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Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.

akma posted:

Single sentence tl;dr please.

Any man can piss on the floor, it takes a great man to poo poo on the ceiling. Bring back helldump

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Tsed
Jan 30, 2008

aaaaag drugs





Solus posted:

Any man can piss on the floor, it takes a great man to poo poo on the ceiling. Bring back helldump

psilocybin laden
Jul 29, 2022

Solus posted:

Any man can piss on the floor, it takes a great man to poo poo on the ceiling. Bring back helldump

ClCADA
Nov 16, 2023

Solus posted:

Any man can piss on the floor, it takes a great man to poo poo on the ceiling. Bring back helldump

Pissing on the ceiling is not as easy as you might think

imperiusdamian
Dec 8, 2021

ClCADA posted:

Pissing on the ceiling is not as easy as you might think

Unless there's been a lot of vodka involved. Poor John Bonham.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

If you vomit in the thread please clean it up guys.

Tsed
Jan 30, 2008

aaaaag drugs





The Bible posted:

If you vomit in the thread please clean it up guys.

wrong hole

imperiusdamian
Dec 8, 2021

The Bible posted:

If you vomit in the thread please clean it up guys.

I didn't get space sick even when my Ferox got blown up this afternoon, thank you very much.

ClCADA
Nov 16, 2023

Tsed posted:

wrong hole



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

imperiusdamian
Dec 8, 2021
How did we get from EVE to incest?

Tsed
Jan 30, 2008

aaaaag drugs





imperiusdamian posted:

How did we get from EVE to incest?

the previous threads were pretty dark tbh

imperiusdamian
Dec 8, 2021

Tsed posted:

the previous threads were pretty dark tbh

Grr Goons. ;)

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

betting this guys a permabanned rereg

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

FirstnameLastname posted:

betting this guys a permabanned rereg

ten more dollars going towards jeff's sleep country bill

psilocybin laden
Jul 29, 2022

FirstnameLastname posted:

betting this guys a permabanned rereg

undoubtedly, the posting is bad

ClCADA
Nov 16, 2023

psilocybin laden posted:

undoubtedly, the posting is bad

Yes I have to agree my posting is poo poo.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
new account in 2023

dives into eve thread with some of the worst reddit posting ever

nah hes not a rereg hes an og ~true goon~ boys

imperiusdamian
Dec 8, 2021
Is it just me or do you hate it when you find some nice ore through a wormhole, frag a few rats, start happily mining... and some jackhole jumps his loki on top of you, doesn't even have the decency to pod you, then to add insult to injury when you bring your PvP ship in to try and retrieve your loot he left lying... his whole friggin corp jumps your rear end! Ugh!

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

imperiusdamian posted:

Is it just me or do you hate it when you find some nice ore through a wormhole, frag a few rats, start happily mining... and some jackhole jumps his loki on top of you, doesn't even have the decency to pod you, then to add insult to injury when you bring your PvP ship in to try and retrieve your loot he left lying... his whole friggin corp jumps your rear end! Ugh!

honk?

imperiusdamian
Dec 8, 2021

Maybe I should join Goosefleet, lol... it would probably have been safer to be in null.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

imperiusdamian posted:

Maybe I should join Goosefleet, lol... it would probably have been safer to be in null.

It's still null, you can still get ganked by people who don't like us.

But at least in the case of Stain, the people who don't like us are doing it because it's fun, not because of some 20 year old holy war.

imperiusdamian
Dec 8, 2021

Kazinsal posted:

It's still null, you can still get ganked by people who don't like us.

But at least in the case of Stain, the people who don't like us are doing it because it's fun, not because of some 20 year old holy war.

I'm not even in a goony corp, lol... my main is in Absolute Order. I was just a little irritated that those guys deliberately left the wreck of my most expensive mining ship alone as bait... and then promptly shot my most expensive PvP ship when I came back to retrieve my losses!

imperiusdamian fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Nov 23, 2023

Andohz
Aug 15, 2004

World's Strongest Smelly Hobo

imperiusdamian posted:

I'm not even in a goony corp, lol... my main is in Absolute Order. I was just a little irritated that those guys deliberately left the wreck of my most expensive mining ship alone as bait... and then promptly shot my most expensive PvP ship when I came back to retrieve my losses!

I mean now you know why they did that :v:

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


imperiusdamian posted:

I'm not even in a goony corp, lol... my main is in Absolute Order. I was just a little irritated that those guys deliberately left the wreck of my most expensive mining ship alone as bait... and then promptly shot my most expensive PvP ship when I came back to retrieve my losses!

