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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

There is a major catastrophe at the desserts table. One family member decided to cut his own slice of pie before they were served to everyone. He put the slice on his dirty dinner plate with the stuffing and Mac and cheese residue. Not sure how Thanksgiving can recover from this disrespect.

back when I had to deal with the meal such behavior would have gotten effusive thanks from me because it's one less plate to squeeze into the dishwasher. gently caress eat everything with your hands, I don't care.





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Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
eating tumpkey of this toopsgiving

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

im living a great life, my family all love me, I love them. the food is great. I'm healthy, strong, fit, still curious and hungry for knowledge. my brain is still as powerful as ever. I give thanks for this great life I live surrounded by people I love. THANK YOU

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
thread title updated to reflect this tasty time of the year

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Ham Cheeks posted:

Tumpsgiving

to all a good toop

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Is it time?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Whatever bro enjoy the cage

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Good Citizen posted:

why goku hair blue now? sjw?

goku is woke

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Lpzie posted:

im living a great life, my family all love me, I love them. the food is great. I'm healthy, strong, fit, still curious and hungry for knowledge. my brain is still as powerful as ever. I give thanks for this great life I live surrounded by people I love. THANK YOU

How's the web comic doing?

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Ham Cheeks posted:

troogle dixon donman :nallears:
:jerry: take my tradwife, please!

ham and turkeycheeks, thank you :pray:

we are really stuffing the ballotbox today, aren't we :pervert:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGh5D-wUicE



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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

The next two generations have been mentally and socially eradicated

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




my pronouns are yam/cha

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

I'm not having a good day but I'm being paid time and a half.

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest
Newer Thanksgiving tradition for me now is putting out the hella fancy Bavarian gold encrusted china SO and I thrifteda couple years ago.
Nice things are nice. Happy Thanksgiving y'all.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Happy Trumpsgiving! Please be kind to the new IK as he learns the ropes.

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Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
dessert tables are bourgeois, as are cheese platters

:lofty: please show me to them

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
If I was still doing turkey I'd totally try stuffing a bunch of pancetta (Italian not-smoked bacon) under the skin

I'm not still doing turkey thank god

aRudeTeen
Jul 13, 2003

Good Citizen posted:

why goku hair blue now? sjw?

By undertaking godly ki training with a deity to wield the power of Super Saiyan God in one's natural state, a Saiyan may achieve a divinity-empowered base form, which allows them to use Super Saiyan Blue as the Super Saiyan version of Super Saiyan God and this form surpasses its predecessor in power. While Super Saiyan God can be easily achieved through a specialized ritual, Super Saiyan Blue has no such shortcuts and must be extensively trained in order to be used correctly.

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:



Always loved swol yoda

Thanks for the big Yoda cutout

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Inspector Hound posted:

The next two generations have been mentally and socially eradicated

it’s for the best, really

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Nobody cares anymore about yoda from a dead franchise.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
hate the old grogu

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Jon Irenicus posted:

a sharp knife is a safe knife c'mon you know this emfive

knicking yourself is not the same as slicing yourself to the bone
Give me a sharp knife all day everyday

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Goku is the Friendship is Magic SSJW God, and

ya just gotta have blue hair :kamina:

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Toop

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Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

I'm thankful that I'm not in Oklahoma. :)
But tomorrow I gotta go to Oklahoma. :(

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Fix posted:

I'm thankful that I'm not in Oklahoma. :)
But tomorrow I gotta go to Oklahoma. :(

For family? I bet it will be mice to see them and eat good food.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

it’s for the best, really

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Thank you for keeping things pure, Mr Hootington! I can invite my kids back to the big-screen forums room now.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

emfive posted:

Thank you for keeping things pure, Mr Hootington! I can invite my kids back to the big-screen forums room now.

CSPAm is part of the burger king's kids club.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
hootington being made thread ik on some special government program (that i support)

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

There is a major catastrophe at the desserts table. One family member decided to cut his own slice of pie before they were served to everyone. He put the slice on his dirty dinner plate with the stuffing and Mac and cheese residue. Not sure how Thanksgiving can recover from this disrespect.

this is the worst thing I've ever read

:jail:

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
happy trumpsgiving everyone

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

CaptainBeefart posted:

How's the web comic doing?

great, thank you for asking. pulling in tons of thumbs up and comments

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Mr Hootington posted:

CSPAm is part of the burger king's kids club.

Burger King's Trust Fund Kids Klub

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

finally a safe thread for people like me. thank God for me, thank God for my family, thank God for Trump and America, thank God for Mr hootington and the SA mods

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Lpzie posted:

finally a safe thread for people like me. thank God for me, thank God for my family, thank God for Trump and America, thank God for Mr hootington and the SA mods

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

There is a major catastrophe at the desserts table. One family member decided to cut his own slice of pie before they were served to everyone. He put the slice on his dirty dinner plate with the stuffing and Mac and cheese residue. Not sure how Thanksgiving can recover from this disrespect.

My mother's husband snapped at her because he put fresh herbs on the turkey at 425. His other turkey is on fire on the grill and we're seeing how long it takes for him to notice

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

hootington kill vox

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

CaptainBeefart posted:

Toop

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free him

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