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Should I step down as head of twitter
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No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Krispy Wafer posted:

Does anyone know what the turning radius is supposed to be on the Cybertruck? I’ve seen estimates from 18’ to 38”. My Jeep is 17 and there’s no way this piece of poo poo turns anywhere close to that. But I think a Tacoma is about 22’ and a F-150 is around 25’.

Reading further on this, nothing Tesla makes can turn worth poo poo so that 38’ estimate might be real.

My 2014 Forester has the best turning radius I've ever seen in a vehicle I've ever been inside besides like... a motorcycle or ATV. poo poo is amazing. And it also has the footprint of a regular car which I also love.

edit: I just checked and it weighs just barely more than a 2014 Toyota Camry too. It's technically an SUV but it's small, light, and has a 4 cylinder.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Dec 13, 2023

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freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

ben shapino posted:

you can get an exemption if you have a developmental disability

what, being white? because that's the test he passed

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1734714347866202497?s=20

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Hazo posted:

musk scame ad

its probably poor color balancing, but how come musk's skin goes from pale as gently caress to being gammon ham pink/red?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


concerning

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


are they forgetting about The Quartering and Tim Pool and Ben Shapiro all chipping in?

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble



!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

GO BROKE FASTER FUCKER

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



Can't believe twitter is still getting $2.5B for Cheech and Chong gummies and boner pills

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Failson posted:

The post is trying to spin the truck exploding into thousands of bits of shrapnel as a feature!

CRUMPLE ZONES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Edit: I was beaten:

Im the crumple zone they are driving it into.

Gaylor Moon
Apr 6, 2005

Gender? I hardly know'er

IT'S BECAUSE OF THE WOKE MIND VIRUS; THEY CAN'T CANCEL ME, IM THE WORLDS MOST SPECIALIST BOY

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
lol that's for the year so it hasn't even taken into account of the recent advertisers drop off.

2024 ad numbers are going to be brutal.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


I’m actually surprised it’s only a third less than last year. Next year will be half of that, for sure

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog



Tryna find that revenue

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

I don't believe this.

Cyber Punk 90210
Jan 7, 2004

The War Has Changed

MrQwerty posted:

I drive up to Jemez all the time in a 2wd 6cyl stick Ranger.

Comparing the Cybertruck to the greatest truck ever made isn't fair.

Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009


trending very positively toward the negative

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

dr_rat posted:

lol that's for the year so it hasn't even taken into account of the recent advertisers drop off.

2024 ad numbers are going to be brutal.

Yeah, even this bit from the Bloomberg article seems pretty suspect on that account:

quote:

X generated a little more than $600 million in advertising revenue in each of the first three quarters of the year, and is anticipating a similar performance in the current period, according to a person familiar with the numbers.

Unless maybe some of the advertisers who left are locked into contracts that will still generate revenue for Musk.

ThunderFug
Jun 10, 2004
this account was my birthday present
Yacco, Wacko, and Grok.

OpaqueEcho
Feb 8, 2003

oh no no bro oh no

ThunderFug posted:

Yacco, Wacko, and Grok.

I've got bologna in my JOpants

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin

You are going to blackmail me? With money!

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Failson posted:

The post is trying to spin the truck exploding into thousands of bits of shrapnel as a feature

Elon already said, if you get into a crash with another car, you will win

Your cybertrukk will fling shurikens and kunai made of the front of the cybertrukk into the soft flesh of whoever you hit

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

PhazonLink posted:

its probably poor color balancing, but how come musk's skin goes from pale as gently caress to being gammon ham pink/red?

He took Alex Jones’ supplements.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

kazil posted:

are they forgetting about The Quartering and Tim Pool and Ben Shapiro all chipping in?

OK, 1.499999B

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Excellent,

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Hopefully,

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Interesting

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

Cyber Punk 90210 posted:

Comparing the Cybertruck to the greatest truck ever made isn't fair.

comparing the cybertruck to a truck isn't fair

Ubersandwich
Jun 1, 2003

I'm starting to think this Elon Musk dude is not a very good businessman at all.

Peter Falk
Sep 29, 2023
Someone who’s done stickers should make a giant “this side toward enemy” cyber truck bumper sticker in the style of those remote detonated mines

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lmao


https://twitter.com/kelsey_laymon/status/1734729515862286805

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

rotinaj posted:

Elon already said, if you get into a crash with another car, you will win

Your cybertrukk will fling shurikens and kunai made of the front of the cybertrukk into the soft flesh of whoever you hit

Never realized that car crashes were a competition but I assume there will be some sort of live leaderboard on X, the everything app

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014


5er
Jun 1, 2000


Ubersandwich posted:

I'm starting to think this Elon Musk dude is not a very good businessman at all.

will look into it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Couldn't afford McDonalds.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.





lol guys its a meme, hello fellow children!!!



it's provocative, IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOIN', WE'RE GONNA BALL SO HARD

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

is that a taco bell ad or just some random person posting taco bell poo poo? idgi. it's all so stupid

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
If I recall, Elon also added an additional $1 billy per year to Twitter's debt so he's hyper hosed now.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Guys we did Taco Bell it's totally a meme now :elon:

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Buce posted:

is that a taco bell ad or just some random person posting taco bell poo poo? idgi. it's all so stupid

The X after the checkmark means they work at Twitter.

Elon fired the kitchen staff and sold all their equipment, so they catered with Taco bell

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