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josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Diet Crack posted:

"UK economy shrinks unexpectedly as households feel squeeze
GDP fell by 0.3% in October as Bank of England prepares to keep interest rates on hold"

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/13/uk-economy-shrinks-unexpectedly-as-households-feel-squeeze

There are people who get paid 150k as analysts for this poo poo.
What the gently caress do you mean unexpectedly?

Well they were hoping real hard and prepared to nudge the dial a little bit.

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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I think they mean everyone expected it to fall a lot lower

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



They were probably hoping we'd benefit a bit from the US economy doing well* on many measures

* Obviously there are big caveats here but they are growing their GDP pretty fast right now so I could understand if some people were hoping we'd benefit on those same indicators, regardless of whether it makes a blind bit of difference for many of us

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Ms Adequate posted:

They were probably hoping we'd benefit a bit from the US economy doing well* on many measures

Copying someone else's homework at the last second with a hosed pen and a poo poo exercise book and wondering why your mark is lower

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

quote:

The figures come as the Bank of England prepares to keep interest rates on hold on Thursday for a third consecutive time against a backdrop of stubbornly high inflation and growing concerns over the impact of 14 previous increases on households and businesses.

Hmmmmmmm MAYBE the problem wasn't people having too much money after all!

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Things could be worse. At least we aren't Argentinian. They just devalued their peso by over 50%

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Diet Crack posted:

"UK economy shrinks unexpectedly as households feel squeeze
GDP fell by 0.3% in October as Bank of England prepares to keep interest rates on hold"

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/13/uk-economy-shrinks-unexpectedly-as-households-feel-squeeze

There are people who get paid 150k as analysts for this poo poo.
What the gently caress do you mean unexpectedly?

They predicted 0% growth. They got -0.3%.
So it's unexpected.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
If people are spending every penny on rent, food and energy bills, then obviously they've got nothing left to spend on anything else. I wonder how much these clever economists get paid to pretend that they don't understand this, I'd like that job.

grobbo
May 29, 2014

fuctifino posted:

Things could be worse. At least we aren't Argentinian. They just devalued their peso by over 50%

You say this, but we're probably only one focus group away from either Starmer or Sunak declaring that a round of economic shock therapy is exactly the kind of decisive leadership the UK needs to get back on its feet.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
Well that's not all people. There are plenty of people who are still living very well.

It only needs to be not too many people to not stop the growth train. Alas the Tories slightly miscalculated how many people they could not care about.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
local hairdressers just sent us a fifteen quid voucher for xmas

that's a whole 50% more help with the festive period than the dwp are giving!

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Ms Adequate posted:

Hardly fair, plenty of them can perceive the Lib Dems!

i'm pretty sure most lib dems can't perceive the lib dems

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

grobbo posted:

You say this, but we're probably only one focus group away from either Starmer or Sunak declaring that a round of economic shock therapy is exactly the kind of decisive leadership the UK needs to get back on its feet.

Our political parties would never be that crazy

quote:

"He campaigned on promises of major spending cuts"
"has already cut nine government ministries, which he said would reduce 34% of public sector jobs"
"The reality is that there is no money to pay for more public works"

Ah,

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

DesperateDan posted:

local hairdressers just sent us a fifteen quid voucher for xmas

that's a whole 50% more help with the festive period than the dwp are giving!

Haircut so bad that the hairdressers are offering pro bono work

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Haircut so bad that the hairdressers are offering pro bono work

naw it's the posh place I took my eldest to for a special treat/gender affirming haircare so the fifteen quid towards a cut isn't all that much off the total

credit where it's due, my genetic tendency towards "how loving much?" over the price was tempered entirely by how well it turned out/how much the kid liked it

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
That's sweet

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
How much was it?

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

DesperateDan posted:

that's a whole 50% more help with the festive period than the dwp are giving!


The £10 DWP Christmas bonus hasn't gone up since it was introduced in 1972. It was meant to ensure that people on benefits were able to afford a good Christmas day. If that bonus had risen in line with inflation, it would be £113.18 today... however.... :10bux: :toot:

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Mark Drakeford has resigned.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Who

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
The only socialist in any position of power in the UK.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




keep punching joe posted:

Mark Drakeford has resigned.

He always said he was stepping down in 24

Its a shame, he's a good lad as far as political leaders go

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

he said before he was going to step back iirc? he's like 70 so no surprise tbh

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Wachter posted:

Copying someone else's homework at the last second with a hosed pen and a poo poo exercise book and wondering why your mark is lower
More like glancing across, seeing they got one question right with answer A, and then answering every question with A. Including on the bus home, to the confusion of everyone around you.

E: and then insisting the woke left sabotaged the test because A was definitely the right answer.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Diet Crack posted:

"UK economy shrinks unexpectedly as households feel squeeze
GDP fell by 0.3% in October as Bank of England prepares to keep interest rates on hold"

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/13/uk-economy-shrinks-unexpectedly-as-households-feel-squeeze

There are people who get paid 150k as analysts for this poo poo.
What the gently caress do you mean unexpectedly?
Economists are capitalism's number-priests. Accuracy or scientific rigor are irrelevant.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Mega Comrade posted:

They predicted 0% growth. They got -0.3%.
So it's unexpected.