So what did you learn? :v:

ClCADA
Nov 16, 2023

imperiusdamian posted:

Is it just me or do you hate it when you find some nice ore through a wormhole, frag a few rats, start happily mining... and some jackhole jumps his loki on top of you, doesn't even have the decency to pod you, then to add insult to injury when you bring your PvP ship in to try and retrieve your loot he left lying... his whole friggin corp jumps your rear end! Ugh!

You need to understand that this is the way.
You cannot have a safe Eve.
You must only have pain and suffering unless you are the one doing the killing.
Get good
Ps- this comes from a place of love not malice
I wish you only strength and empowerment

ClCADA
Nov 16, 2023

imperiusdamian posted:

I'm not even in a goony corp, lol... my main is in Absolute Order. I was just a little irritated that those guys deliberately left the wreck of my most expensive mining ship alone as bait... and then promptly shot my most expensive PvP ship when I came back to retrieve my losses!


You should find where the Corp lives, find where they mine, sit cloaked.
Kill MTU’s if your not confident in killing mining ships,
Be a general pest in there staging systems.
Exact enough revenge to make yourself feel better and then move on.

If they talk in local, say nothing. Just sit and loiter

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
why do you post like this

psilocybin laden
Jul 29, 2022

ClCADA posted:

You need to understand that this is the way.
You cannot have a safe Eve.
You must only have pain and suffering unless you are the one doing the killing.
Get good
Ps- this comes from a place of love not malice
I wish you only strength and empowerment

psilocybin laden
Jul 29, 2022
fnln when are we starting our gay commune in the mountains

The Bible
May 8, 2010

ClCADA posted:

You should find where the Corp lives, find where they mine, sit cloaked.
Kill MTU’s if your not confident in killing mining ships,
Be a general pest in there staging systems.
Exact enough revenge to make yourself feel better and then move on.

If they talk in local, say nothing. Just sit and loiter

Terrible advice.

Find where they live and honk in local then run away

Lorem ipsum
Sep 25, 2007
IF I REPORT SOMETHING, BAN ME.

imperiusdamian posted:

I'm not even in a goony corp, lol... my main is in Absolute Order. I was just a little irritated that those guys deliberately left the wreck of my most expensive mining ship alone as bait... and then promptly shot my most expensive PvP ship when I came back to retrieve my losses!

I'm pretty sure that was me. I did that to an AO guy. I'll see if I can find it in my vods

floppyspud
Jul 21, 2022

psilocybin laden posted:

fnln when are we starting our gay commune in the mountains

who else gets invited to the gay commune in the mountains

floppyspud
Jul 21, 2022

ClCADA posted:

You should find where the Corp lives, find where they mine, sit cloaked.
Kill MTU’s if your not confident in killing mining ships,
Be a general pest in there staging systems.
Exact enough revenge to make yourself feel better and then move on.

If they talk in local, say nothing. Just sit and loiter

you should really sign your posts so we know how posted this trash

ClCADA
Nov 16, 2023

floppyspud posted:

you should really sign your posts so we know how posted this trash

I like your energy

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.

ClCADA posted:

I like your energy

That's not going to earn you any karma....

imperiusdamian
Dec 8, 2021

Lorem ipsum posted:

I'm pretty sure that was me. I did that to an AO guy. I'll see if I can find it in my vods

They weren't goons, these guys were from White Sky alliance. I did get another ship shot up by GSF camping a gate but that's normal lol

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Happy Thanksgiving, Eve thread. I'm roasting a turkey I buttered up, and not logging into the video game. :cheers:

I hope life is good with you and yours, and you enjoy your time today with friends and family. Leave the rats to loiter and the relics untouched.

I am thankful for the posts, and for the Republic Fleet Firetail, EVE's best frigate.

Feliday Melody
May 8, 2021

We had a funny fleet this morning. We formed an eagle fleet to destroy a structure. The enemy also formed.

They brought a nightmare fleet, they outnumbered and outgunned us. Despite this, they also brought a Fax for support. This fleet was so slow that they arrived just in time to see the structure explode and us warp off.

Furnok Dorn
Mar 30, 2004
SOCIALLY WORTHLESS SHUT-IN NERD

ClCADA posted:

You should find where the Corp lives, find where they mine, sit cloaked.
Kill MTU’s if your not confident in killing mining ships,
Be a general pest in there staging systems.
Exact enough revenge to make yourself feel better and then move on.

If they talk in local, say nothing. Just sit and loiter

this mfer posts like theres word wrap enabled

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Furnok Dorn posted:

this mfer posts like theres word wrap enabled

Thats such a good burn

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