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Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

by Pragmatica
what the gently caress is even happening

I'm floating

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Popete posted:

Ohtani fits on every team, because he's the greatest player in baseball. That's like saying you don't have room in your bank account for a million dollars.

How are there still people who don't know this

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
Ohtani would fit on any team and make them a contender.

Except the Angels

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Good Dog posted:

Ohtani would fit on any team and make them a contender.

Except the Angels

But what if the Angels signed him long-term and then brought in other good players to complement him instead of surrounding him with broken heaps of men

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Good Dog posted:

Ohtani would fit on any team and make them a contender.

Except the Angels


Ohtani to the Boston Red Sox confirmed!

let's goooooo

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

Good Dog posted:

Ohtani would fit on any team and make them a contender.

Except the Angels

Or the Pirates. Or the A's.

Or really any team where the owner thinks he knows baseball instead of paying people to know it for him.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Wait I've just realized that I live 90 miles from Toronto

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Red posted:

But what if the Angels signed him long-term and then brought in other good players to complement him instead of surrounding him with broken heaps of men

please don't post while under the influence

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Blue Jays fans will you accept me? A humble fan without a home

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

We accept everyone in Toronto

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

We accept everyone in Toronto

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Eric the Mauve posted:

Parachute out of the plane over Chicago, stick the landing on the mound at Wrigley Field where Jed Hoyer stands waiting, and sign with the Cubs?

No, fly into CN tower.

sorry I got too much Bills on my brain right now

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
https://twitter.com/matttomic/status/1733241719716470962


ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

please don't post while under the influence

Anthony Rendon will play a full season again one day, I know it

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009


so much for all those reports saying no no he's definitely NOT made a decision yet

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

We accept everyone in Toronto

Whether or not you got somewhere to live is a different story

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

mdemone posted:

Blue Jays fans will you accept me? A humble fan without a home

Welcome home

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

BWV posted:

Whether or not you got somewhere to live is a different story

Shohei has ushered in a new post home era.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Post that loving jersey MLB.com

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

but wait here comes bob

https://twitter.com/bnightengale/status/1733247885213655484

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Would this be a good time to invest in Rogers Communications stock?

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

omfg lol

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Well we definitely know where Ohtani isn't, lmao

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
This day is fuckin hilarious.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


Please don't do this to me

There is only so much a man can take

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
https://twitter.com/LoadedBasesPod/status/1733238646529204540

That Christmas tree looks Canadian

I'm IN

edit: it's not real, in case that wasn't clear

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

that is definitely not a toronto FBO and that is not the plane he was purported to be on

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Please make it stop

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Just put on the Cubs hat and be done with it.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


not a parody account

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I hope Ohtani is actually at home drunk as gently caress operating like ten burner phones and throwing darts at a board of MLB reporter faces. Wherever the dart hits he calls up as an anonymous "source" with the latest new contradictory scoop.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Sydin posted:

I hope Ohtani is actually at home drunk as gently caress operating like ten burner phones and throwing darts at a board of MLB reporter faces. Wherever the dart hits he calls up as an anonymous "source" with the latest new contradictory scoop.

Based Ohtani

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I just realized I'm wearing a Toronto Blue Jays shirt today

Gabagool
Jul 20, 2020

we're in a bit of a boob paradox right now

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I can't believe dumbass reporters thought it would be more fun if Ohtani was transparent about this process

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

mdemone posted:

Please make it stop

No, this is the funniest baseball day ever

https://twitter.com/uhhOwenn/status/1733233403833602131

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
Jon Morosi is banned from entry to Canada

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
https://twitter.com/matttomic/status/1733249268826218996

I'm dying, this is the best thing ever

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


I think it would be funny if Ohtani did fly out, but flew somewhere like Kansas City, just to publicly announce he was staying in LA.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

xbilkis posted:

I can't believe dumbass reporters thought it would be more fun if Ohtani was transparent about this process

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