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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

widefault posted:

Random YouTube recommendation. From the description, "Recorded on April 4th 1990"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Z5NBywQEU

"Who's it for? Who's gonna see it?"

Do you know?

Dyaknowdyaknowdyaknow?

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doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

dialhforhero posted:

I mean…she looks hot to me. :shrug:

I bet if she were a more average looking person those clothes would look more dated.

Der-Wreck
Feb 13, 2006
Friday nights are for Wapner!

widefault posted:

Random YouTube recommendation. From the description, "Recorded on April 4th 1990"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Z5NBywQEU

"Who's it for? Who's gonna see it?"

Tour of Scott’s bedroom: “Right here is the Wimpiest Baseball Player: Darryl Strawberry.” - Mike

Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

mind the walrus posted:

This mutated into "the 00s" thread at an alarmingly fast rate

the 90s became the 00s gradually over a period of 10 years, which is about how old this thread is

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
It's why I don't feel like I'm violating the rules by posting a technically 90s thing that only blew up in the 00s:

https://i.imgur.com/kHa1Whj.mp4

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Awesome horn idea for sure

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JxhTnWrKYs

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

widefault posted:

Random YouTube recommendation. From the description, "Recorded on April 4th 1990"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Z5NBywQEU

"Who's it for? Who's gonna see it?"

All dat wood paneling :circlefap:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
You want to use "The Computer?" Then you must go to "The Computer Room."

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran

Trabant posted:

It's why I don't feel like I'm violating the rules by posting a technically 90s thing that only blew up in the 00s:

https://i.imgur.com/kHa1Whj.mp4

This will cause a Skitchin' resurgance

Creature
Mar 9, 2009

We've already seen a dead horse

Animal-Mother posted:

You want to use "The Computer?" Then you must go to "The Computer Room."

You want to research Ancient Egypt? Then you must use “The School Computer”.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

beepo posted:

This will cause a Skitchin' resurgance


nah trucks are way too big for that now

bike messengers don’t even do that poo poo now

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

beepo posted:

This will cause a Skitchin' resurgance


This feels like one of those 90s things that was conceived from the ground up to be controversial for encouraging kids to do dumb poo poo in traffic

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Heath posted:

This feels like one of those 90s things that was conceived from the ground up to be controversial for encouraging kids to do dumb poo poo in traffic

skitchin is not for roads where folks go over 20mph so it's kinda obsoleted that way

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Creature posted:

You want to research Ancient Egypt? Then you must use “The School Computer”.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Grassy Knowles posted:

skitchin is not for roads where folks go over 20mph so it's kinda obsoleted that way

I mean, it could be. But then that poo poo would’ve come to an end quicker than it actually did.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

gently caress that image is burned into my brain.

Maybe this thread can solve a lost media mystery: I vividly remember an educational program from around that same era. It was specifically about science, and it took the form of a "virtual science museum" that you could click around to go to each exhibit that if you selected was a little movie about some science or engineering topic.

I remember one of the videos was a little rectangle dude with a hook(?) on top of its head "walking" down a road. It comes up to a river and there is a bridge, but the bridge needs to be raised up to connect the road. It tries pulling on the rope, going from green to yellow to red and then giving up after only raising it halfway. Then it tries a system with pulleys, and is able to raise the road with only moderate effort. It then crosses and walks off down the road, fade to black.

The other detail I remember is there was a game component in the "basement": There were several rooms filled with weird scientist NPCs that just stood there. You talked to each one and they'd tell you a science "fact". You then guessed if what they said was true or false. If you got it wrong, I remember this audio clip that would play when the "actually here's why you're wrong" text box popped up. It was an annoying male voice, and he just said, "Oooooooooooooooo no," in a disappointed and possibly condescending tone.

I cannot for the life of me remember the name of this program.

But I think in the past year I went through the same thing with another educational program that was about ancient Egypt, Greece, and Rome and finally found it, so maybe I'll get lucky again and someone else will remember this weird poo poo.

