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Poops Mcgoots posted:People know coffee is caffeinated and they'll generally buy one cup at a time, water it down with milk or cream and ice, and then nurse that one cup over the course of a morning. Rookie
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ponzicar posted:I wonder if sales of the heart exploding lemonade have increased or decreased after killing those people? I admit, I kinda want to try a few sips of it. You WILL get poo poo done while on one: https://twitter.com/ostonox/status/1717592054417563829 OwlFancier posted:Obviously they make it by dissolving Cake in it. They went the Distance. They went for Speed. Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 01:51 on Dec 8, 2023 |
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FFT posted:Apparently NZ says "jandals" because some company trademarked the shortening of "Japanese sandals" for a while which is even more bewildering. Nippon slip-ons. In the 80's, New Zealand's Auckland Harbour Bridge was widened by attaching lanes on the outside. They were manufactured in Japan and were consequently dubbed the "Nippon Clip-ons".
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 01:54 |
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Speedboat Jones posted:Throw in butt-chugging a 4 Loko for good measure. I thought they nerfed 4 loko
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Today I learned that the godawful Logan Paul / KSI "Prime" energy drinks had been banned in New Zealand due to having too much caffeine (260mg+), however NZ schoolkids are paying through the nose to obtain contraband ones, and kids are even buying empty cans for playground clout.
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minato posted:Today I learned that the godawful Logan Paul / KSI "Prime" energy drinks had been banned in New Zealand due to having too much caffeine (260mg+), however NZ schoolkids are paying through the nose to obtain contraband ones, and kids are even buying empty cans for playground clout. I’m guessing kids more buy empty cans because they think you can use them as a prop to sell fake prime Or homeopathic prime
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Grassy Knowles posted:I’m guessing kids more buy empty cans because they think you can use them as a prop to sell fake prime quote:Or homeopathic prime Blah blah no hope for humanity, I'm
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minato posted:You give them too much credit. I knew a kid who remelted hershey bars into a mold and sold them for 2x what he got them for on the playground. And I worked at multiple bars where we had to break any bottles we emptied or the owner would try to refill them with cheaper liquor. I give small business owners and their children about the same level of credit.
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minato posted:Today I learned that the godawful Logan Paul / KSI "Prime" energy drinks had been banned in New Zealand due to having too much caffeine (260mg+), however NZ schoolkids are paying through the nose to obtain contraband ones, and kids are even buying empty cans for playground clout. Don't worry, once our new gov finishes making smoking legal again I'm sure letting kids have insane levels of caffeine will be next on the list. But no phones in schools, that would be too distracting and bad for their health.
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minato posted:Today I learned that the godawful Logan Paul / KSI "Prime" energy drinks had been banned in New Zealand due to having too much caffeine (260mg+), however NZ schoolkids are paying through the nose to obtain contraband ones, and kids are even buying empty cans for playground clout. Wait until they learn about the Lewis Road Creamery coffee milk that has 285mg/bottle (300mL). Vaguely relevant NZ (Auckland) specific meme: https://i.imgur.com/iytXEa6.mp4 Other memes:
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Hey bud, it's me Leon. You doing alright?
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 02:57 |
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The lemonade that kills you is a beautiful sentence.
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Cocaine Bear posted:The lemonade that kills you is a beautiful sentence. That's not a sentence
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There’s a verb and a noun?
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 03:03 |
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Don't make me diagram that loving sentence fragment because I don't remember how
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 03:05 |
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Have some lemonade, nerd.
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minato posted:Today I learned that the godawful Logan Paul / KSI "Prime" energy drinks had been banned in New Zealand due to having too much caffeine (260mg+), however NZ schoolkids are paying through the nose to obtain contraband ones, and kids are even buying empty cans for playground clout. I saw a whole pallet of them yesterday at the supermarket Edit: I should of read the whole thread first
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I know somebody's hosed with one of those and I curse myself for this dark knowledge.
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At least no-one was basic enough to say "Pickle Nick".
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staberind posted:At least no-one was basic enough to say "Pickle Nick".
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staberind posted:At least no-one was basic enough to say "Pickle Nick". Because that's not how you spell his name
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Cocaine Bear posted:The lemonade that kills you is a beautiful sentence. PYF Memes: The lemonade that kills you
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Desert Bus posted:PYF Memes: The lemonade that kills you
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maybeadracula posted:Don't make me diagram that loving sentence fragment because I don't remember how "lemonade" is the subject on the first horizontal line with the adjective "the" dangling from it. "that kills you" is a subordinate adjective clause with a relative pronoun and gets it's own horizontal track below the independent clause and is connected with a dashed vertical line. I loving love diagramming
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Maldraedior posted:" Too bad your mother didn't love diaphragm loving
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They should call it demonade.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 04:59 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Too bad your mother didn't love diaphragm loving Get their conjugating rear end
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Tree Bucket posted:They should call it demonade. A lemon demon you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE
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i'm stealing this and going to use it to make fun of the c-spam car hate thread, it's perfect.
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Flyinglemur posted:Rookie If we're being real i basically only drink coffee. All day, like 35 cups of coffee, from the minute i get up until the minute i lay down. How is anyone dying after 3 or 4 caffeinated drinks?
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titties posted:If we're being real i basically only drink coffee. All day, like 35 cups of coffee, from the minute i get up until the minute i lay down. Voltaire? I thought you were dead!
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titties posted:If we're being real i basically only drink coffee. All day, like 35 cups of coffee, from the minute i get up until the minute i lay down. yeah 3 or 4 cups is a warmup. my wife and i had to buy my parents a new drip machine after we wore theirs out a few christmases back when we visited.
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Lib and let die posted:yeah 3 or 4 cups is a warmup. my wife and i had to buy my parents a new drip machine after we wore theirs out a few christmases back when we visited. Got to secure that drip
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titties posted:If we're being real i basically only drink coffee. All day, like 35 cups of coffee, from the minute i get up until the minute i lay down. Because some people haven't built up a tolerance from chronic use? Like, I can do fine without drinking caffeine, but I assume you'd be pretty miserable if you tried to go a couple days without it.
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Poops Mcgoots posted:Because some people haven't built up a tolerance from chronic use? Like, I can do fine without drinking caffeine, but I assume you'd be pretty miserable if you tried to go a couple days without it.
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titties posted:If we're being real i basically only drink coffee. All day, like 35 cups of coffee, from the minute i get up until the minute i lay down. you should probably talk to a doctor about that, my dad had a heart attack at 49 and that kinda poo poo was part of it
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What are people doing where they always gotta be drinking so much coffee? I have a relative who's had 2 aneurysms yet she continues to drink like 2 pots of coffee a day. Can't go anywhere without a big Thermos type container of it.
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Unperson_47 posted:What are people doing where they always gotta be drinking so much coffee? Self-medicating Although I drink far less coffee now that I'm actually medicated. I quit smoking too
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