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Stick Figure Mafia posted:biting cutting edge political commentary For an actual wishlist entry; this but don't make it the South Park tier piss that was in V.
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Emulate the superior Yakuza series by giving players the ability to play space harrier whenever they want
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Dec 4, 2023 06:09
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cold coffee mod (erect nips)
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Dec 4, 2023 06:16
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Theaters that you can enter and watch entire fictional musicals for 2 hours which are clearly written by and staring relatives of the Housers. Also they should bring back the RDR2 cast for cameos but as male strippers in a cowboy-themed venue so they're still recognizable Also you should still need to tap X to sprint, but it has to at the same rhythm that the character's feet hits the ground otherwise they stumble and spend 5 seconds getting back up Every character and NPC should yell "OWW" or "OUCH" whenever they get shot
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cel shading
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Dec 4, 2023 07:10
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If Balldos Gate can have graphic sex and be game of the year I should be able to cum so goddamn hard in this game
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Dec 4, 2023 07:18
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Radio station hosts that are zany conspiracy theorists and the station is also a live feed from Rumble
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Dec 4, 2023 07:34
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i hope there are lots and lots of hacking minigames
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Dec 4, 2023 07:40
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Mfw Wizard Master's thread actually being full of amazing game-dev ideas and Rockstar is making it their top priority to put every single post into the game. Being able to run a full marathon along a downtown route with hundreds of other GTA 6 running enthusiasts competing for accolades from all over the world. Being able to own your own instance of a criminal island hideout, complete with extensive ranching and farming mechanics more involved than Stardew Valley. Regularly held in-game SlapFight Championships.
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Dec 4, 2023 07:41
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Return to top down format
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Car what made of tits
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Go back to trying to make GTA IV, again.
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you have to clip your toenails in a minigame that is only available in your hideout's bathroom or else they might get infected and then you will periodically lose 1HP with no explanation
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Dec 4, 2023 08:34
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one fish
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two fish
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bum fish
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None of these replies have been particularly funny to be honest
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je1 healthcare posted:Theaters that you can enter and watch entire fictional musicals for 2 hours which are clearly written by and staring relatives of the Housers.
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Wizard Master posted:None of these replies have been particularly funny to be honest shut the gently caress up wiz bitch
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Dec 4, 2023 09:52
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What the series has needed since day 1 -- linearity. I want to be blocked from entering the Food Court dungeon with the Gazonga Juice and Ruddfucker's until I beat at least two of Gov. JizzSatan's Cabinet Fiends.
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:my uncle works for rockstar and he said that gta6 has a brand new game mechanic called "a single dracula" where there is one single dracula roaming the map and he may attack and drink ur blood at any moment and u never know where he is. imagine how lame youj'd have to be to be a single dracula
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JediTalentAgent posted:Get rid of all user created online modes in random matchmaking. It's all trash. hippie hunting was kinda fun.
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Dec 4, 2023 13:20
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Wizard Master posted:None of these replies have been particularly funny to be honest you didn't ask for jokes you asked what we wanted in GTA 6
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Wizard Master posted:None of these replies have been particularly funny to be honest you gonna close your thread over it? you gonna cry and just pack it in huh? oh god noooo dont do that
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Dec 4, 2023 13:27
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Live commentary from John Madden as you beat hookers to death and hit people with your car.
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Milo and POTUS posted:you gonna close your thread over it? you gonna cry and just pack it in huh? oh god noooo dont do that im a fragile man and this is what i would do. also kiss my favorite nappy and call my mom probably.
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Dec 4, 2023 16:48
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better have fishing minigames
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Remove distinctions between necessary storyline missions and unnecessary side quests on the HUD. Also 5000% increase in unnecessary side quests
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You know, I own a copy of every Grand Theft Auto, from the very first game, by DMA Design, all the way up to V. I've never been able to enjoy them for any longer than half an hour. They just don't click for me at all. There's something about the game mechanics that is specific to Rockstar games that feels so, I dunno, so clunky. e:Oddly enough, I really enjoyed Max Payne 3, so make of that what you will. I think it's the best game Rockstar might ever make. tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Dec 4, 2023 |
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A mission where you traffick a "legal" young girl to a small island owned by the incredibly wealthy banker Mr Applestone
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I just hope you can steal cars like in the first two games I have no idea why they took that out of the more recent games I always felt like stealing cars was one of the most fun parts about GTA so I hope they add that back in the new game and also I hope they let your character swim because the parts of the game where they make you swim around with very little breath is the best parts of the games
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Dec 4, 2023 17:37
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you should be able to take your pet cat into the multiplayer too so he can follow you around. but other players can't hurt or kill your cat.
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Dec 4, 2023 18:02
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100% science based car breeding MMO
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you play as a disney cars style anthropomorphic car and steal other cars people by driving up their rear end in a top hat.
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:better have fishing minigames All the fish get funny names like the cars
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:you should be able to take your pet cat into the multiplayer too so he can follow you around. but other players can't hurt or kill your cat. You can have a cat in Ultrakill and it's the most powerful weapon in the game but also it is defeated by doors
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I should be able to shitpost online in game
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tango alpha delta posted:You know, I own a copy of every Grand Theft Auto, from the very first game, by DMA Design, all the way up to V. I've never been able to enjoy them for any longer than half an hour. They just don't click for me at all. so why do you keep buying them 
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