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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I once saw bear as an option at a noodle place in Yamanashi. I was pretty sure I was misreading the kanji for a few seconds but was informed they had none because it was only available if someone accidentally hit one and they got to butcher it in time.

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Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Dick Bastardly posted:

yo poptarts are what's up, i like smores. brown cinnamon is also a classic

Imagine having delicious poptarts in the shapes of Jim Henson's Muppet Babies for breakfast.
Abre los ojos.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Dr. Quarex posted:

https://www.hollandbabyshop.com/Lotus-Winnie-the-Pooh-waffle

IF YOU BUILD AN ENTERGAGING PLATFORM THEY WILL COME LICENSE IT
Well I guess I own Nathen a sincere heartfelt apology, I can't wait to get some of these on Egeez!

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Cabbages and Kings posted:

I ate some bear because my cousin was behind another truck which hit and killed one, and he absconded with it and butchered it. Black bear.

it was greasy and not very great and seems like a thing you survived on before pop-tarts existed

YogiEATS here to fill this gap in the market!

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



LvK posted:

YogiEATS here to fill this gap in the market!

Whenever they get enough pre-orders someone has to go hit a bear with the official YogiEATS Kia.

not a bot
Jan 9, 2019

Computer viking posted:

I went to a Russian restaurant in Finland years back, and definitely considered the bear steak. No idea what sort of image it has in Russia, though.
(It was €50, so I didn't.)

You can buy bear meat in cans in Finland, including bear kebab and pâté

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Busters posted:

A magazine for the licenseing industry probably doesn't have much to write about.
Deals are probably behind closed doors until they're public knowledge

They're long-form ads compiled into a monthly magazine, so it's all the PR and advertising that comes after the closed door deals

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023

waiting for CathyEATS to drop. or PeanutsEATS. or uh... ZitsEATS.

some sort of comic strip that isn't Garfield

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

not a bot posted:

You can buy bear meat in cans in Finland, including bear kebab and pâté

Huh, I can't say I noticed. What's the Finnish opinion on it - more interesting than outright good?

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Busters posted:

God help us if he tricks some weak brand, or discovers public domain.

What are some formerly ubiquitous weak brands he could possibly trick, that aren't already owned by an entertainment mega-conglomerate? ALF? Crazy Frog? Bonzi Buddy?

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



JAnon posted:

waiting for CathyEATS to drop. or PeanutsEATS. or uh... ZitsEATS.

some sort of comic strip that isn't Garfield

I think TheBornLoserEATS seems pretty appropriate given his track record

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
The Lockhorns microwave meals

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

LvK posted:

YogiEATS here to fill this gap in the market!

“What’s in the pic-a-nic basket, Boo Boo? WHATS IN THE PIC-A-NIC BASKET?!?!”

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
HeathcliffEATS - Home of the meat helmet

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


PHDEATS in association with Doobie. Meals and fries.. Piled Higher and Deeper

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Ctrl-Alt-DelEATS: Not Eating Here Is Your Loss

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

DayByDayEATS; carries the chud vibes he’s been searching for all along

Who wants to set him up on a Teams call with Chris Muir? Not it

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Day by Day was highly uncelibate, last time I checked

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
For Better or For Worse: some things just aren’t dying forEATS

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



steinrokkan posted:

Ctrl-Alt-DelEATS: Not Eating Here Is Your Loss

:discourse:

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

steinrokkan posted:

Ctrl-Alt-DelEATS: Not Eating Here Is Your Loss

:five:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

steinrokkan posted:

Ctrl-Alt-DelEATS: Not Eating Here Is Your Loss

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
move past it and meal

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

"don't have a cow, man!"

featuring barts favorite our big cow lasagna

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


istewart posted:

What are some formerly ubiquitous weak brands he could possibly trick, that aren't already owned by an entertainment mega-conglomerate? ALF? Crazy Frog? Bonzi Buddy?

Honestly: Hanna-Barbera Cartoons. He almost got Scooby.
Newspaper Cartoons too.

If I were Nathen I might try something like Freakazoid, who fits in great with modern Internet culture. Maybe something stupid like "the snorks" or "the littles".

Hells, if I had Nathens money, Id reboot "Dots Diner" from Reboot into an IRL low poly gimmick restaurant.

JAnon posted:

waiting for CathyEATS to drop. or PeanutsEATS. or uh... ZitsEATS.

some sort of comic strip that isn't Garfield

MaradukeEATS where the food is LARGE

But I shouldn't give him ideas

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Yeah literally any kitsch/ironic kids' property could probably be spun into a more successful venture than GarfieldEATS

Except Fido Dido

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

not a bot posted:

You can buy bear meat in cans in Finland, including bear kebab and pâté

Saw this in Nagano. It was not 100% bear, apparently.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

steinrokkan posted:

Day by Day was highly uncelibate, last time I checked

this is why we can count our blessings that 9 ChickweedEATS won't be a reality

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Hong Kong PhooEATS

Charlie Chan and the Chan ClanEATS

Dastardly and MuttlEATS

Wacky RacerEATS

Man the licensing just markets itself

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.
CurtisEATS
The Far SideEATS
BizarroEATS
PeanutEATS (not allergy-safe)

God, imagine the harrowing bullshit he could do with Calvin and Hobbes if Watterson didn’t have scruples.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Calvin logo pissing on the Arabiolosis book

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
Funky WinkerbEATS. Sustainable meats from animals that died of cancer #hospice2plate

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

LvK posted:

#hospice2plate

See also: CrankshaftEATS; same logistics, but with dementia

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Hasturtium posted:

BizarroEATS

I found an eyeball in my pie and when I told the manager about it they said yes, but have you spotted the dynamite yet

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
He's getting more desperate

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1728160359847002262

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1728124235426771157

Busters
Jan 24, 2014



I wonder what that company would say about him advertising their products on a service they haven't agreed to, and doesn't even exist.

You only posted two, but his entire feed is just filled with him @ing brands #hashtag #noticemesempai.

I bet he'd get really pissed if someone compared his idea to Temu.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I wonder if Nathen even plays video games. I bet not.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒



Isn’t he just proving here that his app is completely unnecessary?

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Scientastic posted:

Isn’t he just proving here that his app is completely unnecessary?

The whole concept is based on the idea that people are rabidly driven to consume -BRAND- but are too dumb just got type -BRAND- into google. So, yes, and no.

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peanut
Sep 9, 2007


lol, lmao

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