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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Regulations are stifling innovation! Also the free market is stifling innovation! Stop stifling elon you filthy stiflers

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victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
The 'antisemitism was not my intention' chiron underneath him is just the icing on the cake.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://twitter.com/angeIsighting/status/1729843603587960989

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Vtuber is the new 5th person pronoun

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1730041788675547605

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


What? Is this non sequiter?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


freeedr posted:

What? Is this non sequiter?

I think they're referring to how streamers use "chat" to address their audience.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
Second-person plural

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
But I graduated from elementary school so I recognize my privilege in having that knowledge

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVGV6lvNTR4
not really

What's really funny about this is that earlier today I randomly had the thought "I can't believe loving Kissinger is still alive"

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

So glad to learn good news from this thread for once.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

zoux posted:

If you haven’t watched the video, it’s even worse than you think. He calls out Bob Iger by name and then says GFY, Disneys never gonna drop another cent on Twitter ads

Ha, just another peasant who just can't understand Elon's greatness

holy poo poo, I have not seen the video. That's incredible!

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004




Nice work adman

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/me_im_chloe/status/1729930571080450276

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

SubponticatePoster posted:

What's really funny about this is that earlier today I randomly had the thought "I can't believe loving Kissinger is still alive"
You jinxed him, excellent work.

gamingCaffeinator
Sep 6, 2010

I shall sing you the song of my people.

Tree Bucket posted:

I know a guy whose daughters' names start with the same letter. How am I supposed to remember that!? I've had to go to really elaborate lengths to hide the fact my mental encyclopedia entries for human beings apparently consist of a single letter.

A couple of pages back, but I knew two families who went that route on my street when I was a kid. There were the K girls (Keri, Kelley and Kenna) across the street, and the J family (Jamie, Jerry Jr, Janie, Johnny, and one more whose name I cannot remember for the life of me). I never understood it but my mom seemed impressed.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

NLJP posted:



Nice work adman

So, what this is saying is that when we tell a goon to drink their piss, that’s valid advice.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


More about how of cpurse the piss researchers would be all 'hell yeah tonight is the night people will mention piss a lot'

And they were right.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
NOW it's official.

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1730070982247813394?s=20

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Musk killing twitter might be the only good thing he ever did and will redeem him almost completely for his other insanity. And it's very funny all the way through, as well.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Son of Rodney posted:

Musk killing twitter might be the only good thing he ever did and will redeem him almost completely for his other insanity. And it's very funny all the way through, as well.

It won't redeem him at all but it will be funny, I'll grant you that.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font
https://twitter.com/JoeLongBalls/status/1729700329921417705


Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


FALSE. I don't have a car

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

SubponticatePoster posted:

What's really funny about this is that earlier today I randomly had the thought "I can't believe loving Kissinger is still alive"

what's funny about this is you've been around on SA long enough to remember "Tim Russert is the most handsome man on television"

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

RIP Kissinger they hate you cause they ain't you

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

syntaxfunction posted:

Okay but what is the loving U-word?!


Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.



I've said "it's going" to that question too many times.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Okay Union being the "U-word" makes sense now, it was just confusing because if someone says like "C-word" or "G-word" or "XH-word" they're actually bad words. In context it makes sense but I was really stretching to think of an actual curse with U that employers would care about lol

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
What's the "XH-word"?

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Air Skwirl posted:

What's the "XH-word"?

Xehanort?

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

syntaxfunction posted:

Okay Union being the "U-word" makes sense now, it was just confusing because if someone says like "C-word" or "G-word" or "XH-word" they're actually bad words. In context it makes sense but I was really stretching to think of an actual curse with U that employers would care about lol

If you're a sociopathic business owner, the U-word is far, far worse than any of those others.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:

sociopathic business owner

You repeat yourself

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Air Skwirl posted:

What's the "XH-word"?

Xithead? :haw:

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/plathiandc/status/1730042627209179530?t=0pY0osAdkZd8BH2YtyCuuw&s=19

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

grittyreboot posted:

RIP Kissinger they hate you cause they ain't you

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1730057383815020548

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/xildelphi/status/1730059109377167427

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Livin' the dream.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Here's Linda's clean up attempt

https://twitter.com/lindayaX/status/1730088124615631060

uh huh.

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

God I wish I could have seen her face when Musk told Bob Iger to go gently caress himself.

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