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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

:madmax:

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Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Oompa loompa doompety doo
We have such sights to share with you


Oompa loompa doompety dee
Please don't waste your precious tears

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

original design do not steel



(I had forgotten this movie existed -- someone shat out a quick b-movie by cobbling together footage from several old Digital Pictures FMV games)

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?


Her look probably sums up the whole "movie."

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
CTRL-ALT-DEATH

Gertrude Perkins
May 1, 2010

Gun Snake

dont talk to gun snake

Drops: human teeth
Starring Yasmine B^Uleeth

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Erebus posted:

original design do not steel



(I had forgotten this movie existed -- someone shat out a quick b-movie by cobbling together footage from several old Digital Pictures FMV games)
This is giving me flashbacks to one of James Doohan (aka Scotty from original Star Trek)'s last movies where he just wanders around a house set but they put him on the cover and everything to sell the poo poo movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2IV0BajqAk&list=PLJ_TJFLc25JR3VZ7Xe-cmt4k3bMKBZ5Tm&index=47

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Gertrude Perkins posted:

Starring Yasmine B^Uleeth

Great, I’m being photographed by an amateur

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The Borderlands movie we deserve

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

But not the blue & orange poster we need right now

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
Haha dang

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Were there this many codpieces in Fury Road?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I already made the joke but zoom in on that poster it's blatantly obvious that they heavily borrowed from Borderlands.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Borderlands stole from mad max so it works.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Vegetable posted:

Were there this many codpieces in Fury Road?

No, Gibson wasn't in that one.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I hope Anya Taylor Joy pulls up and Chris Hemsworth asks in his most serious, dramatic voice

yall wanna catch a ride

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
I wonder if those are lead-lined codpieces to protect your junk from radiation like in Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


lmao I want this

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Why is this a thing

https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1734929571194056751?s=46&t=BHs6Pl38GJXGN2Y4xeriNA

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Eddie Murphy hasn't been funny since he got rich.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Considering the quality arc of the Beverly Hills Cop franchise, I’m assuming this one will cause suicides.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


FlamingLiberal posted:

Why is this a thing

Eddie needs money…

Dillbag posted:

Eddie Murphy hasn't been funny since he got rich.

Or he’s just… bored?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Eddie has 10 kids. That probably explains a lot of his choices.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

I liked Dolemite.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I know he's been attached to sequels to his previous hit movies before. This would be (I think) the second one to actually get made. For years there was that rumor that they were going to make a sequel to 'Twins' and have Murphy as the secret third brother

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


That could be pretty great, even now, with the right script.

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.


If this one also dunks on George Lucas... I think it would get a meh from me.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

testtubebaby posted:

That could be pretty great, even now, with the right script.

I mean Danny DeVito is currently regularly showing that he's funny as he's ever been. Hell quite a bit of his stuff on Sunny is probably his best comedic work. Arnie and Murphy haven't been in much good in... a while, but that mostly just seems to be, being a bit checked out and arnie mostly being retired and Murphy just paychecking it, but like even with that it's not like Murphys performances have been terrible, he's just been doing pretty terrible material.

So yeah if it had a good script -a big if- there's no real reason why it couldn't be a great movie.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



he was good in dreamgirls but this feels like yet another coming 2 america

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
This atrocity is sold out in all its variants

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I’m happy for the dozen people that like that movie

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

CelticPredator posted:

I’m happy for the dozen people that like that movie

That's at least 10 too many.

Also, I'm sure I've mentioned it in this thread, but gently caress those loving movies and gently caress Peter Jackson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi7t_g5QObs

This pretty much covers my compaints about that film, but as I recall, misses some key details - in Lindsay Ellis' defence, it was some obscure news that got buried in the press. The film actor's union, Equity NZ, had sent emails to Peter Jackson assuring him that the Hobbit was never going to be subject to any industrial action. Peter Jackson screamed and shouted and hollered about how the production was at risk of industrial action anyway, in order to get the right wing National Party-led government to pass legislation that was designed to greatly undermine unions and drastically roll back the rights of crews working on sets. Peter Jackson can go suck a gently caress.

Also, Weta Studios is a den of sexual harassment. Oh but never you mind, they investigated themselves and found themselves not guilty.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Dec 14, 2023

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

muscles like this! posted:

Eddie has 10 kids. That probably explains a lot of his choices.

lol its more common than you think

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/1732122094505165233

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Great thing to say before a movie comes out.

What an rear end - good or bad, don't loving trash the thing before it's even out there.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
He's probably semi-joking, he mentions hating having to sit in a booth acting against green screens and tennis balls and not getting to work with his costars.

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
He wants to give each of his kids a huge grant.

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kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Mister Chief posted:

I liked Dolemite.

Yea he's great in that, really thought that was him getting back to better movies.

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