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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Survived surgery at least. it was triple bypass and I am currently heavily drugged. I am talking via avoice to text welcome to a street called easy!
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Nov 28, 2023 04:34
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Survived surgery at least. it was triple bypass and I am currently heavily drugged. I am talking via avoice to text Hell yea
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Nov 28, 2023 05:00
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adding to the chorus of hell yeahs good for you goon now just take it sleazy for like... three months
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Nov 28, 2023 05:11
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Survived surgery at least. it was triple bypass and I am currently heavily drugged. I am talking via avoice to text Nice!
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Nov 28, 2023 05:16
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Mola Yam posted:good news: you're alive
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Nov 28, 2023 06:47
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Survived surgery at least. it was triple bypass and I am currently heavily drugged. I am talking via avoice to text hopefully you'll be home in time for christmas! 
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Nov 28, 2023 07:35
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Survived surgery at least. it was triple bypass and I am currently heavily drugged. I am talking via avoice to text Hey that's a pretty good start, I hope you heal up well!
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Nov 28, 2023 07:42
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crepeface posted:hopefully you'll be home in time for christmas! I would by liable to tear my healing chest muscles if I were lying in the hospital on morphine and those demons approached me.
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Nov 28, 2023 07:45
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preview of life expectancy for america: https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/daily-quotidien/231127/dq231127b-eng.htm life expectancy falls for the third year in a row in Canada 2019 82.3 years 2020 81.7 years 2021 81.6 years 2022 81.3 years
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Nov 28, 2023 08:59
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oh wow imagine US life expectancy hitting 80+ years that'd be wild  Meanwhile googling 'life expectancy' gave me results in the top 3 that claim US life expectancy continued to rise at a steady pace throughout the pandemic, surrounded by articles discussing how it sharply declined (with some of them already completely memory-holing that a pandemic happened, much less is still-ongoing, and expressing BAFFLEMENT at why figures have been dropping the last few years). Internet's kinda funny like that
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Nov 28, 2023 09:38
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New cruise ship epidemic just dropped: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-67544888  'Wolf spider lays eggs in man's toe during cruise' I'm starting to suspect that these cruises may not be such a great idea 
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Nov 28, 2023 10:35
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:New cruise ship epidemic just dropped: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-67544888 *me, fearlessly clicking spoilers with wild abandon*: 
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Nov 28, 2023 11:06
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HazCat posted:*me, fearlessly clicking spoilers with wild abandon*: There's also some gnarly photos behind the link! 
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Nov 28, 2023 11:28
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's also some gnarly photos behind the link! Actually those are easily confused by what a toe looks like when wearing new sandals. - the victims wife
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Nov 28, 2023 11:32
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https://twitter.com/JPWeiland/status/1728928030591172866 
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Nov 28, 2023 12:34
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Me looking over the graph: "Eh I guess that's not so bad ..... oh poo poo, it's a log graph  "
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Nov 28, 2023 14:15
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twitter got very angry about "new covid" last night after @1goodtern boosted the news.com.au article about it
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Nov 28, 2023 14:24
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We did it   ATH!
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Nov 28, 2023 14:27
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genericnick posted:We did it 
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Nov 28, 2023 14:54
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fosborb posted:twitter got very angry about "new covid" last night after @1goodtern boosted the news.com.au article about it How are they angry? I don't want to be disappointed because the term "new" makes me upset too since it's still Covid, always have been Covid
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Nov 28, 2023 15:42
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another one down in my family, my FIL this time. superspreader toll at five so far
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Nov 28, 2023 16:02
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Survived surgery at least. it was triple bypass and I am currently heavily drugged. I am talking via avoice to text Glad to hear it. Anecdotally, my uncle had a triple bypass when he was about 50 and they told him he had another "5-10 years". He did eventually die of a heart attack. At the age of 83, and while splitting wood with a hand maul. Pretty much the Death of Champions, IMO. Hopefully they give you a better prognosis than that, gonna assume all this poo poo has gotten better since 1985 or w/e.
