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Kit Walker posted:It gives me no pleasure to report that Kissinger got tangled up in his bedsheets getting out of bed and then fell down and his dick flopped out and he got so scared he started pissing on his own face but he was so tangled up that he drowned in his own piss and then he poo poo himself and it smelled real bad and the paramedics decided it was medically necessary to burn his house down because of how bad his poo poo smelled so Rest In Pissinger
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mannerup posted:https://twitter.com/rogerjstonejr/status/1730062196439204178?s=61&t=p0lkU7ZX97mSkS8t9yVjfg This does actually seem like something Nixon would do And I take it to mean opening relations with China rather than Vietnam but I could have been both!
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I was thiiiis close to beating No Nut November
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:31 |
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mannerup posted:former Press Secretary for George W. Bush weighs in
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:I dunno man finding it hard to celebrate the fact that this guy got to engage in a full century of unrepentant evil before dying in his sleep or whatever. Sometimes when you know these people are never going to face criminal or karmic justice you just have to try to find satisfaction with them being gone forever. And hey, maybe hell is real.
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Fobby posted:Sometimes when you know these people are never going to face criminal or karmic justice you just have to try to find satisfaction with them being gone forever. And hey, maybe hell is real. I think Henry Kissinger already did OP
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Aishlinn posted:
Lemme on pissinger's wild ride
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Seth Pecksniff posted:This does actually seem like something Nixon would do
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Fobby posted:Sometimes when you know these people are never going to face criminal or karmic justice you just have to try to find satisfaction with them being gone forever. And hey, maybe hell is real. Right now I'm just glad they're dead and everybody is coming together over how much better the world is without them in it. You know you have failed in life when people celebrate your passing to this extent. Slugworth posted:Lol, already sweating his own obituaries. Oh yeah. You would think he would know better to duck out of public life and hope he's forgotten.
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im gonna gently caress his wife yeah bitch i said it
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Chinatown posted:im gonna gently caress his wife I support you on this endeavor
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Ewww.
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Takes No Damage posted:I was a little fuzzy on some of the details, but from reading a few of the articles posted here it sounds like he was pretty much the US Hitler, but without the common human decency to kill himself? somewhat less reprehensible, but yeah imagine if Hitler had lived until 1995 and was getting interviewed on serious news shows to give his take on important world events while the newscasters carefully avoided bringing up that unpleasant Holocaust topic or asking if he still stood behind the decision to kill all the jews "And our next guest, one of the architects of the 20th century, a controversial figure in some circles..."
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Chinatown posted:im gonna gently caress his wife
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Aishlinn posted:
also gimme one for the war crime of seriouspostin in the kissenger dead thread
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rest in piss, demon
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I hope it hurt.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Jimmy Carter gonna get lit tonight
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girls ftw
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Deki posted:The behind the Bastards podcast has a great (infuriating) series on him. this Aishlinn posted:
also this also i'm getting high as gently caress and eating sour gummy worms to celebrate
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Me irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH0VbwqG7qs&t=3640s
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:47 |
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Aishlinn posted:
influential, yet polarizing
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Takes No Damage posted:I was a little fuzzy on some of the details, but from reading a few of the articles posted here it sounds like he was pretty much the US Hitler, but without the common human decency to kill himself?
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:49 |
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I just wish someone could've had the honor of killing him.
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Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Nov 30, 2023 |
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Kalli posted:I just wish someone could've had the honor of killing him. He's dead finally lets leave it at that.
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:52 |
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When and where is his funeral? Honestly, I can't hold in this much urine forever.
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:55 |
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saving this post below for a couple weeks in the future - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I will not eat a single morsel of food until Henry Kissinger is dead and buried
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:56 |
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also lmao
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:58 |
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Emphasis on was
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 05:00 |
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Henry Kissinger received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 05:00 |
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Ok.
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 05:01 |
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Best article Opens with this quote:
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 05:01 |
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Henry Kissinger is survived by a massive bolus of poo poo in an Arby’s restroom in Nebraska, which is the only thing that could ever come close to loving him back.
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 05:01 |
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I don't know what your doing.
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