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sebzilla posted:Crisp chat, motherfuckers (courtesy of my friend Andy)
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Dec 16, 2023 13:46
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Changing my name to Exceso Calorias
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Dec 16, 2023 13:49
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muy caliente!
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Dec 16, 2023 13:51
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Wachter posted:Changing my name to Exceso Calorias  Exceso Calorias Exceso Calorias Exceso Calorias Et Sodium
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Dec 16, 2023 14:08
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smellmycheese posted:Unsurprising he felt ill. Those are past their sell by date I'm pretty sure 20DIC23 is the sell-by date, so they'll become spoiled and inedible at midnight in 4 days (that's how it works right?) FP is probably fecha de producción or similar </languagenerd>
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Dec 16, 2023 14:26
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Gorn Myson posted:I haven't had these for ages (no place locally stocks them) but they are pleasantly lethal. I find almost any spicy snack thats available in the UK has a kick to it but not enough if you really enjoy that sensation, but these were definitely up there. I find that it’s hard to judge from any kind of packaging whether something is actually spicy or not. Everything with a hint of a kick to it is advertised as CAUTION: THIS FLAVOUR IS AGAINST THE GENEVA CONVENTION skull-and-crossbones marketing shite, and it’s impossible to know whether they’re full of poo poo or if they’re actually going to kill me. I like spice, but I’m not the kind of person who’ll happily eat chilis that were genetically engineered by sadists to push the boundaries of human pain, so trying something new is often a trial and error process filled with random bursts of disappointment and regret.
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Dec 16, 2023 14:36
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Surprise T Rex posted:I find that it’s hard to judge from any kind of packaging whether something is actually spicy or not. Everything with a hint of a kick to it is advertised as CAUTION: THIS FLAVOUR IS AGAINST THE GENEVA CONVENTION skull-and-crossbones marketing shite, and it’s impossible to know whether they’re full of poo poo or if they’re actually going to kill me. Thing is, human spice tolerance is so wide and varied there are many people who think flaming monster munch are intolerably hot. I have colleagues who can't handle black pepper (they also don't eat veggies either) I love spicy food, and will regularly smother things in habanero sauce, I love the spiciest Madras I can get with nuclear hot lime pickle and will add double the amount of red curry paste to a Thai curry as I like it to look like this  and remove my face as I eat it.However above that there's a whole world of insanity. If I go to the USA or South Korea, I do not order hot or spicy and even medium makes me sweat. The Korean black buldak noodles you can buy here are so spicy you start to see through time towards the end of them, and my indian sister-in-law chops up raw scotch bonnets into salad for example as she says they're "zesty"
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Dec 16, 2023 16:50
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I don't like spice, I can tolerate a bit but don't actively enjoy it. I like a bit of tang though, I enjoy pickles and such.
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Dec 16, 2023 17:01
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Private Speech posted:The best bit about it is the whole "my dad everything they do is based on the belief that british voters are thick as pig poo poo, op
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Dec 16, 2023 17:03
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i prefer a wee korma or a mild chilli, my holes get plenty stimulated by means other than spices
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Dec 16, 2023 17:05
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crispix posted:i prefer a wee korma I prefer chicken
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Dec 16, 2023 17:10
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crispix posted:everything they do is based on the belief that british voters are thick as pig poo poo, op we are, op
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Dec 16, 2023 17:11
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Mebh posted:Thing is, human spice tolerance is so wide and varied there are many people who think flaming monster munch are intolerably hot. I have colleagues who can't handle black pepper (they also don't eat veggies either) Good to see someone making good use of that mummy-juice they found. I once agreed to a chilli eating contest involving a Carolina reaper, a bonnet, and a Trinidad scorpion. The reaper is technically meant to be hotter but something about the scorpion was just mind meltingly intense. One guy got involuntary cramping in his hands from it. I basically tried to drown myself in milk. It was very unpleasant but in a sort of fun way.
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Dec 16, 2023 17:13
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crispix posted:my holes get plenty stimulated by means other than spices
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Dec 16, 2023 17:15
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I think we need to differentiate between heat and spice here, spicy things can be "hot" but not blowing your sinuses the gently caress out - eating dried out ghost peppers is the more "heat" side of this. Your exposure to it as a kid probably dictates how willing you are to do it now - I grew up all over the place and love things hot and spicy. Jalapenos and cheese on toast is ballin' Conversely there have been plenty of times where something's been advertised as hot or spicy and it's been bland and tame, the UK not really being a major offender if you get authentic world cuisines - Vindaloos will blow your head off if you're not careful.
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Dec 16, 2023 17:18
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Microplastics posted:I prefer chicken i actually make it with quorn, op, i call it my quorma!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL 
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Dec 16, 2023 17:21
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You can't say you've tried spicy food until you've run a dozen habaneros through a meat grinder and fried them as a sausage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYuQSr34yvk
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Dec 16, 2023 17:29
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Steir Korma
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Dec 16, 2023 17:50
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bake like a skelpt arse
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Dec 16, 2023 17:52
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I love spicy food but I don't eat that much of it because I cannot guarantee the type of spice I'm ingesting is going to get digested before its time for the train to leave the station. The sensation of spice making it unscathed past the stomach and reconnecting with whatever receptors it attaches to further along is something I'm not able to describe much better than calling it "bowel nausea" and is a hell of a way of livening up team meetings when it starts up.
