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I like my coffee like I like my bed. Hot and wet.
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Dec 8, 2023 07:38
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Unperson_47 posted:What are people doing where they always gotta be drinking so much coffee? I have a relative who's had 2 aneurysms yet she continues to drink like 2 pots of coffee a day. Can't go anywhere without a big Thermos type container of it. Caffeine is addictive.
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Dec 8, 2023 07:38
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People thinking if they drink enough caffeine they’ll wake up from this nightmare.
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Dec 8, 2023 08:35
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Dec 8, 2023 08:37
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Cocaine Bear posted:The lemonade that kills you is a beautiful sentence. It's like the beach that makes you old https://youtu.be/etaA94eM2AE?si=xKr7ErYRya2GxW98
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Dec 8, 2023 09:12
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Death bed: The bed that eats.
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Dec 8, 2023 09:25
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Gonna tell my kids this is Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.
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Dec 8, 2023 09:31
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         3D Megadoodoo posted:Gonna tell my kids this is Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman. The one way to reboot Sherlock and make it worth watching again  Desert Bus posted:I like my coffee like I like my bed. Hot and wet. 
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Dec 8, 2023 09:36
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Dec 8, 2023 09:43
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Dec 8, 2023 09:57
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Takes No Damage posted:A lemon demon you say? drat, the gay porno version of this now requires a login on Newgrounds lol
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Dec 8, 2023 11:33
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titties posted:If we're being real i basically only drink coffee. All day, like 35 cups of coffee, from the minute i get up until the minute i lay down. drat, man. I used to drink like 6-7 a day and even I felt like that was on the high end of things. Ended up switching to decaf a few months ago with basically no noticeable change in my life beyond the first two somewhat unpleasant weeks of withdrawal. I just have fewer occasions where I sit around completely useless for a couple hours because my heart rate is way too high and I’m just vibrating
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Dec 8, 2023 13:12
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CPColin posted:I can't get out of a big bed with my wife without my coffee If your wife is in bed and you can't get out without coffee then who brings you the coffee? Whoever in the polycule draws the short stick?
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Dec 8, 2023 15:28
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Every proper polycule has a barista
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Dec 8, 2023 15:43
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Brawnfire posted:Every proper polycule has a barista If you think "wait, my polycule doesn't have a barista" then I'm sorry but you're the barista.
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Dec 8, 2023 15:58
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Takes No Damage posted:You WILL get poo poo done while on one: "Ifeelgreat! Ifeelawesome!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKghH10WTB4
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Dec 8, 2023 15:58
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...4c1e8e079d7104&
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Dec 8, 2023 16:27
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We found out why the cat screams
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Dec 8, 2023 16:48
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boofhead posted:Self-medicating yeah it's mostly this. I was drinking so much coffee because I have ADHD. Then I got medicine and now I'm down to 1 cup in the morning. I quit coffee entirely for a year and saw literally 0 improvement in anything. Turns out people drink coffee because it is good and they like it too.
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Dec 8, 2023 16:53
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This is just a paint brush away from the perfect christmas ornament.
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Dec 8, 2023 18:10
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Data Graham posted:drat, the gay porno version of this now requires a login on Newgrounds lol lmao what im not getting a newgrounds account, where can I see it?
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Dec 8, 2023 18:18
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I'm not linking any results directly but search for "ultimate orgy of homosexuality" It's considerably better animated than the original lmao
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Dec 8, 2023 18:27
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Data Graham posted:I'm not linking any results directly but search for "ultimate orgy of homosexuality" lol I greatly offended someone with that back in the day
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Dec 8, 2023 18:29
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Data Graham posted:I'm not linking any results directly but search for "ultimate orgy of homosexuality" That does not strike me as highly specific, but thanks.
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Dec 8, 2023 18:35
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maybeadracula posted:lol I greatly offended someone with that back in the day They were really upset at the part when Chuck Norris gets it on with dudes, huh
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Dec 8, 2023 18:40
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Karate Bastard posted:That does not strike me as highly specific, but thanks. All my results are very relevant (that's its title), just on porn sites. I'm not trying to be coy 
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Dec 8, 2023 18:53
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This guy once called me the biggest hipster in the world.
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Dec 8, 2023 19:06
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I can't believe I haven't googled ultimate orgy of homosexuality before. But I couldn't find a good porn site, so I had go to youtube. Ew.
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Dec 8, 2023 19:06
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rodbeard posted:This guy once called me the biggest hipster in the world. He called me the biggest hipster eons before you.
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Dec 8, 2023 19:07
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rodbeard posted:This guy once called me the biggest hipster in the world. So that's his real name, then?
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Dec 8, 2023 19:13
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Grassy Knowles posted:He called me the biggest hipster eons before you. I like his earlier work from before he called people hipsters
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Dec 8, 2023 19:17
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That seems like an inefficient way of disposing of cardboard
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Dec 8, 2023 19:20
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Karate Bastard posted:I can't believe I haven't googled ultimate orgy of homosexuality before. The one on youtube is just the original video with the alternate lyrics from what I could see, that's why I'm talking about the other links which have the actual animation.
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Dec 8, 2023 19:20
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Karate Bastard posted:This is just a paint brush away from the perfect christmas ornament. Okay, I gotta know, what would you paint on this to make it better? Would you paint the face skin-toned?
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Dec 8, 2023 19:22
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Haha one to rival the Farquaad meme for sure lmao
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Dec 8, 2023 19:26
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PurpleXVI posted:Okay, I gotta know, what would you paint on this to make it better? Would you paint the face skin-toned? Brown.
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Dec 8, 2023 19:26
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Data Graham posted:drat, the gay porno version of this now requires a login on Newgrounds lol thanks for the impetus to go through account recovery - i ended up writing a thank you note to a musician on the audio portal for a song they wrote nearly two decades ago :3
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Dec 8, 2023 19:33
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I'm the clit-trigger. Speedboat Jones posted:They were really upset at the part when Chuck Norris gets it on with dudes, huh I remember when the original was first posted in GBS, it had to be grandfathered in because they had just banned using Chuck Norris jokes  Sir John Falstaff posted:That seems like an inefficient way of disposing of cardboard The cruelty is the point 
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Dec 8, 2023 19:45
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rodbeard posted:This guy once called me the biggest hipster in the world. As an adult? Or were you a kid on the show trying to beat Battletoads to win a family pass to LaserQuest?
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