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Fishy Flip posted:Oh!, and I hope there's a gated community consisting entirely of retired old boomers I can carpet bomb with an attack helicopter. I can't wait for this game. I'm 100% sure there's going to be a mission involving driving a golf cart through the Villages.
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JOHN SKELETON posted:Most of the gameplay should be concerned with finding and collecting goblets. Planning heists to get goblets. Fighting Goblet Men for their goblets. Pushing goblets into open wounds on thighs and biceps. Goblets. My contacts at Rockstar will be very interested to hear this proposal. One question though, what are we putting in the goblets?
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Dec 9, 2023 16:37
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flubber nuts posted:My contacts at Rockstar will be very interested to hear this proposal. One question though, what are we putting in the goblets?
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Dec 9, 2023 17:04
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More yoga dojos
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flubber nuts posted:My contacts at Rockstar will be very interested to hear this proposal. One question though, what are we putting in the goblets? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUw6FerQPGo
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Dec 9, 2023 20:02
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cult_hero posted:I'm 100% sure there's going to be a mission involving driving a golf cart through the Villages. you should be able to go get syphilis at the villages like when arthur beats the poo poo out of that dude and then accidentally kills himself with tb in RDR2
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Dec 9, 2023 20:04
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Stoatbringer posted:The character creation boob-slider should go up to 11. 11 boobs is not enough boobs for me please think about the accessibility issues of others do better
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Dec 9, 2023 20:50
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Legal weed dispensaries like one directly at the airport called "Mile-High Club" with parody branded strains like: - Wood Glue - Not-Sour Diesel - Panic Attack - Reglur-rear end Weed - Opioid Supplement - Backyard Discovery - Woodstock '69 - Woodstock '99 - Candy Sorbet Ashtray - Walkin' on Jupiter - Brickweed Nostalgia - Sherbert Parole Violation - Couch Magnet OG - Dad's shameful secret - Fishy Aftertaste - Bubblegum Fast Times - Bubblegum Sad Times - I Can't Believe it's Not Tobacco - 4-cause Firering - Dissapointed Nana (sativa) - Lemon Sherbert Pesticide Birthday cake - Missing Grocery Budget - Existential Crisis Brownie Batter - Bored Girlfriend Kush - Artificial Synthetic Weed - Quiet Quitter indica
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- Trucker's Choice - Postpartum Lemon Haze - Cool Uncle Dave's Secret Stash - Wasted Tuition
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Dec 10, 2023 03:21
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money you earn in the game should be transferred to your account irl but all the crimes transfer too
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Dec 10, 2023 03:23
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GTA 6 is supposed to have its playable map area like twice the size of the 5th game, downtown quarter like 4x the size, and 70%+ of all buildings be enterable, so it better have an abundance of Payday Loans, Money Markets, and pawn shop gameplay. And Dog the Bounty Hunter stand-in
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Dec 10, 2023 03:26
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JediTalentAgent posted:It officially call itself GTA instead of Grand Theft Auto, because stealing cars is like 5% of what that game is. It's like calling public school "Physical Education Classes" or "Lunch Break" actually they called it "Bully"
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Dec 10, 2023 06:31
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JediTalentAgent posted:stealing cars is like 5% of what that game is. i mean thats kind of up to you. if you spend your time in gta trying to follow rockstar's lovely attempt at a story or gathering collectibles or whatever instead of just loving around stealing cars and getting into police chases, thats your own fault
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Dec 10, 2023 06:40
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Whenever I'm flipping purple lambos into gator-filled ditches from failed stunt jumps, I want random NPCs to come up to me and tell me I can't park there.
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Dec 10, 2023 07:05
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Nyan Bread posted:Whenever I'm flipping purple lambos into gator-filled ditches from failed stunt jumps, I want random NPCs to come up to me and tell me I can't park there. 