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Dec 16, 2023 17:52
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I know twitter embeds are still hosed, but this is a pro click. It's the video of Suella being pranked the other day https://twitter.com/TheLastLeg/status/1736003322044133394 I love how they both just walk off at the end leaving her standing there.
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Dec 16, 2023 18:07
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LoL at the sad little 'this is going to go viral isnt it' at the end. I never used to like spicy food until i realised that there are different types and different strengths of spicy. Now i like to cook mid tier spicy things that are flavourful, but I am not a fan of the kind of spicy that just hurts, you have to be an insane person for that sort of thing.
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Dec 16, 2023 18:37
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I don't at all like hot things, just kinda turns my tongue off and I can't taste anything. But there's stuff like paprika which is mostly just pleasant flavours.
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Dec 16, 2023 18:41
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Failed Imagineer posted:Hey kid I'm a computer, stop all the downloading Belated great post/av combo
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Dec 16, 2023 18:41
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Tigey posted:Belated great post/av combo Lol
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Dec 16, 2023 18:54
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andyf posted:The sensation of spice making it unscathed past the stomach and reconnecting with whatever receptors it attaches to further along is something I'm not able to describe much better than calling it "bowel nausea" and is a hell of a way of livening up team meetings when it starts up. Bowel nausea is pretty accurate. You have taste receptors in your intestines, but they're not connected to the same part of the brain that the ones in your mouth are. In the same way you might vomit something that was very bitter or 'off', anything your guts tastes that might harm you gets very hastily moved through.
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Dec 16, 2023 19:01
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 This should be entertaining
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Dec 16, 2023 19:08
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Presumably they're mates.
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Dec 16, 2023 19:23
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Presumably they're mates. I'm unsure. Mone isn't well liked even among Tory ranks. Regardless, I love watching entitled and very guilty people squirm on camera, so it should be entertaining
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Dec 16, 2023 19:32
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Diet Crack posted:
Me and some mates went to Berlin the other year, and we noticed quite a few people having curry for lunch: that's obviously a thing there. So we found a popular place, got settled, were warned by the waiter that we'd chosen a particularly spicy selection... and then it was like eating tomato soup. Germans do curry, but they don't do heat, apparently.
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Dec 16, 2023 20:14
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Sigh, why does filling out this tax self assessment form make me feel like an idiot. I gotta do it for claiming childcare and earning over 50k because it can't all be worked out automatically for some loving reason. But it turns out it's not just that it's asking for. In addition to the basics like asking for my total pay (which is a ballache because I changed jobs and salaries in 22/23) , but it also wants the cost of things like company perks (like private healthcare). This should have been detailed to me in a p11d form, but I've never had one of those despite always having private healthcare with my companies. It also wants me to detail poo poo like the interest I gained from my bank accounts (a whopping £76 for the year BTW). The private healthcare and stuff like bank account interest has never come up in all the years I've never done a self assessment. Can I just ignore that poo poo or am I gonna get done for not declaring that £70 bank interest?
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Dec 16, 2023 20:26
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Yeah tell me about it. It's a right ballache and coutts don't do you any favours with their illogical online interface, at least its easier to navigate than most of the Swiss banks I guess.
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Dec 16, 2023 20:34
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My friend's sister is in a restaurant in Horsforth and Keith is there. I would have to say something to him if I saw him.
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Dec 16, 2023 20:53
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depending on how much over 50k you are, you can just up your pre-tax private pension contributions until your gross paid salary is at or just below 50k. bing bong if you're way over 50k then wtf just pay for childcare
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Dec 16, 2023 20:55
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/dec/16/sunak-accused-toxic-rhetoric-after-warning-overwhelming-migration-europequote:Sunak accused of toxic rhetoric after warning of ‘overwhelming’ migration to Europe sigh e A video snippet of the fascist dwarf. He's gone full Trumpian now: https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1736022284056314265 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Dec 16, 2023 |
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Dec 16, 2023 20:59
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And why are so many migrants coming here, motherfucker? Why are so many migrants coming here? E: oh wait, he said that. "Enemies" are doing it. Well that explains everything then, no further questions. Doctor_Fruitbat fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Dec 16, 2023 |
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Dec 16, 2023 21:06
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Sunak loves being with that fascist Italian PM, he doesn't even to wear his high heels for the photo ops
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Dec 16, 2023 21:15
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kecske posted:depending on how much over 50k you are, you can just up your pre-tax private pension contributions until your gross paid salary is at or just below 50k. bing bong Yeah, I'm just over £50k and that's what I was planning to do, though I didn't think about that approach until recently and with just 3 months of pay left, I'd probably have to chuck loads in to bring me under for the year. Which isn't gonna be possible cos my wife's on maternity leave and her pay drops to 50% from now until April (where it drops to 0%) and we still have a £1000 a month nursery fee to pay on top of everything else. Annoyingly, some back of napkin sums for 2022/2023 put my total pay at something like £51k for the year with the job change too.
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Dec 16, 2023 21:47
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Do charity donations come off the total? Or donations to a political party?
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sebzilla posted:Crisp chat, motherfuckers (courtesy of my friend Andy) takis are super popular in los angeles, but the super flavored ones will cause lots of pain if you try to eat a whole bag in one sitting. for the original variety i honestly find the heavy use of citric acid to get the citrus taste more uncomfortable then whatever chili powder goes on it
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