Runcible Cat posted:

"she responded by screaming and turning up the volume of the porn, so I took that as her needing time to herself and left"

Grassy Knowles posted:

i just saw two dogs on my walk to the bodega and back. neither dog was molested.

John Wick of Dogs posted:

I've seen a bull run head first into an anvil. A goddamn anvil the bullfighter was hiding behind the red cape, and the bull was stunned but otherwise fine.

Anyway, I got a date with the bullfighters hot sister tonight, so I got to get ready for that as soon as I catch this loving rabbit.

Black Sunshine posted:

I take tattoos incredibly seriously and will fist fight random strangers on the street if I even suspect that they broke any rules like using numbing cream, anesthesia or getting a tattoo "for fun" and not because the art itself has such a deep personal meaning to you that merely catching a glance in the mirror causes you to weep uncontrollably.

Ulf posted:

“Technically they were both right” seems to be a recurring theme in the last century of physics.

SHISHKABOB posted:

I think they call it "superposition"

Ghost Leviathan posted:

What happens when you get a social hobby that attracts people with no social skills.

Agents are GO! posted:

You pay $10 to post

Cartoon Man posted:

Elviscat posted:

It doesn't normally look like that.

I swear.

Paper Tiger posted:

It was in the motor pool!!!

Lazy_Liberal posted:

okay i know we're moving on but lol

dialhforhero posted:

Ein Coke, Ein Sprite, Ein Fanta.

Kenning posted:

Weatherman posted:

The little-known 1966 hit from German teetotaller Johann Lee Hooker.

Cat Face Joe posted:

mr Scoop posted:

musk trying to figure out how they made the panel gaps so small

Splicer posted:

Has this ever been done on purpose and well? A main character loving things up due to their own hubris but in a way that's enjoyable to watch and now that I type it out I realise I'm describing the first two seasons of You and also 90% of Greek mythology.

Alhazred posted:

Fawlty Towers.

oldpainless posted:

In america we call it 9/11

ball valve posted:

Hello loving pathetic gbs mods. stop eating cheeze its for five minutes and ban the op.

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

To be absolutely clear:
Drawing of Steven Universe giving a blowjob: child porn.
Drawing of Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks giving a blowjob: not child porn

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ben shapino posted:

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

To be absolutely clear:
Drawing of Steven Universe giving a blowjob: child porn.
Drawing of Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks giving a blowjob: not child porn

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a Loving Dog posted:

wow glad that's cleared up. thanks man *desperately dialing 911*

Milo and POTUS posted:

Call the police on spiderhyphenman

Splicer posted:

Bring me pictures of spiderhyphenman wait no actually don't

strong bird posted:

best website on the internet baby lets loving go

Captain Hygiene posted:

Be the change you want to see

the worst thing is posted:

Aw look at you all, you're all such saints.. Stop the bad man

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`Nemesis posted:

LieutenantFrost posted:

crabs as a service

ChubbyChecker posted:

your moms m o

TheSwizzler posted:

BRING IT IN GUYS!

Bust Rodd, Heidrigal, Iron Crowned and every permabanned sex guy poster from every deviantart thread, GBS fetish CYOA and speedrunning thread come in with everything needed to make everyone EXTREMELY uncomfortable

Kitfox88 posted:

by turning off my monitor?

blasterofcream posted:

So I don't do meth, or have any friends that do meth, but this is somewhat similar. So I was helping this Jewish guy study Chemistry the other day, and brought one of his friends along who is in the same Chemistry class. Now, for the most part, (I thought) these guys are pretty chill stoners, but then the friend just pops me with this:
Friend: So you're taking Organic Chemistry? I Guess you're pretty into that stuff?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: What do you think about making MDMA?

I didn't really know what to do. On one hand, I don't want to be a sketchy piece of poo poo that makes MDMA, on the other hand, real lab experience is pretty critical to getting a job in my field. Also, I want money.

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EorayMel posted:

Meth

quote:

If you don't even know the difference between MDMA and meth, definitely don't cook drugs.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

becoming a homeowner tomorrow. any bets on how long before my first leak

The Slack Lagoon posted:

Yesterday

Kaboobi posted:

kenshiro voice: it is already wet

Captain Invictus posted:

Craig K posted:

i cant believe smarxists something awful account was the only thing keeping henry kissinger bound to the mortal plane. hosed up

Captain Invictus posted:

lol

also lol:

Captain Invictus posted:

lol

also lol: