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more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

just call all of them chef

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
cumrade

frozenphil
Mar 13, 2003

YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE SO BIG THAT 80 GRIT CAN'T FIX IT!
:smug:
cumissar

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Getting dangerously close to :cumpolice:

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


Way ahead of that, I insist on being called capitalist pig in bed.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-cyzS4_LL4

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

we call anal "struggle session"

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Eat This Glob posted:

we call anal "struggle session"

You should slow down, warm up, and use more lube

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Twigand Berries posted:

doctors constantly trying to upsell me on not dying

I mean, they do get kickbacks from pharma companies for prescribing opiates and stuff. Why tell the client to exercise when you can get paid when they need insulin?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

BonHair posted:

I mean, they do get kickbacks from pharma companies for prescribing opiates and stuff. Why tell the client to exercise when you can get paid when they need insulin?

You can also program AI to do that. Without even paying it!

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Paladinus posted:

You can also program AI to do that. Without even paying it!

Seems like the real problem is government overreach in regulating who gets to buy what drugs.

But also I'm just saying that the current system with doctors is not as bad as AI, but also not good.

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1727328878757122310?s=20

Votskomit
Jun 26, 2013

I'm at the polycule.
I'm at the Taco Bell.
I'm at the combination polycule and Taco Bell.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Live mas

AntifaSupersoldier
Jul 30, 2003

Reality is what you can get away with
Hell Gem
“Shocked, disgusted and outraged,” Bechiom alleges that she first ran out of the restaurant but then went back inside to retrieve her guacamole bowl – only to find that her manager and the other co-worker involved in the sexual encounter were vomiting.

One threw up in the trash while the other vomited in her guacamole bowl, according to the complaint.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
not the guacamole bowl

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Cerebral Bore posted:

not the guacamole bowl

understandable assuming it was the much sought after Jeb! branded molcajete

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
right in front of my salad guacamole bowl?!

POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

AntifaSupersoldier posted:

“Shocked, disgusted and outraged,” Bechiom alleges that she first ran out of the restaurant but then went back inside to retrieve her guacamole bowl – only to find that her manager and the other co-worker involved in the sexual encounter were vomiting.

One threw up in the trash while the other vomited in her guacamole bowl, according to the complaint.

this sounds loving awesome

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/baroquespiral/status/1728946306637599141?s=20

The only fault I could find in this is that a lot of gay slang is actually just AAVE slang.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://twitter.com/baroquespiral/status/1728946306637599141?s=20

The only fault I could find in this is that a lot of gay slang is actually just AAVE slang.

cause black queers tend to be infinitely cool

January 6 Survivor
Jan 6, 2022

The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks


( o(
black queers who can't get laid must have the most powerful words

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

January 6 Survivor posted:

black queers who can't get laid must have the most powerful words

Your slang budget is equal to your slur income

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004



:whitewater:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


Snitch.

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

hmmm this can't be right. survey says communism is more popular than racism now?

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/11/25/survey-64percent-of-men-say-this-is-a-dating-red-flag-.html posted:

According to a recent survey by Change Research, the biggest dating red flag for men is when someone identifies as a communist. A whopping 64% said this political leaning would be a turnoff.

Communism is a far-left ideology that advocates for all wealth and property to be communally owned.

Coming in second place was having no hobbies, followed by identifying as a “MAGA Republican.” The survey did not specify the sexual orientation of respondents.

More than half, 55%, of women said identifying as a communist is a red flag, but other sociopolitical stances were more problematic.

A potential partner saying that there are only two genders or saying “all lives matter” were both bigger red flags than being a communist — so was having no hobbies.

Being a “MAGA Republican” was the biggest red flag, with 76% of women saying this was not a desirable trait.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Most people don't want to date someone who is super into politics in general, I'm sure you know.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

shackleford posted:

hmmm this can't be right. survey says communism is more popular than racism now?

Goddamn right it's a red flag.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

shackleford posted:

hmmm this can't be right. survey says communism is more popular than racism now?

http://www.blog.nanaya.co/?p=366

Pretty much any political view is bad for dating, but specifically those the imply lack of empathy.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/ScrewyClassic/status/1729120309146730545

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


https://twitter.com/wentisung/status/1728362438750539923?t=dzbV13epEVtbUeRbvhEeWQ&s=19

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

bullshit he's using a hand truck

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
macho cat heathcliff savage

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

bullshit he's using a hand truck

after that many beers?

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

bullshit he's using a hand truck

thats simon

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

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