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how long does trump go to jail for?
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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Not a very trumpy burgeh

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mdemone posted:

what the hell is sugar-free ketchup

sugar is the primary ingredient in ketchup

without sugar it's not ketchup

right. it's just tomato paste otherwise.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Ketchup is a key ingredient in human cuisine

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Nonsense posted:

Ketchup is a key ingredient in human cuisine

humans are bad and ketchup is bad

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022


cum

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

bebop esq posted:

humans are bad and ketchup is bad

shut the gently caress up

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Blame Pyrrhus posted:

one of my coworkers had a low battery chirp on his fire alarm for months, and every time on zoom I would hear it and eventually told him him, as he was old and maybe he couldn’t hear it?

nah, he heard it. for months, just lived with it rather than change the battery. my dogs would have been crawling up the wall.

2018-2023 I've known at least 3 people to just have a beeping fire alarm in their house or apartment, every 30s, for years. there's a buckethead recording with one happening. that poo poo drives me mad

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

piss guzzler 420 posted:

shut the gently caress up

never

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
i only like normal mustard

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

ive lost a whole lot of weight over the last year and low cal burgers made using 90/10 beef from Aldi, Aunt Millies low carb buns, cheese of choice, and gluten free bbq sauce have been a staple. each one is like 250 cals or so 2 of them plus some pickles or whatever on the side is meal

i in no way would ever make that if i was not trying to lose weight get real loving ingredients goddamn

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Sooooo

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

bebop esq posted:

i only like normal mustard

What do you mean normal mustard?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


93/7 is awfully lean. I feel like he's leaving out some sort of binder for the patties

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Wrex Ruckus posted:

What do you mean normal mustard?

just innocent mustard

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

piss guzzler 420 posted:

shut the gently caress up

I sent your av to a friend of mine that warned me off sending him trump pics (which I did all day everyday like the thread) and he blocked me. haha I'll see him at happy hour and we'll work it out

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
[extremely #Resistance voice]

this mustard IS NOT NORMAL

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




yea

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

mdemone posted:

just innocent mustard

:hmmyes:

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

kaleedity posted:

2018-2023 I've known at least 3 people to just have a beeping fire alarm in their house or apartment, every 30s, for years. there's a buckethead recording with one happening. that poo poo drives me mad

how do people live like this

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Red Baron posted:

reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated

a trump thread miracle

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

VideoKid posted:

how do people live like this

Carbon monoxide poisoning

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

kaleedity posted:

2018-2023 I've known at least 3 people to just have a beeping fire alarm in their house or apartment, every 30s, for years. there's a buckethead recording with one happening. that poo poo drives me mad

it was such a frequent thing with Loveline callers, at least one a night, that Adam and Drew made a game out of it

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

bebop esq posted:

i only like normal mustard

hmmmmmm

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

An Apple A Gay posted:

I sent your av to a friend of mine that warned me off sending him trump pics (which I did all day everyday like the thread) and he blocked me. haha I'll see him at happy hour and we'll work it out

tell him I said: cum doodoo

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

piss guzzler 420 posted:

tell him I said: cum doodoo

free him

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

Joementum posted:

right. it's just tomato paste otherwise.

If you ignore the other spices and vinegar maybe?

Like everything else in America, most ketchup has way too much corn sludge shoved into it

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
emfehve

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

kaleedity posted:

2018-2023 I've known at least 3 people to just have a beeping fire alarm in their house or apartment, every 30s, for years. there's a buckethead recording with one happening. that poo poo drives me mad

which one? dude releases dozens of albums per year.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

t

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

big mean giraffe posted:

If you ignore the other spices and vinegar maybe?

Like everything else in America, most ketchup has way too much corn sludge shoved into it

tomato ketchup is cool and good there are a million sweet sauces in every cuisine

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

WoodrowSkillson posted:

tomato ketchup is cool and good there are a million sweet sauces in every cuisine
Yeah too bad tomatoes have no natural sweetness better shove more sugar into that crap!!!!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

spicy ketchup is good and owns

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Buddykins posted:

spicy ketchup is good and owns

whataburger ftw

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

It seems using sweeter tomatoe varieties or adding a sweeter fruit could add sugar in a better way

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



sonatinas posted:

which one? dude releases dozens of albums per year.

yea it's like a year old good luck finding it

swear I thought it was just a single on his bandcamp but boy he's got a pile

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”
this thread is full of spam and off topic it belongs in CCCC

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

it belongs in a museum

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

it belongs in the trash

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erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

this thread is full of spam and off topic it belongs in CCCC

It was fine a minute ago

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