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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

ex post facho posted:

I'll trade you Pooky and ArfJason for emfive and cumshitter, no takebacks

:hmmno:

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



VideoKid posted:

who the gently caress cares who gets to be the sheriff of what I assume is some dumbass swamp?

Caddo Parish is worse than a swamp, it's basically east Texas

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


when this first song, which is called First Contact by Omni Trio, would come on in gta3, I’d make whoever’s turn it was to play pull over and stop their car while it played

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

i am harry posted:

when this first song, which is called First Contact by Omni Trio, would come on in gta3, I’d make whoever’s turn it was to play pull over and stop their car while it played

everyone's favorite video game compadre

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

VideoKid posted:

who the gently caress cares who gets to be the sheriff of what I assume is some dumbass swamp?

This dude has had nothing but humiliating Ls, just give him something

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

ex post facho posted:

I'll trade you Pooky and ArfJason for emfive and cumshitter, no takebacks

no, we need pooky and arf

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Schmoe Cwead posted:

i drank some weed soda and am gonna go see the new godzilla on imax in an hour

the good one or the bad one?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Glumwheels posted:

This dude has had nothing but humiliating Ls, just give him something

he's been banned from every Walmart bathroom in the country

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


lol

Stupid Boxes
Feb 9, 2004

good grief!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

is that uppercut

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

s o f t c a t

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1732220845223809362/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1732220845223809362&currentTweetUser=atrupar

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

hello uppercut

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

crime fighting hog posted:



pissed i can't find the animated version

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

its 9 pm do you know where your president is

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Buddykins posted:

its 9 pm do you know where your president is

the pooper

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I bet trump wears one of those silk sleepwear suits with the button up shirt and slacks or whatever

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Buddykins posted:

I bet trump wears one of those silk sleepwear suits with the button up shirt and slacks or whatever

you know that mf is saying honk shu

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."

Buddykins posted:

its 9 pm do you know where your president is

does he even know where he is?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

by hugo boss or balenciaga or whatever brands were popular during the 80s i dont know gently caress you

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

:cloudnine:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

BOGO LOAD posted:

does he even know where he is?

lol

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Buddykins posted:

its 9 pm do you know where your president is

pissssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssss sss sssssssssssss s

Buddykins posted:

I bet trump wears one of those silk sleepwear suits with the button up shirt and slacks or whatever

and they are pissssssssss sssssssssssssssss sssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss colored

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

toop

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

my president is everywhere

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Buddykins posted:

I bet trump wears one of those silk sleepwear suits with the button up shirt and slacks or whatever

with silk sheets too so once he's in bed he's stuck like mitch

BUUNNI
Jun 23, 2023

by Pragmatica

Trump looks great gently caress all da haterz

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Tup sleeps naked

BUUNNI
Jun 23, 2023

by Pragmatica
He’s my president

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


imma grab dat paw

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 369 days!

SirPablo posted:

Tup sleeps naked

he is ashamed of his body but is far too proud to confide in anyone with this information

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Lol what's the point

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Buddykins posted:

its 9 pm do you know where your president is

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
if people don’t suck up to him enough he gets sad

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




call Sean hannity!

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

he’s never looked better

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