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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Karate Bastard posted:

The result of acting like a fool.

Pants in the ground.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Blut posted:





These aren't photoshops.

Sunak in any photos where he hasn't deliberately controlled the perspective looks absolutely tiny, hes probably about 5ft5 / 165cm in real life.

steinrokkan posted:

in awe at the size of this lad. absolutely minute.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

He at least needs to bulk up a little bit. Dude's got that Elf on the Shelf build.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:evilbuddy: Almost all of your posts have been complete and total dogshit. Should have tried lurking, reading the rules, not posting in AOL speak while you're hosed up on research chemicals; you know basic things like that. :evilbuddy:

taels posted:

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
I'd only like to make the record clear, that unlike my ban indictated i was most CERTAINLY not "hosed up on research chemicals". Something I take offense to ethically.

thanks

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

I LIKE FROSTYS posted:

CRACK/METH Trip Report:

T+0:00 - Smoked meth, crack.

T+0:05 - LIFE RUINED. NEVER SMOKE METH/CRACK

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Research chemicals is ADHD medication right?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




T+8:00 show me the sarah connor

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Outrail posted:

Research chemicals is ADHD medication right?

Oh good lord no it isn't.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh good lord no it isn't.

But that's how I do my best research. Add a beer or two if it's past dark.

E:

Carthag Tuek posted:

T+8:00 show me the sarah connor

This was good and I'm sorry I hosed up the combo

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

IIRC, "research chemicals" is an umbrella term for drugs (usually isomers or related molecules of known scheduled substances) that technically aren't scheduled and so can be obtained legally, under the pretense of chemistry research or some such. By all accounts most of them are really lovely highs with lots of weird side effects, but people will buy anything quasi-legal to get kind of high.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Antivehicular posted:

IIRC, "research chemicals" is an umbrella term for drugs (usually isomers or related molecules of known scheduled substances) that technically aren't scheduled and so can be obtained legally, under the pretense of chemistry research or some such. By all accounts most of them are really lovely highs with lots of weird side effects, but people will buy anything quasi-legal to get kind of high.

Nah 2ci and 2cb are good poo poo

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Yeah do NOT step to 2cb I WILL hunt you down

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Also that guy said he could poo poo through walls. That was p funny

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Biplane posted:

Yeah do NOT step to 2cb I WILL hunt you down

Doing that got 2pac killed already

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



one time i was partying at my dorm and i got a drink that tasted really poo poo, bvery salty?
Ž
turns out it was "the leftenant" with the General Home Bringingdrugsinside

he was weird, had a piece of paper with 100 names on it.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Carthag Tuek posted:

one time i was partying at my dorm and i got a drink that tasted really poo poo, bvery salty?
´
turns out it was "the leftenant" with the General Home Bringingdrugsinside

he was weird, had a piece of paper with 100 names on it.

The what

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Carthag Tuek posted:

one time i was partying at my dorm and i got a drink that tasted really poo poo, bvery salty?
´
turns out it was "the leftenant" with the General Home Bringingdrugsinside

he was weird, had a piece of paper with 100 names on it.

Is the leftenant in the room with us right now?

steinrokkan has a new favorite as of 11:52 on Dec 2, 2023

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Biplane posted:

The what

You heard him.

Oh, I should do the needful:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Carthag Tuek posted:

one time i was partying at my dorm and i got a drink that tasted really poo poo, bvery salty?
Ž
turns out it was "the leftenant" with the General Home Bringingdrugsinside

he was weird, had a piece of paper with 100 names on it.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

After thinking about it a bit, they may have meant a drink that was actually a glass someone had dumped their General (snus) in. Maybe? The suspense is killing me.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



steinrokkan posted:

Is the leftenant in the room with us right now?

sorry; the dude we called the leftenant put drugs in my drink

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I always go partying with a list of my friends in my pocket.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i was asked. anyway the finale is ~fart,

(cause im fat)

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Carthag Tuek posted:

T+8:00 show me the sarah connor

Your foster parents are high.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Carthag Tuek posted:


(cause im fat)

laughing it up over here

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

DrPossum posted:

ohio is wario and indiania is luigi

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Mx. posted:

my cat requires the perfect mix of two different types of litters that he can carefully shape into a single pile otherwise he will poo poo on the floor

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



SplitSoul posted:

Your foster parents are high.

i know now why your high

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Carthag Tuek posted:

T+8:00 show me the sarah connor

T+10:00 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY

Bear Enthusiast
Mar 20, 2010

Maybe
You'll think of me
When you are all alone

SplitSoul posted:

Your foster parents are high.

"Hey do you want to smoke? This gas station had a bunch of K2 in the back and I bought it all."
"Yes honey come home, you know I don't like that dank kush."
"Youe foster parents are dead."

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Guess the thread:

Kit Walker posted:

God I really wish I was into masc dudes (said no one ever) because that would make for an incredible grinder quest. "I'm looking to gently caress the gayest dude in the world. Must be a c-section birth. Must not have any female friends. The longer you've gone without even casually making physical contact with a woman the better. Must have a bigass beard and also a big rear end from all the squats you do." Just a long as hell laundry list of likely contradictory requirements. The winner would likely be some bizarre absolute shut-in with nearly non-existent social skills and several undiagnosed pathologies but my god would the sex be gay as hell

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



kyle reese voice: yeaah like the 600 seroes was easty to spot they got super obviously lit lmao

cut to danny mcbride hammering on a door cmon lemme in im fine

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

look at this dog's luge balls

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

haveblue posted:

*incredibly buff peter griffin wanders into the virtual holocaust museum* holy crap lois

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:rolleyes: Yeah, your second chance failed miserably, see ya. :rolleyes:

Mr. Fahrenheit posted:

Can we please talk about football everyone? I'd really not like to go ahead and report everyone!

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)

:rolleye: You are basically incapable of having a discussion like a normal human being or interacting with anyone on these forums without being a dick. I forgot who let you off your last permaban but I sure hope it wasn't me. :rolleye:

Mr. Fahrenheit posted:

So you admit youre point doesn't mean anything?

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Re Elon Musk:

rotor posted:

i cannot think of a more wanting-to-be-liked guy and ive had actors for roommates

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i would have simply plagerized another person's eva documentary

Fil5000 posted:

You Can (Not) Write Video Essays.

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.


What

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Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


Some of the Evangelion movies are titled "You Can (Not) __________"

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