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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



god dam this is hot

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1733088824232665476

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


he should start a podcast about that

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

The “how do you do, fellow kids” energy of this post is off the scale, even before he throws in a reference to Schrödinger’s Business at the end there

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Where's episode 4 Nathen :mad:

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

That was the best loving game, especially the rogue like rpg snuck in.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
er-gay-zee

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
I love that he can't understand the subtext of what the VC said to him, like at all. Like bro your business proposal is utterly nonsensical gibberish that no one will give money to

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Well, all the "press blurbs" he has attached to his projects are variations on "we wish Nathen best of luck in his endeavor", aka "we will be redirecting any further mail from you to the spam folder"

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

It's always somehow worse than I remember.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Desert Bus posted:

It's always somehow worse than I remember.

lol again

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

That saucy gaze at the end is what hooks me in

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

MrQwerty posted:

That saucy gaze at the end is what hooks me in

Yes, Nathen eyefucking the camera is definitely the part that skeeves me out

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
It’s the way his bread beard goes up to his lips so they appear to poke out when kissing. Unsettling.

Edit phone post but w/e

temple fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Dec 9, 2023

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



temple posted:

It’s the way his bread goes up to his lips so they appear to poke out when kissing. Unsettling.

Same, I always see his lower lip as his tongue. Then I watch the second loop to confirm it's his lip. Then I set my phone down and reconsider my life.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



JacquelineDempsey posted:

Same, I always see his lower lip as his tongue. Then I watch the second loop to confirm it's his lip. Then I set my phone down and reconsider my life.

Are you not entergaged?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
He's been pretty quiet lately? Are we in for a new round of ??? soon?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Desert Bus posted:

He's been pretty quiet lately? Are we in for a new round of ??? soon?

He has a pretty consistent manic cycle which may or may not be drug-fueled. Just give it a minute

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
the mania is probably part of a cycle of mental illness. cocaine is just a side effect

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Desert Bus posted:

He's been pretty quiet lately? Are we in for a new round of ??? soon?


His last bout of activity was a lot of clearly paid for ads like the "nude mints" thing, and whining about getting less money from his parents

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Also that rant about “people thinking his father gave him the money for GarfieldEats”. That one was p good

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




close the thread

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




^ that post was just made to summon some more nathen content, i don't want the thread to close, thanks

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Garf

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Mneoww!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
It has been 4 days since he announced someone passed on Iggy's to invest in porn. People need to stop doubting Nathen.

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


If you're starved for that microwave re-heated genuine GarfieldEATS content: Nathen has been screwing around with AI some more and made a few new selfies on instagram





Do you think he thinks his beard looks like that? Or was he just too lazy to keep prompting the AI for a better picture?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
The first one looks like “what if Nathen but Pokemon avatar”

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
SouthParkEATS when?

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Dick Bastardly posted:

SouthParkEATS when?

Do NOT order the chili.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Vargo posted:

Do NOT order the chili.

Someone tell him about Chefs Salty Chocolate Balls.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Vargo posted:

Do NOT order the chili.

loving lol.

5er
Jun 1, 2000


Frank Frank posted:

The first one looks like “what if Nathen but Pokemon avatar”

The first one looks like a propaganda poster if he was a cult leader villain in a Far Cry game.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/Egeezapp/status/1733088283775685049

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I forgot, have we discussed the possibility that he thinks "geez" is indeed pronounced with a hard "g"

5er
Jun 1, 2000



Cringe and cringe are my two new favorite words.

Oh, and CringE.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Dr. Quarex posted:

I forgot, have we discussed the possibility that he thinks "geez" is indeed pronounced with a hard "g"

I think we joked about it but I did read it with a hard G when I posted it. It's much funnier that way.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Happy to hear the G in Iggy's does not stand for greed.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1735093440939987433

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I dunno to me it sounds like Egeez was trying to pervial over the counterfeits without greed, implying that greedy counterfeiters were all good.

Which makes sense. Greedy counterfeiters are probably gonna be the ones that make all the money. Best to be friendly with them.

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