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dog nougat posted:merica.jpg What is it with Americans , anal obsessions and huge wieners on wheels 
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i would just buy more weed but gently caress do i know i'm not ben franklin
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Dec 1, 2023 22:30
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Ferdinand the Bull posted:i would just buy more weed but gently caress do i know i'm not ben franklin Not with that attitude, you're not.
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Dec 1, 2023 22:35
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:If Ben Franklin were alive today he'd probably be the type of guy to roll a blunt with bills containing his picture. Indeed, we may never see another person who so fully embodies the spirit of 69420800B.
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Dec 1, 2023 22:41
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Mokotow posted:What is it with Americans , anal obsessions and huge wieners on wheels it's called CULTURE, look it up
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Dec 1, 2023 23:11
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Mokotow posted:What is it with Americans , anal obsessions and huge wieners on wheels our name is Buck and we like to gently caress
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Dec 1, 2023 23:32
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kazil posted:it's called CULTURE, look it up Oh. ew.
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Dec 1, 2023 23:33
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Lazy_Liberal posted:belongs in a museum I like the cat too
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Dec 2, 2023 01:01
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Mokotow posted:What is it with Americans , anal obsessions and huge wieners on wheels Ask your mother, she has first-hand experience in this. The answers are "Funny poop joke is memorable marketing" and "Good marketing". When you see the hotdog on wheels, you think of Oscar-Meyer brand hotdogs immediately.
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Dec 2, 2023 01:29
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dog nougat posted:merica.jpg I'm what appears to be a pickle selling archery equipment. edit: Oh, it's an alien in camo, Fort Uranus, I get it.
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Dec 2, 2023 01:32
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Honestly the Flying Spaghetti Monster is what makes me doubt this image
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Dec 2, 2023 01:37
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maybeadracula posted:Honestly the Flying Spaghetti Monster is what makes me doubt this image Apparently it's fuckin real 
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Dec 2, 2023 03:07
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Elmer Fudd rear end alien
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Dec 2, 2023 03:15
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https://i.imgur.com/oLCAJ2f.mp4
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Dec 2, 2023 03:21
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Data Graham posted:Elmer Fudd rear end alien You leave the OPs mother out of this
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Dec 2, 2023 03:36
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Dec 2, 2023 03:56
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dog nougat posted:Apparently it's fuckin real It belongs in a Smuseum!
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Dec 2, 2023 04:42
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He really has his head in the game.
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Dec 2, 2023 08:12
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Pizzad when he should have french fried, had a bad time
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Dec 2, 2023 10:23
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Milo and POTUS posted:Pizzad when he should have french fried, had a bad time I went skiing for the first time last year, and took the beginner course instruction taught by some fellow who said he was in the Olympics at some point. He spoke almost no English, but he said that was okay because we all understood the universal language of "pizza" Well I fuckin didn't. I think of pizzas as being round. He kept saying "make a pizza! Make a pizza!" and I'm like what the gently caress are you talking about dude, as I'm trying to make goddamn circles with my skis
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Dec 2, 2023 10:35
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This is one of those stories you're gonna regret sharing I feel
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Dec 2, 2023 11:32
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credburn posted:If you turn it upside down it spells BOOB 
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Dec 2, 2023 11:40
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credburn posted:If you turn it upside down it spells BOOB government issued boob
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Dec 2, 2023 12:41
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credburn posted:I went skiing for the first time last year, and took the beginner course instruction taught by some fellow who said he was in the Olympics at some point. He spoke almost no English, but he said that was okay because we all understood the universal language of "pizza"  another helpful mnemonic
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Dec 2, 2023 13:23
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credburn posted:I went skiing for the first time last year, and took the beginner course instruction taught by some fellow who said he was in the Olympics at some point. He spoke almost no English, but he said that was okay because we all understood the universal language of "pizza" He was trying to tell you that you are supposed to ski in the naval sector search pattern, like slicing a pizza. Easy. 
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Dec 2, 2023 13:33
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Were you perchance visibly hung over at the time?
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Dec 2, 2023 13:39
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I’m a Midwest oaf who grew up a thousand miles away from the nearest hill, so I’ve only skiied twice in my life. Even then, as a small child falling down the bunny hill, I learned how to pizza and what it meant.
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Dec 2, 2023 13:44
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So I looked it up and I'm firmly on op's side, calling the "V" or "A" stance "doing a pizza" is loving stupid.
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Dec 2, 2023 13:50
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When I was young ski was always what the more well off kids did.
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Dec 2, 2023 13:54
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When I was young we went snowboarding because skiing is for loving nerds.
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Dec 2, 2023 14:02
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They never got around to inventing snow around here.
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Dec 2, 2023 14:04
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Cocaine Bear posted:When I was young we went snowboarding because skiing is for loving nerds. Jester hats and dirt weed on the lifts 4 LYFE
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Dec 2, 2023 14:22
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I'm imagining someone getting yelled at while going down a ski slope doing 360s and it made me laugh pretty hardSoul Dentist posted:Jester hats and dirt weed on the lifts 4 LYFE Nah we did shots
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Dec 2, 2023 14:46
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That was for the bus ride home
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Dec 2, 2023 14:56
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I still wear my jester hat while doing 360s on skis, it owns
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Dec 2, 2023 14:58
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Field Mousepad posted:Nah we did shots Loser
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Cocaine Bear posted:When I was young we went snowboarding because skiing is for loving nerds.
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Dec 2, 2023 15:16
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credburn posted:I went skiing for the first time last year, and took the beginner course instruction taught by some fellow who said he was in the Olympics at some point. He spoke almost no English, but he said that was okay because we all understood the universal language of "pizza" Did you miss a part where he demonstrated it for everyone else who got it?
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Dec 2, 2023 15:19
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SpacePig posted:Did you miss a part where he demonstrated it for everyone else who got it? There's no way this doesn't end with a custom avatar for them.
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Data Graham posted:I still wear my jester hat while doing 360s on skis, it owns But are you also wearing a Korn shirt under your parka?
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