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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

pencilhands posted:

I have a room mate who will tear a slice of bread in half and put the other half back in the bag is that weird or am I weird for thinking its weird

are you suggesting that he should eat a whole slice of bread? in this economy?

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

sometimes you cant eat a whole slice

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Prof. Crocodile posted:

are you suggesting that he should eat a whole slice of bread? in this economy?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
does he just eat the half slice or does he add anything to it and what kind of bread is it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Anyone know when the forums are shutting down for Thanksgiving? I’m assuming midnight tonight but I want to make sure I get all my posting finished in time.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Love to eat the already touched half slice of bread

roommates ftw

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

AARD VARKMAN posted:

does he just eat the half slice or does he add anything to it and what kind of bread is it

generic whole wheat bread you get at the grocery store

$4/loaf quality stuff

I have never seen him in action doing this no idea how he eats it i just kept finding torn off half slices at the top of the bag and one day asked him what was up and he was like oh yeah i just wanted half a piece bro

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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So then just take the next whole slice and let him eat the half he made next time? Why is this a problem

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

its not a problem necessarily ive just never met anyone who does this before and it seems weird

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Get him a forums account

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
40.25 miles and 2 beers on the gravel bike. :haibrow:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



I don't want to eat a full slice of bread so I put half back in case my friend wants to eat it later

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Don't you start about the half slices of cheese in the pack. Those are still good

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'll just take a bite of this pickel and save the rest for later

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*cracks open a beer, takes a gulp, returns it to fridge*

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
who's drinkin tonite

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


bagmonkey posted:

who's drinkin tonite

not me my daughter gave me the stomach virus she brought home from daycare so I'm projectile vomiting/crapping

slandergoose
Jun 24, 2023

bagmonkey posted:

who's drinkin tonite

Nothing unfortunately but I'll be drinking this weekend.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

not me my daughter gave me the stomach virus she brought home from daycare so I'm projectile vomiting/crapping

i'll drink a zima for you, smugworth

slandergoose posted:

Nothing unfortunately but I'll be drinking this weekend.

god speed fam

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Smugworth posted:

not me my daughter gave me the stomach virus she brought home from daycare so I'm projectile vomiting/crapping
Sounds like you got the baby virus. Soon you will crave cheese cubes and only be able to speak in single word sentences. No will notice for a week.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

bagmonkey posted:

who's drinkin tonite

it’s the night before thanksgiving so I mean, ya of course

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


meat police
Nov 14, 2015

Luvcow posted:

it’s the night before thanksgiving so I mean, ya of course

when called upon I will serve

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

meat police posted:

when called upon I will serve

:cheers:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

AARD VARKMAN posted:

glad i took today as pto. "important message" from my boss to a consultant



Maybe you should have better performance did you ever think of that

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

finally bought paint.net, feels like righting an old wrong

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

finally bought paint.net, feels like righting an old wrong

Oh no...

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you


oh god what

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


You donated to it right? Cause they say explicitly that it's not for sale

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Space Kablooey posted:

You donated to it right? Cause they say explicitly that it's not for sale

yeah of course lol. buying it off the MS store is a donation and also makes updating even less of a minor nuisance

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Oh yeah i forgot it was on the MS store. Carry on

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Songbearer posted:

I'm doing a painting

My painting almost done

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Songbearer posted:

My painting almost done



Far out man! How long did it take?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

redshirt posted:

Far out man! How long did it take?

gonna take a stab and guess five days

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
5 days of work and $200 in materials and if he asks for $150 for it someone will call him an rear end in a top hat.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Visiting my family in the south and someone served me a cappucino at a coffee shop and they wrote a bible verse on it. We do not need to bring religion into giving me coffee.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Like, on the foam?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Toxic Mental posted:

Like, on the foam?

On the side of the cup they wrote 2 Sam 20:22 and for a full minute I was like "Who the gently caress is Sam , that is not my name." then I realized it was a bible verse.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Hollismason posted:

On the side of the cup they wrote 2 Sam 20:22 and for a full minute I was like "Who the gently caress is Sam , that is not my name." then I realized it was a bible verse.

"Cast thine eyes upon this grown man who asketh for caramel drizzle and whipped cream upon his coffee, for he art a little bitch." - 2nd Samuel 20:22

e: I actually just googled that bible verse and i have no idea how it relates to thanksgiving or coffee

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Nov 23, 2023

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

"Cast thine eyes upon this grown man who asketh for caramel drizzle and whipped cream on his coffee, for he art a little bitch." - 2nd Samuel 20-22

He brought me out into a spacious place;
he rescued me because he delighted in me.


Oh it wa 22:20 not 20:22. 20:22 is about murder or something.

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