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Flint_Paper posted:I'm
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koshmar posted:I am surprised that there is more than one clip of this happening. My friend did this at a party and had to go to the hospital and could barely talk for a month after. Was some nasty caustic stuff.
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Baronjutter posted:My friend did this at a party and had to go to the hospital and could barely talk for a month after. Was some nasty caustic stuff. What the hell
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I feel like downing a shot glass of salt would really, really suck, but barring some sort of underlying health condition that would require a low sodium diet in the first place, you should be mostly fine.
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If salt hosed them up so bad, were they made of ice? Were they a giant slug?
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Were they made of my blood pressure?
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Baron von Eevl posted:If salt hosed them up so bad, were they made of ice? Were they a giant slug? I think the OP meant that there was some cleaning solution of something in the glass.
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Cable Guy posted:I think the OP meant that there was some cleaning solution of something in the glass. Why would you have a shot glass full of cleaning solution in the area people are doing tequila shots? The salt makes sense, people are supposed to take a pinch of it and put it on their wrist or their lover's neck and then lick it, I don't know what drinking game involves a pinch of Borax or whatever. Or did they just not rinse out their glassware after cleaning it?
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Baronjutter posted:My friend did this at a party and had to go to the hospital and could barely talk for a month after. Was some nasty caustic stuff. This is the most mysterious post of 2023. What are they cooking??
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Enderzero posted:This is the most mysterious post of 2023. What are they cooking?? Murder
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Enderzero posted:This is the most mysterious post of 2023. What are they cooking?? Oh it wasn't salt! It was a shot glass they kept next to the sink full of some caustic gritty pot and pan cleaner chemical. He was off his face drunk, there were shots vaguely nearby, so he just grabbed and slammed it.
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Baronjutter posted:Oh it wasn't salt! It was a shot glass they kept next to the sink full of some caustic gritty pot and pan cleaner chemical. He was off his face drunk, there were shots vaguely nearby, so he just grabbed and slammed it. Oh thank god for the clarification. One person did spot what you meant, but the rest of us thought salt was caustic (it probably minorly is…?)!
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*slaps post it reading "do not drink, oven cleaner" on shot glass I left by the sink* There we go, now everybody is safe.
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Glottis posted:so, your friend did not do this at a party It was a packed to the gills house party yes.
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Baronjutter posted:It was a packed to the gills house party yes. I think they meant that your friend did not do a shot of salt at a party, which is what is happening in the original video
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It's stillAir Skwirl posted:Why would you have a shot glass full of cleaning solution in the area people are doing tequila shots? I mean, seriously now, why does this keep happening? Haven't people learned from Jon Arbuckle accidentally drinking cat jizz and getting pregananant?
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What are you a loving idiot? You think drinking cat jizz is going to knock you up with a litter of puppies? It was dog cum you moron.
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koshmar posted:I am surprised that there is more than one clip of this happening. Are there "Was she vaxxed?" Comments? Also we're still on twitter?
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GrandpaPants posted:People just need to accept that they'd rather have fried chicken for Thanksgiving. I know i did for thanksgivng my Family had 2 roast chickens stuffed with spicy Boudin and i never wanna go back to dry as hell Turkey
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I just assumed the drunk guy kept slamming shots of salt until he had downed enough to cause serious damage. Hihohe posted:I know i did I love turkey, but the idea that you should cook a full 0lbs of bird once a year is terrible. It's way too much for a regular gathering to eat, and no one gets enough practice to make it come out well (or at all, see all the failures here).
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Properly deep fried turkey is so loving good.
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Ashcans posted:I love turkey, but the idea that you should cook a full 0lbs of bird once a year is terrible. It's true, your guests are gonna hate you
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Happy one day anniversary of Kissinger's death to those who celebrate.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Properly deep fried turkey is so loving good. My stepdad did this in 2005 and it's one of the few good memories I have of him.
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Hihohe posted:I know i did It’s because everyone overcooks the already dry as hell breast meat. Get a good thermometer and set it to 155 insert it into the bird and pull it from the heat when it beeps. Carryover heat will get it to the perfect temperature while it rests. The 165 temp is the “every bacteria is 100% dead temperature” which you should only use for feeding babies or the infirm. Smoked a bird this year, it was juicy and delicious.
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It's basically impossible to cook a whole assembled turkey without over or undercooking some part of it. Spatchcock it or otherwise take it apart first and it'll cook faster and with better results.
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Baronjutter posted:Oh it wasn't salt! It was a shot glass they kept next to the sink full of some caustic gritty pot and pan cleaner chemical. He was off his face drunk, there were shots vaguely nearby, so he just grabbed and slammed it. No, no this doesn't jive. Baron von Eevl posted:If salt hosed them up so bad, were they made of ice? Were they a giant slug? Ding ding ding getting close Glottis posted:so, your friend did not do this at a party And we solved it: Baronjutter is an ice slug made out of blood pressure. Good job team!
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My friend once hosted a house party where he did ~15 shots of Tequila out of his parent's pornographic shot glasses. Obviously a pro level drinker and he just had a salt shaker that he'd shake over the back of his hand.
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I assume Americans have been dunking huge birds in vats of oil for years but this is the first time I’ve seen it and let me tell you it’s a drat treat discovering how that country manages to make every stupid holiday into a death game
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TACD posted:I assume Americans have been dunking huge birds in vats of oil for years but this is the first time I’ve seen it and let me tell you it’s a drat treat discovering how that country manages to make every stupid holiday into a death game I've never heard of any tragic Arbor Day deaths.
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Also maybe get a frying container that's not barely the diameter of your turkey. Crowding the pan much?
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TACD posted:I assume Americans have been dunking huge birds in vats of oil for years but this is the first time I’ve seen it and let me tell you it’s a drat treat discovering how that country manages to make every stupid holiday into a death game It’s a direct result of us breeding turkeys to such absurd proportions that not only can the birds not walk or hold their mass up with their feeble bones, but roasting their immense carcasses is an exercise in disappointment. Because of all the thick and thin bits, breast meat is dry and makes your teeth stick together even with gobs of gravy while the thighs might still be 18 degrees (10C) off of being done. If you fry the drat thing, not only is cooking time quartered, but the meat actually gets done at the same time. You get succulent and tender breasts and thighs that don’t make you expel fiery bodily fluids from your mouth and anus the morning after.
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Air Skwirl posted:I've never heard of any tragic Arbor Day deaths. gently caress I love Arbor Day. Always get the chainsaw out
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Dry brine the turkey over night then stuff it with vegetables, cover it in butter and oil and cook it at 500 for 30 min then put foil on the breast and turn it down to 350 to cook for like two hours. Perfect turkey every time.
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