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Start a bidding war on August 31st, which contender is going to pay $60m (not pro-rated) to have him on the playoff roster?
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 07:30 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 12:58 |
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Ohtani to the Saudi Baseball league.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 07:30 |
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Ohtani is going to sign with a defunct team, perplexing everyone, including his agent. Say hello to the newest member of the Brooklyn Tip-Tops, Shohei Ohtani.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 07:37 |
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rickiep00h posted:Worked great for Bauer. I mean gently caress Bauer but like, if you're just chasing huge AAV's, don't mind betting on your health, and are really, really good then you'd probably make more money doing one year deals, again if you can stay healthy and productive. Probably always a team out there willing to throw $40-50M for one year at an ace or MVP bat, but not as many willing to throw 300/10 or 400/10 deals out there. Granted I have to imagine the union would come down on players trying to game the system that way like a sack of bricks because. Cheapskate owners would probably be livid as well.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 07:46 |
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Gonz posted:Ohtani is going to sign with a defunct team, perplexing everyone, including his agent. Ohtani can truly become a member of the Akron Groomsmen
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 08:17 |
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Ohtani hasn't decided because I am Ohtani and I can't stop posting. (In reality I'll probably learn five hours after everyone else does because I am very done with how much clout the usual winter suspects are trying to create with this.)
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 08:37 |
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A pitcher should never, ever bet on his health. Like if Ohtani were signing a 1 year contract this year he'd get maybe $35-40M tops because you'd be signing a DH. Anyone who's not also one of the world's best hitters in addition to being a pitcher would be insane to sign for less than the maximum possible years/dollars though. e: I do bet Ohtani's trying to get an opt-out after 2 years so he can re-establish himself as a pitcher and then hit the market again. That's sure as hell what I would be doing if I were his agent.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 12:48 |
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I believe nothing until I see dry ink. I learned from others yesterday.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 13:36 |
Explosionface posted:I believe nothing until I see dry ink. I learned from others yesterday. Same. Pretty ballsy and foolhardy to go "psyche he's actually going to be a Cub" when a bunch of people straight up said "Shohei's camp has not made a decision and there is no timeline" after everyone got worked up yesterday. Especially when the current rumor mill is the Cubs weren't willing to pay Ohtani's price tag.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 14:15 |
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You'll notice none of these clowns who are just guessing and hoping to be right is announcing their Inside Sources inform them Shohei is about to sign with the Dodgers. Because no one would care about your Big Scoop if he just signs where everyone assumes he will sign and you won't get to be a Twitter Celebrity for 15 minutes.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 14:24 |
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lol
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 14:42 |
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shohei is a dodger
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 14:42 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:shohei is a dodger He sure likes dodging the press who are just doing their job as media vultures picking at anything resembling a story
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 15:07 |
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shoehi is going to re-sign with the angels on the condition that they rehire Joe Maddon who according to his book invented letting ohtani hit and pitch
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 15:10 |
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Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:
I wonder how much of the Ohtani frontrunner news is just writers kinda wishcasting stuff into existing. After all, the Winter Meetings themselves were boring as gently caress. I think I spent about 45 minutes total in the media room and spent the rest of the three and a half days mostly daydrinking with colleagues.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 16:12 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:shoehi is going to re-sign with the angels on the condition that they rehire Joe Maddon who according to his book invented letting ohtani hit and pitch
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 16:17 |
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Jubs posted:Ohtani Advent Calendar
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 16:18 |
https://twitter.com/CJGolson/status/1733506515179393280 he's doubling down on this lmao. i don't believe believe it, but shohei i will pick you up from the airport just lmk
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 16:54 |
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Gabagool posted:https://twitter.com/CJGolson/status/1733506515179393280 Dude is going to be so sad when this doesn't cause the same firestorm as yesterday.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 16:59 |
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Big if true
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 17:00 |
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Poque posted:Big if true True if big --MLB press
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 17:11 |
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There is just no way that today can be as fun as yesterday was, and that’s a bummer
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 17:13 |
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Explosionface posted:Dude is going to be so sad when this doesn't cause the same firestorm as yesterday. It's weird that a Twitter rando with a history of making poo poo up doesn't generate the same traction as actual baseball reporters reporting incorrect information
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 17:13 |
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bawfuls posted:There is just no way that today can be as fun as yesterday was, and that’s a bummer It can if he signs with the Cubs today
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 17:22 |
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Forrest on Fire posted:Shohei Ohtani wants a team that's on the up and up and his eyes popped at their Elite Infield Defense, Superstars Ready To Debut, and the revenge tour for Matt Mervis. There just aren't any young talented infielders in Toronto, sorry Ohtani continues to be just like us: a huge Mervert.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 17:23 |
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Inspector_666 posted:Ohtani continues to be just like us: a huge Mervert.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 17:25 |
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Shohei is signing with the...Ducks? https://twitter.com/shoheisaveus/status/1733485746491953482
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 17:41 |
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howe_sam posted:Shohei is signing with the...Ducks? Thankfully Chicago has a professional hockey team. I think they do at least?
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 17:50 |
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There hasn’t been a lot of ~*mystery team*~ or ~*dark horse*~ action so I’m happy to see that he will actually be signing with the White Sox
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 17:50 |
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Mustached Demon posted:Thankfully Chicago has a professional hockey team. I think they do at least? they used to and then they did something horrible and contracted themselves out of shame, is what i recall happened. chicago hockey fans are hoping to snag the arizona coyotes when they relocate.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 17:52 |
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Mustached Demon posted:Thankfully Chicago has a professional hockey team. I think they do at least? They do! They are very good at ignoring the rape of a junior teammate by a member of the coaching staff in pursuit of a Stanley Cup!
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 17:54 |
bedard x ohtani friendship arc, let's go
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 17:59 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:they used to and then they did something horrible and contracted themselves out of shame, is what i recall happened. chicago hockey fans are hoping to snag the arizona coyotes when they relocate. No they just traded names with the Nashville team, they are now known as the Chicago Predators
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 18:23 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:they used to and then they did something horrible and contracted themselves out of shame, is what i recall happened. chicago hockey fans are hoping to snag the arizona coyotes when they relocate. Revenge for the Chicago Cardinals, at last
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 19:26 |
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Chief McHeath posted:There hasn’t been a lot of ~*mystery team*~ or ~*dark horse*~ action so I’m happy to see that he will actually be signing with the White Sox The most amount of money the White Sox have ever spent on a contract is $75 million for Benintendi. Lol at Reinsdorf opening his wallet ever.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 19:44 |
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Hoornstra is standing by his report that Ohtani to the Jays is happening. https://twitter.com/JoshuaHowsam/status/1733553947682443388?t=CMSDX2Dp-mwJ_TAUbCW71g&s=19
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 20:07 |
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A Dodgers site insisting that Ohtani's going to Toronto seems legit.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 20:19 |
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Well I'm convinced. Congrats Jays fans
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 20:20 |
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Don Cherry chat yesterday and more hockey chat today. Truly a blessed time in the off-season thread.
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 20:21 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:shohei is a dodger no!!! gently caress you!!!!!
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# ? Dec 9, 2023 20:22 |