd bait too, and yet they pull it off in so many ways.
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Scratch Monkey posted:I can't keep up with this thread so this has been seen, right? Yes. I assume the graveyard is full of dead monkeys
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E the Shaggy posted:Another threat from Elon  Shoulda got a pic without the smirking lol guy in the background taking a pic
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Nov 23, 2023 01:07
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Ah yes, Elon visiting monkey hospitals and signing up terminal patients to his science experiments.
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Nov 23, 2023 01:07
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All monkeys are terminal if you th ink about it.
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Scratch Monkey posted:I can't keep up with this thread so this has been seen, right? What's that feeling when you're so vicariously embarrassed on someone else's behalf that you can't look at it without feeling extreme discomfort?
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vaginite posted:What's that feeling when you're so vicariously embarrassed on someone else's behalf that you can't look at it without feeling extreme discomfort?
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vaginite posted:What's that feeling when you're so vicariously embarrassed on someone else's behalf that you can't look at it without feeling extreme discomfort? Classic internet parlance was “wahjah” but yeah tbh it’s probably just cringe
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The Newsguard article has dropped and I guess Elon is going to have to sue them to because they also found ads next to Nazi tweets and fake stories about dead babies: https://www.newsguardtech.com/misinformation-monitor/november-2023/
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mannerup posted:the kids today call that ‘cringe’ Hardcastlemccormik posted:Classic internet parlance was “wahjah” but yeah tbh it’s probably just cringe Yeah that's super wahjah cringe
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vaginite posted:What's that feeling when you're so vicariously embarrassed on someone else's behalf that you can't look at it without feeling extreme discomfort? Fremdschämen
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