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Slyphic posted:
oh it's this fuckin guy! i remember him but had no idea who he was. now i know, nice!
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I used to watch that guy along with the Frugal Gourmet (yikes) all the time with my dad when I was a kid. I guuaarantee!
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I used to watch that guy along with the Frugal Gourmet (yikes) all the time with my dad when I was a kid. the frugal gourmet, yeah i remember that guy too. welp
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Foo Diddley posted:the frugal gourmet, yeah i remember that guy too. welp I hope not personally. We also watched a lot of Martin Yan! ![]() Timestamped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHmyAoY-HrA&t=277s
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I used to watch that guy along with the Frugal Gourmet (yikes) all the time with my dad when I was a kid. Justin Wilson, Jeff Smith, and Julia Child were like the Holy Trinity of PBS chefs when I was a kid.
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Foo Diddley posted:it's a steak but u bread it and fry it like it was a chicken So schnitzel?
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No, schnitzel is pork fried like pork this is beef fried like chicken.
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I have never heard of pork schnitzel before. Beef/veal or chicken.
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Every schnitzel I've ever had in the US or Germany was pork. The Japanese/Korean version is also by default pork. Wiener schnitzel is veal, though in the US it's usually beef since veal's fairly rare. If I ordered a schnitzel with no further qualifiers I would expect to receive pork. Breading and frying meat is good in all its forms, though. Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Dec 11, 2023 |
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Pork and turkey schnitzel are the cheap version of Wiener Schnitzel.
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chicken fried steak ranges from really good to extremely mediocre. as far as diner food goes it has more potential to be hosed up than a lot of stuff you cook in a deep fryer or flat top, which is probably why it has kind of a questionable reputation. still it's delicious as hell when done right, though yeah no one should be eating them regularly
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Herstory Begins Now posted:yeah no one should be eating them regularly Of course not, getting The Download too often messes with your brain. Just look at Jones!
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I did not expect food talk when I saw so many posts. I expected a flood of Alex Jones Xitting
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He just told the chicken fried steak story yet again so we're all busy getting downloads from God.
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I kind of want to try it now, but how do you cook it without it becoming a post-divorce Denny's meal?
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Take meat. Hit it with a hammer until flat. Beat eggs, mix with a small amount of milk. Mix breadcrumbs with a small amount of mixed herbs Dip each piece of meat in the egg mixture, then cover it evenly with the breadcrumb mixture which should adhere. Shake of excess crumbs and set aside. Pour a fairly large amount of oil into a pan and preheat. Place the breaded meat pieces into the pan - the oil should come partway up the side of the pieces but should not flow onto the top. Cook, then use a slotted spoon to flip and finish the other side. Place cooked pieces of meat onto paper towel to drain off excess oil. Continue cooking the other pieces of meat. Cooked pieces can be eaten with salt and lemon juice, or with a gravy. I like pepper sauce. (While breadcrumbs can be purchased, a superior product can be made by placing stale bread in a food processor and running until desired texture. If no stale bread is available then fresh bread can be dried in a low oven) The Lone Badger fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Dec 11, 2023 |
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Grand Fromage posted:He just told the chicken fried steak story yet again so we're all busy getting downloads from God. I was sure I was going to be mocked for bringing up the Chicken Fried Epiphany, since not everybody in this thread is a Knowledge Fight listener. Oh happy day when goons can commiserate over fried meats.
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Come for the red faced outrage fuelled dead children memory flaying ogre, stay for the wonderful cooking instructions and food talk
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The Lone Badger posted:Cooked pieces can be eaten with salt and lemon juice ![]() If you put anything other than white gravy on it then you're eating schnitzel. Which is also good, but not chicken fried steak
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SubponticatePoster posted:
This is correct.
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Much as the image of the labrys (double axe) was supposed to represent the butterfly epiphany of the Minoan great goddess, every surface in Alex Jones’s family compound should be covered in schematized frescoes of a chicken fried steak on a fork. The family altar should be a reproduction in miniature of the steakhouse where the revelation occurred.
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where is the download restaurant? it needs a bullshit plaque
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I hope not personally. That was violent.
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5er posted:That was violent. It’s Yan Can Cook, not Yan Can Bring About World Peace.
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Chicken fried steak gives you the power of augury, but normal steak makes you prank call Brian Steltzer. I am learning Alex’s magic system and will employ it in a very lovely KU fantasy novel. LitRPG style.
