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I Miss Snausages
Mar 8, 2005
Volvorific!

Grassy Knowles posted:

peppermint dr bronners is great after a multiple hour workout too for the tingly numbing it offers

Yeah, that tingly numbing ain't great on the taint or rear end in a top hat though.

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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Toupee Groupie posted:

Yeah, that tingly numbing ain't great on the taint or rear end in a top hat though.

agree to disagree

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the ol' Peppermint rear end in a top hat is an experience reserved for an elite few...

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

uber_stoat posted:

the ol' Peppermint rear end in a top hat is an experience reserved for an elite few...

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Toupee Groupie posted:

Yeah, that tingly numbing ain't great on the taint or rear end in a top hat though.

Imagine coming in with a snipe this bad

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Inceltown posted:

Imagine coming in with a snipe this bad

i bet it stings

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Wait, what's wrong with a numbed rear end in a top hat? Now, a relaxed sphincter, there's something you gotta worry about. Those are muscles you don't want taking a day off.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Peppermint is a smooth muscle relaxant and works well on sphincters. That’s why it worsens GERD. So.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

freeedr posted:

Peppermint is a smooth muscle relaxant and works well on sphincters. That’s why it worsens GERD. So.

So don't shove it up you?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Grassy Knowles posted:

So don't shove it up you?

I ain’t your dad

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

I use doctor bronners concentrate so that I am covered in a thick film of oil that prevents predators from getting a good grip on me

That's the All-One! difference.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

It’s bullshit to steal the valor of the coco de mer if they’re not growing one in their hothouse.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
American chocolate mogul charged with murdering Canadian animator, partner

https://www.nydailynews.com/2023/12/06/chocolate-mogul-jonathan-lehrer-charged-murder-animator-dominica/

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!






White-boomers-in-tropical-country neighbour dispute

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Police search for men who stole ring from the crypt of Meshilin Marrogi, sister of underworld figure George Marrogi

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:



White-boomers-in-tropical-country neighbour dispute

Didn't John McCaffee kill someone in a situation like this?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Listen I'm not saying that what my adventuring party did was right, but that's a +3 STR ring

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/people/status/1732643121102467520

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Didn't John McCaffee kill someone in a situation like this?

Gonna have to be more specific

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Milo and POTUS posted:

Gonna have to be more specific

Every situation you’re thinking of ambiguously involved him probably killing somebody so you can just say yes

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Oh, thank god. Space Force, please stand down, repeat, stand down

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



:tinfoil: Thats exactly what a killer tomato from outer space would say

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
♪Attack of the foreign tomatoes♫

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


"Police Department employees under investigation for buying stripper services at Auschwitz"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

That's on brand for cops at least.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

They've got strippers at Auschwitz now? Wow, what's Dachau doing to compete?

Dachshundofdoom
Feb 14, 2013

Pillbug
Twerk will set you free

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Dachshundofdoom posted:

Twerk will set you free

lol

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Dachshundofdoom posted:

Twerk will set you free

Oh no.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

FreudianSlippers posted:


"Police Department employees under investigation for buying stripper services at Auschwitz"

Jetzt reichts aber.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

Dachshundofdoom posted:

Twerk will set you free

:wow:

lmao thread title that please, god we’re going to hell

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Dachshundofdoom posted:

Twerk will set you free

Oh my god

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

Cartoon Man posted:

:wow:

lmao thread title that please, god we’re going to hell

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 15:24 on Dec 9, 2023

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You guys are single handedly responsible for the Twerking Hitler meme that's about to wash over the internet, leaving naught but smouldering ruins in its wake.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Dachshundofdoom posted:

Twerk will set you free

:captainpop:

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Security call NSW Police to shut down Ashfield Mall Shopping Centre escalator reopening party

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