That ancient Egypt game:



There's a site that has a lot of these types of games: https://www.old-games.com/download/10435/microsoft-ancient-lands

EDIT: Unrelated, but here's another classic (from 1989) that I remember from the early 90s:

BaronVonVaderham has a new favorite as of 23:18 on Dec 14, 2023

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
too many colours give me alley cat

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

That image dredged this "game" up from the depths of my memory:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BTfRSUATUQ

There wasn't really a point to it, and I completely forgot how thoroughly cursed the voice acting is

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Also, powerful emoticon energy here:

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Oh holy poo poo there was a trailer for Ancient Lands:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQfXHKGTGv8

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


While we're on the subject edutainment, I just remembered playing this at my neighbors' house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOaYbXU12to

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT7CN7eXV4k

I played this game (JumpStart 3rd Grade: Mystery Mountain) way past the intended age range. I think I probably played through like 30% of it while in Grade 3 and then forgot about it and then ended up 100%ing it in grades 5 and 6 after we switched from Mac to PC

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

too many colours give me alley cat

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I played math blaster mystery the grain brain robbery last night on a whim. Controls are... not great

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Killingyouguy! posted:

Also, powerful emoticon energy here:


Isepic
May 7, 2002

Gonz posted:

I mean, it could be. But then that poo poo would’ve come to an end quicker than it actually did.

I'll always remember the quiet "Uh oh" as I watched my friend on inline skates hurtling towards a set of railroad tracks at 30-ish after hitching down the road.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Isepic posted:

I'll always remember the quiet "Uh oh" as I watched my friend on inline skates hurtling towards a set of railroad tracks at 30-ish after hitching down the road.

I do a lot of ‘inadvisable for beginners’ tasks on skates as someone who broke 4k miles skated in 2023 this week but there are so vanishingly few situations where skitching can’t fatally backfire that I haven’t done it once.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Grassy Knowles posted:

I do a lot of ‘inadvisable for beginners’ tasks on skates as someone who broke 4k miles skated in 2023 this week but there are so vanishingly few situations where skitching can’t fatally backfire that I haven’t done it once.

The documentary Back to the Future led me to believe this is completely safe and fun :colbert:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Don't even need a ticket to ride that train

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

I believe it’s a credit card you don’t need

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Grassy Knowles posted:

I do a lot of ‘inadvisable for beginners’ tasks on skates as someone who broke 4k miles skated in 2023 this week but there are so vanishingly few situations where skitching can’t fatally backfire that I haven’t done it once.

There's a thing you can do in that game where you skitch and then let go of the bumper and you have enough residual speed that you can outrun other cars which seems not possible, to me

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Heath posted:

There's a thing you can do in that game where you skitch and then let go of the bumper and you have enough residual speed that you can outrun other cars which seems not possible, to me

depends on your wheel size and if you're on a decline. ive certainly outrun cars on a longboard, though we weren't racing in those circumstances. quads would be highly unlikely with any kind of comfortable wheel size. inlines with huge diameter wheels would probably be best for achieving that.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

root beer posted:

I believe it’s a credit card you don’t need

But in truth you do, since you likely won't have enough cash on hand to pay the hospital bills.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

It just goes to show how woefully out of touch that Huey Lewis is with the American people

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Huey Lewis and the Olds

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Gone Fashing posted:

this is a pretty good book for anyone that lived through the 90s, and thats one of his central theses: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/557048/the-nineties-by-chuck-klosterman/

Thanks for the recommendation, picked this up and have been enjoying the trip down memory lane.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Milo and POTUS posted:

Huey Lewis and the Olds

Huey Lewis and the Boomer Facebook Posts

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/iPCUB0Y.mp4

Totally made me fire up Sonique's "Feels So Good" and play it many times in a row.

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Thanks, used this to figure out what game a half remembered song was from (Millie's Math House).

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