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Marsupial Ape posted:Chicken fried steak gives you the power of augury, but normal steak makes you prank call Brian Steltzer. I am learning Alex’s magic system and will employ it in a very lovely KU fantasy novel. LitRPG style. Don't forget about the magical effects of chili
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Marsupial Ape posted:I was sure I was going to be mocked for bringing up the Chicken Fried Epiphany, since not everybody in this thread is a Knowledge Fight listener. Oh happy day when goons can commiserate over fried meats. Gotta fight the knowledge. I can't imagine taking straight Alex to keep up with his assorted horseshit. Don't do that to yourself.
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Tunicate posted:Don't forget about the magical effects of chili I forgot about the magical effects of chili, due to the magical effects of chili
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Right at this very moment, angels are shoveling chicken fried steaks into the holy furnace that powers god's forever war against the forces of intergalactic satan (that Jones sometimes channels), but it's totally ok because of the one time he wore a colander with electrodes coming out of it attached directly to the steak and got the Jesus download
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Grand Fromage posted:Gotta fight the knowledge. I can't imagine taking straight Alex to keep up with his assorted horseshit. Don't do that to yourself. Yep. Dan and Jordan work as a great filter because uncut Alex is deadly.
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The bankruptcy court fuckery that Jones' litigants are going through is basically the exact same poo poo I'm going through with regard to a personal injury lawsuit. You don't have to be Jones level rich to be successful at it either, you basically just need $10,000 and a bankruptcy attorney that's kind of a shitbag. My stuff has been delayed about 1.5 years so far and there's still no end in sight though there has been progress.
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I feel like if you're going to spend all that money and all that time trying to put off a lawsuit, there should be extra consequences. Not like "oh we thought we were going to win, we brought a passionate defense to court but ultimately lost" way but in the "these shitbags are purposefully delaying/dragging out every step of this lawsuit in hopes that the other people's money will dry up and/or they will live in relative comfort spending every dime they can in order to stiff the people they've wronged" way if only you could include disincentives as part of the settlement. "Alex Jones owes me 1.5billion dollars, but rather than drag this on through the bankruptcy courts for another decade, I will agree to settle for fractions-of-pennies on the dollar to have it settled by the end of next year. For every day it takes beyond December 31st, 2024 for Alex Jones to begin paying me my money, I get to hit him with one ( 1 ) paintball. I reserve the right to show up during the bankruptcy proceedings, beginning on January 1st, 2025, and declare it to be Paintball Day. We will cash in all paintballs owed, and the counter resets to zero and continues counting until he pays me my loving money"
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Just cut off a finger for every day late
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I hope not personally. now rebone it
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Songbearer posted:now rebone it ![]()
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gonna need some chili after seeing that
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/16/alex-jones-55m-sandy-hook-families-billion-dollar-judgmentquote:According to the 30-page plan submitted on Friday, Jones offered to pay a lump sum of at least $5.5m a year, to be shared among the plaintiffs. The payment would also be accompanied by a percentage of his personal annual revenue, and a slice of Infowars revenue. His debt would be considered satisfied after 10 years... In November, the families’ lawyers proposed a settlement of at least $8.5m annually for 10 years. its probably smart on the parents to take the structured payment because they'll actually see it, but is it really going to be that cheap for AJ to buy his way out of this? ![]()
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i'm sure alex would rather pay that than the $0 he's currently paying
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bawk posted:I feel like if you're going to spend all that money and all that time trying to put off a lawsuit, there should be extra consequences. Not like "oh we thought we were going to win, we brought a passionate defense to court but ultimately lost" way but in the "these shitbags are purposefully delaying/dragging out every step of this lawsuit in hopes that the other people's money will dry up and/or they will live in relative comfort spending every dime they can in order to stiff the people they've wronged" way when you owe someone one billion dollars, you literally can't drag out proceedings in hope that they'll run out of litigation money, because they can pay lawyers and debt collectors by promising them a cut of your money as for blowing all your money on a life of luxury just to spite the people you owe it to, look at how well that worked for Lowtax the civil courts are slow and take their time and do quite a bit to make sure everything's resolved properly and correctly even if it means having to wait a little while
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:52 |
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Can bankruptcy court force him to accept payout terms as a sort of debt restructuring?
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