I think people are aware what the numbers mean, they just think it's stupid that there'd be anything but contraction in this dogshit economy

LOL most people still haven't really recovered from 2007/8

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Mark Drakeford was a good lad and did good stuff. He oversaw the handling of the pandemic in Wales and surprise surprise the socialist didn't do the mass murder the tories managed in England.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

forkboy84 posted:

LOL most people still haven't really recovered from 2007/8

The people that matter have done very well :wotwot:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Tesseraction posted:

Mark Drakeford was a good lad and did good stuff. He oversaw the handling of the pandemic in Wales and surprise surprise the socialist didn't do the mass murder the tories managed in England.

What are you basing that on?

I'm only on my phone but stats seem to show the death rate per 100k was worse in Wales than England with 248.1 deaths per 100,000 people versus 229.9 in England.

Adjusted for Wales's comparatively older population (I dunno how they've done that exactly ) gives:

England - 217.1 deaths per 100,000 people
Wales - 212.4

Which doesn't seem hugely different? Scotland and Northern Ireland were much better.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

forkboy84 posted:

I think people are aware what the numbers mean, they just think it's stupid that there'd be anything but contraction in this dogshit economy

LOL most people still haven't really recovered from 2007/8

Most people recovered by 2018.
Just COVID was so soon after that many people probably didn't feel it.

OzyMandrill
Aug 12, 2013

Look upon my words
and despair

Tesseraction posted:

Mark Drakeford was a good lad and did good stuff. He oversaw the handling of the pandemic in Wales and surprise surprise the socialist didn't do the mass murder the tories managed in England.

He oversaw the introduction of the 20mph speed limit, which makes him super-Satan, world destroyer, harbinger of the end times.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

OzyMandrill posted:

He oversaw the introduction of the 20mph speed limit, which makes him super-Satan, world destroyer, harbinger of the end times.

Whoever comes in next will probably walk back on that.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

NotJustANumber99 posted:

What are you basing that on?

I'm only on my phone but stats seem to show the death rate per 100k was worse in Wales than England with 248.1 deaths per 100,000 people versus 229.9 in England.

Adjusted for Wales's comparatively older population (I dunno how they've done that exactly ) gives:

England - 217.1 deaths per 100,000 people
Wales - 212.4

Which doesn't seem hugely different? Scotland and Northern Ireland were much better.

Wales is the most chronically underfunded of the four lands of this United K, at least since May had to go hat in hand to the DUP, although I guess Norn Iron is in deep poo poo due to lack of home rule atm

starting to think this country is bad folx

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

PriorMarcus posted:

Whoever comes in next will probably walk back on that.

No way are they walking at 20mph

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Failed Imagineer posted:

No way are they walking at 20mph

Legit made me giggle at work.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Find a steep enough incline and you can do it. In my youthful idiocy I learned how quickly running down a steep hill can increase your speed uncontrollably.

The fact I just ended up with my feet burning with friction was testament to how goddamn lucky I was not to trip.

Kin
Nov 4, 2003

Sometimes, in a city this dirty, you need a real hero.

Ms Adequate posted:

Promising you will be no better or different than the other team is a pretty unique strategy, at least. Normally they would at least SAY they're going to do good things and then we'd have to argue about whether they're telling the truth and whether the differences are big enough if so. Not this time baybee!

It makes sense when you look at voting history and see that the tories always get the vote from the same 30% odd of the country that give them just enough block clout to always win in a FPTP voting system.

Dent that and no more tories winning. Take it completely and no more need to worry about the tories or getting votes from the other 70% of the country (because you are the new tories).

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor




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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Just been sorting out "Christmas Boxes" for our flats cleaners and handyman and wondering why they're called "Christmas Boxes" when 3 of them are £30 in an envelope and one of them is a £30 bank transfer.

I remember Real Bin Men at Christmas - no complaining, merry whistling while lifting 60kg of smelly rubbish on their shoulders, largest binman on earth knocking on the door at Christmas, strewing rubbish all down the garden path if the Christmas Box wasn't large enough....

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ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Tesseraction posted:

Wales is the most chronically underfunded of the four lands of this United K, at least since May had to go hat in hand to the DUP, although I guess Norn Iron is in deep poo poo due to lack of home rule atm

starting to think this country is bad folx

Since I started going over there for work I can honestly say NI feels way behind rUK in terms of infrastructure and investment. Not having a functional devolved government obviously doesn't help but you can absolutely see the place is basically forgotten by Westminster and there is barely any money going into vital services.

Once you get outside of Belfast the public transport is unreliable and feels like it's from the 70s - even getting the bus to the airport involved the thing breaking down on the middle of the motorway and all the passengers having to shuffle up the hard shoulder to a replacement half an hour later. The driver said this was apparently a common thing because the fleet's engines had been replaced with cheapo ones that can't handle the incline going out of the city.

I've also never seen so many people visibly high as a kite in the city centre, one guy just standing motionless staring at a wall blinking for example, and so many fights all the time amongst the homeless people and various addicts. You get that everywhere in the UK ofc but it seemed off the scale. There's obviously some real failures in the support networks that are meant to help these people.

Idk if Wales is also like this because I've only really been to the rural bits and through Cardiff once, but I'd be very surprised if it was on the same level. One of the major problems of course is that without Stormont sitting the place is governed by civil servants essentially and no new budgets can be approved, so no matter how much money the DUP blagged it doesn't really matter.

I'm not saying any of this to attack NI. There's some cool stuff there and most of the people I've met have been very sound, but they seriously do deserve better. It's shocking how badly run it feels in places.

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