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Dec 10, 2023 07:12
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Earwicker posted:i mean thats kind of up to you. if you spend your time in gta trying to follow rockstar's lovely attempt at a story or gathering collectibles or whatever instead of just loving around stealing cars and getting into police chases, thats your own fault If I wanted to gently caress around and steal cars and just cause trouble and have fun and abandon the story, I'd be playing Just Cause 2.
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Dec 10, 2023 07:13
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JediTalentAgent posted:If I wanted to gently caress around and steal cars and just cause trouble and have fun and abandon the story, I'd be playing Just Cause 2. The appeal of JC is the grappling hook wingsuit combo. The car driving is mediocre.
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Dec 10, 2023 07:16
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I wonder if the American Dream will be central to this story as in every other instalment, harped upon in increasingly ham-fisted ways
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I hope Trevor shows up as an NPC so I can run over his hateful rear end.
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Dec 11, 2023 00:16
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An in-game social network called ReadIt
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Milo and POTUS posted:chinatown wars is actually p good I liked it a lot. a couple of dumb gimmicks with the stylus though Yeah, the kind of Burnout-lite takedowns to get away from police and the drug-dealing market watching systems were genuinely really cool and felt innovative in a way I expected to see them iterated on in GTA V. Also Anvil were on the soundtrack. The police chases were feeling kind of creaky in GTA V and hiding in an alley or whatever felt clunky, so hopefully that's refreshed somewhat. Earwicker posted:"i haven't seen/played/read/heard of the popular thing currently under discussion" is never ever a flex, but people who say that poo poo always think it's super important to announce anyway Oh, for sure,it's just the way he listed number only entries was really funny to me when two of the most enduring games in the series aren't numbered, and there are are a handful more on handhelds and stuff too that aren't numbered either.
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Dec 11, 2023 01:57
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Disco Pope posted:The police chases were feeling kind of creaky in GTA V and hiding in an alley or whatever felt clunky, so hopefully that's refreshed somewhat. trying to get away from the cops is probably the worst gameplay in GTAV im glad the cars didn't drive like GTAIV though
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Dec 11, 2023 01:59
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The cops in V are bullshit because they always go exactly to where you are during the period between them having lost the visual and you losing the star altogether 
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Dec 11, 2023 02:04
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Everyone says that about GTAIV driving, but I enjoyed it so much more than GTAV's driving. I'm not even talking about the 'oh, the physics are so bad that I flew into the sun by hitting a curb' kind of way, but just the overall handling. Maybe it's because I used to play the hell out of GTA Races during the IV era and it was some of the most fun I've had in a multiplayer game, ever.
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Dec 11, 2023 02:06
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I think most of the physics type stuff is better in IV than V, personally
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Dec 11, 2023 02:09
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I think the furthest I've ever gotten in GATIV is about 2 hours in, everything I know about that game is from watching other people play it
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Dec 11, 2023 02:12
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steal the Nemesis system from the Mordor games and apply it to the cops in GTA. individual cops have vendettas against you and try to track you down, you can humiliate them and make them lose ranks, steal their souls to boost your own hp, or convert them into mindslaves and build your own mini army, with which you can eventually besiege the city.
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Dec 11, 2023 02:36
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I don't suppose it's too late in the development cycle to add a turn-based battle system, is it?
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I changed my mind to being able to murder everyone in the villages like the other poster, except the guy selling knock off boner pills I want to do side quests with him
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Dec 11, 2023 05:00
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don't suppose it's too late in the development cycle to add a turn-based battle system, is it? Stealing a car now requires 150hp
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Dec 11, 2023 05:13
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Dec 11, 2023 05:23
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I hope they get rid of all the useless poo poo that isn't the yoga minigame, the tennis minigame, and the stock market. The in-game Instagram is for videos of yoga and tennis only.
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Dec 11, 2023 05:38
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There's an inept French police detective tailing you the entire game, but he's hopelessly bumbling and always crashing into parked cars, spying on you from a hot air balloon, and wearing increasingly elaborate disguises.
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Dec 11, 2023 05:43
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