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Nov 28, 2023 16:21
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Gunshow Poophole posted:another one down in my family, my FIL this time. superspreader toll at five so far Who could have predicted?
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Nov 28, 2023 17:56
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NeonPunk posted:How are they angry? I don't want to be disappointed because the term "new" makes me upset too since it's still Covid, always have been Covid 30,000 posts about how it's not new. pretty heartening!
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Nov 28, 2023 18:03
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customer comes in and when I ask her how Thanksgiving went she gamely chuckles about how her husband is in the hospital with pneumonia now. he walked to their friends' house for dinner and ended up passing out at the table where they couldn't wake him up and he was cynanotic while they waited for the ambulance. this is about 40% of people I've asked who have Holiday Memories of respiratory distress now, it feels loving apocalyptic this year, way worse than last.
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Nov 28, 2023 18:16
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this but it's USF:
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Nov 28, 2023 18:27
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Survived surgery at least. it was triple bypass and I am currently heavily drugged. I am talking via avoice to text hell yeah 
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Nov 28, 2023 19:10
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Survived surgery at least. it was triple bypass and I am currently heavily drugged. I am talking via avoice to text Yeah! Actual good news in the thread.
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Nov 28, 2023 19:30
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It sucks how bad the messaging is surrounding COVID because I currently have multiple people in my orbit that are well meaning and took a COVID test their first day of symptoms because they wanted to be careful and not infect people but got a negative so assume "they just have that thing going around" and go back to work as soon as thier symptoms are manageable. They aren't even aware that a lot of people don't pop positive until several days in to symptoms and they've also been gaslit in to not even considering just working from home until they are completely better because it's back in to the office people it's important we learn no lessons from the last few years even if it is "just a bug" and not COVID.
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Nov 28, 2023 19:42
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My mom just came down with it. Super glad I saw her on Thanksgiving. What are the symptoms I should be looking out for with the new variants?
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Nov 28, 2023 19:43
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Milosh posted:My mom just came down with it. Super glad I saw her on Thanksgiving. same as usual. dry cough, sore throat, runny nose, headache, muscle aches, fatigue possibly but not necessarily: fever, loss of taste and smell
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Nov 28, 2023 19:51
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Gunshow Poophole posted:same as usual. dry cough, sore throat, runny nose, headache, muscle aches, fatigue Psychosomatically developed all those symptoms upon reading that. Stay safe goons.
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Nov 28, 2023 19:52
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Milosh posted:Psychosomatically developed all those symptoms upon reading that. Stay safe goons. COVID had evolved to spread via the Internet. 
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Nov 28, 2023 20:18
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RandomBlue posted:COVID had evolved to spread via the Internet. lmao
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Nov 28, 2023 20:29
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RandomBlue posted:COVID had evolved to spread via the Internet. New Covid Simulator DLC incoming!
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Nov 28, 2023 20:51
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Petey posted:also i've been heinously slammed at work so not posting here but: i hope you are all well. i hope you are healthy. i love my covid thread friends and want only the best for all of you.
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Nov 28, 2023 21:07
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Milosh posted:Psychosomatically developed all those symptoms upon reading that. Stay safe goons. You can also have zero symptoms and still have it. Covid is very generous that way. "Try our asymptomatic version!"'
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Nov 28, 2023 21:17
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https://x.com/yaneerbaryam/status/1729326723190137000?s=46 eyyyyyyy
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Nov 28, 2023 21:51
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This is totally off-topic (oh hi): Could anyone point me in the direction of a thread on SA or wherever that could quick photoshop something for me? Maybe someone in the plague thread here could? It’s a pretty simple job. Photoshopping a photo then getting a canvas print for Christmas. (I need to photoshop my daughters NG tubes out if you’re curious.) On topic, still havent got COVID, and my daughters survived their 6-month vaccinations, which included monoclonal antibodies for RSV, vaccines for the flu, covid, TDAP, and rotavirus. In one visit they got all 6.
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Nov 28, 2023 21:58
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suddenly worried that i've always had covid because i've never had taste
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