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dog nougat posted:merica.jpg What is it with Americans , anal obsessions and huge wieners on wheels ![]()
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i would just buy more weed but gently caress do i know i'm not ben franklin
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Ferdinand the Bull posted:i would just buy more weed but gently caress do i know i'm not ben franklin Not with that attitude, you're not.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:If Ben Franklin were alive today he'd probably be the type of guy to roll a blunt with bills containing his picture. Indeed, we may never see another person who so fully embodies the spirit of 69420800B.
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Mokotow posted:What is it with Americans , anal obsessions and huge wieners on wheels it's called CULTURE, look it up
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Mokotow posted:What is it with Americans , anal obsessions and huge wieners on wheels our name is Buck and we like to gently caress
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kazil posted:it's called CULTURE, look it up Oh. ew.
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Lazy_Liberal posted:belongs in a museum I like the cat too
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Mokotow posted:What is it with Americans , anal obsessions and huge wieners on wheels Ask your mother, she has first-hand experience in this. The answers are "Funny poop joke is memorable marketing" and "Good marketing". When you see the hotdog on wheels, you think of Oscar-Meyer brand hotdogs immediately.
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dog nougat posted:merica.jpg I'm what appears to be a pickle selling archery equipment. edit: Oh, it's an alien in camo, Fort Uranus, I get it.
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Honestly the Flying Spaghetti Monster is what makes me doubt this image
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maybeadracula posted:Honestly the Flying Spaghetti Monster is what makes me doubt this image Apparently it's fuckin real ![]()
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Elmer Fudd rear end alien
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https://i.imgur.com/oLCAJ2f.mp4
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Data Graham posted:Elmer Fudd rear end alien You leave the OPs mother out of this
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dog nougat posted:Apparently it's fuckin real It belongs in a Smuseum!
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He really has his head in the game.
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Pizzad when he should have french fried, had a bad time
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Milo and POTUS posted:Pizzad when he should have french fried, had a bad time I went skiing for the first time last year, and took the beginner course instruction taught by some fellow who said he was in the Olympics at some point. He spoke almost no English, but he said that was okay because we all understood the universal language of "pizza" Well I fuckin didn't. I think of pizzas as being round. He kept saying "make a pizza! Make a pizza!" and I'm like what the gently caress are you talking about dude, as I'm trying to make goddamn circles with my skis
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This is one of those stories you're gonna regret sharing I feel
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credburn posted:If you turn it upside down it spells BOOB ![]()
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credburn posted:If you turn it upside down it spells BOOB government issued boob
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credburn posted:I went skiing for the first time last year, and took the beginner course instruction taught by some fellow who said he was in the Olympics at some point. He spoke almost no English, but he said that was okay because we all understood the universal language of "pizza" ![]() another helpful mnemonic
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credburn posted:I went skiing for the first time last year, and took the beginner course instruction taught by some fellow who said he was in the Olympics at some point. He spoke almost no English, but he said that was okay because we all understood the universal language of "pizza" He was trying to tell you that you are supposed to ski in the naval sector search pattern, like slicing a pizza. Easy. ![]() steinrokkan has a new favorite as of 13:40 on Dec 2, 2023 |
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Were you perchance visibly hung over at the time?
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I’m a Midwest oaf who grew up a thousand miles away from the nearest hill, so I’ve only skiied twice in my life. Even then, as a small child falling down the bunny hill, I learned how to pizza and what it meant.
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So I looked it up and I'm firmly on op's side, calling the "V" or "A" stance "doing a pizza" is loving stupid.
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When I was young ski was always what the more well off kids did.
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When I was young we went snowboarding because skiing is for loving nerds.
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They never got around to inventing snow around here.
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Cocaine Bear posted:When I was young we went snowboarding because skiing is for loving nerds. Jester hats and dirt weed on the lifts 4 LYFE
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I'm imagining someone getting yelled at while going down a ski slope doing 360s and it made me laugh pretty hardSoul Dentist posted:Jester hats and dirt weed on the lifts 4 LYFE Nah we did shots
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That was for the bus ride home
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I still wear my jester hat while doing 360s on skis, it owns
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Field Mousepad posted:Nah we did shots Loser
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Cocaine Bear posted:When I was young we went snowboarding because skiing is for loving nerds.
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credburn posted:I went skiing for the first time last year, and took the beginner course instruction taught by some fellow who said he was in the Olympics at some point. He spoke almost no English, but he said that was okay because we all understood the universal language of "pizza" Did you miss a part where he demonstrated it for everyone else who got it?
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SpacePig posted:Did you miss a part where he demonstrated it for everyone else who got it? There's no way this doesn't end with a custom avatar for them.
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Data Graham posted:I still wear my jester hat while doing 360s on skis, it owns But are you also wearing a Korn shirt under your parka?
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