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Starsfan posted:would honestly not surprise me if the Torontonians break down the security fence at the airport and swarm the airplane after it lands Helicopter coverage is already live
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MaoistBanker posted:Wow, he's on the plane okay I can't handle it anymore. i've bought in totally. I drank the kool-aide and asked for seconds. if he doesn't sign for the jays i'm going have a meltdown
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gently caress this poo poo. Sign with my team.
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I HENCEFORTH RENOUNCE THE LOS ANGELES ANGELS OF ANAHEIM CALIFORNIA HAPPIEST GOD drat PLACE ON EARTH, gently caress OFF FOREVER MAY THE CURSE OF THE SECOND BAMBINO LAST FOR A HUNDRED YEARS OR MORE SOMEBODY FIND ME A loving GOAT
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AlbertFlasher posted:okay I can't handle it anymore. i've bought in totally. I drank the kool-aide and asked for seconds. yeah I've been trying to stay measured and calm and wait and see and I can't anymore, I'm in, Ohtani is going to be a Blue Jay or I am going to turn into The Hulk and pick up the Skydome and throw it, along with the Ted Rogers statue, into the lake
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mdemone posted:I HENCEFORTH RENOUNCE THE LOS ANGELES ANGELS OF ANAHEIM CALIFORNIA HAPPIEST GOD drat PLACE ON EARTH, gently caress OFF FOREVER Goondolences
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Shocker, the lease is not happening again. At least the lawmaker has a reasonable objection: the state giving away 99 years of development rights to state-owned land for a pittance https://twitter.com/AllBannerSports/status/1733226360221409754
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mdemone posted:SOMEBODY FIND ME A loving GOAT There’s one on a plane to Toronto right now
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Mustached Demon posted:Ohtani has an opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable right now. Parachute out of the plane over Chicago, stick the landing on the mound at Wrigley Field where Jed Hoyer stands waiting, and sign with the Cubs?
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Here he comes! Touch down is imminent!
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Zisky posted:Andrew Friedman should be tarred and feathered. Dave Roberts is on a plane to Australia
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mcmagic posted:Congrats to the Jays who will finish behind the Yankees this season. This post is finally what get you off ignore. I'm done being mad. This is just funny.
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mcmagic posted:Congrats to the Jays who will finish behind the Yankees this season. "And furthermore, the grapes in Toronto are ALWAYS sour so I don't want them anyway" - mcmagic
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Shohei (Shohei) Blue Jays (Blue Jays) Let's (Let's) Play (Play) Ball (Ball)
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Ohtani, in purple velvet coat, slowly creeps down the stairs to the tarmac, cane in hand, and slowly makes his way toward the gathered throng until his cane becomes stuck in a crack and he lurches forward, tumbling into a perfect summersault, popping up to gasps, cheers, and applause. From this point on, no one can trust anything Ohtani says.
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Monathin posted:"And furthermore, the grapes in Toronto are ALWAYS sour so I don't want them anyway" - mcmagic I posted like a million times that he didn’t fit on the Yankees and was never coming to the Yankees but sure lol
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mcmagic posted:I posted like a million times that he didn’t fit on the Yankees and was never coming to the Yankees but sure lol Ohtani fits on every team, because he's the greatest player in baseball. That's like saying you don't have room in your bank account for a million dollars.
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zoux posted:Lol ohtani in canada is manfred's worst nightmare so we can all enjoy that aspect
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Zisky posted:Hopefully the Dodgers can leverage this into a deep rotation that can stay healthy and not beat women. Friedman putting this note in their lockers
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Popete posted:Ohtani fits on every team, because he's the greatest player in baseball. That's like saying you don't have room in your bank account for a million dollars. You can’t start a baseball roster with 90 million dollars on 2DHs
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maffew buildings posted:idgi he says he wants to win but signs with the jays?? https://twitter.com/alexjmoretto/status/1733157938938671553
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:Uhhhh holy poo poo boys is this really happening??? Everyone is saying something about a 6pm press conference
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mcmagic posted:You can’t start a baseball roster with 90 million dollars on 2DHs "So what if Jeff Loria wrote the contract never intending to deliver, what has money ever been to the Yankees"
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mcmagic posted:You can’t start a baseball roster with 90 million dollars on 2DHs You absolutely can. In fact, every team can, and should.
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