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WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

He wouldn't need to read them - he's a natural.

“Actually, it was my friend Marty Davis from Paramount who gave me a copy of Mein Kampf, and he’s a Jew.” (“I did give him a book about Hitler,” Marty Davis said. “But it was My New Order, Hitler’s speeches, not Mein Kampf. I thought he would find it interesting. I’m not Jewish.”)

:allears:

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

The driver of a car that struck an SUV in President Joe Biden’s motorcade Sunday night was charged Monday morning with driving under the influence and “inattentive driving,” authorities said.

Reporters at the scene captured Biden appearing startled and confused as the collision occurred near his campaign headquarters in Wilmington, Delaware, with reports saying that Secret Service agents rushed to get Biden into another SUV not involved in the crash.

The collision damaged both vehicles but did not injure anyone.

In a statement to CNN, Wilmington police spokesperson David Karas characterized the crash, which happened amid heavy rain, as an “accidental collision.”

“Wilmington Police have determined that this was an accidental collision, and have charged the driver,” Karas said, adding that the suspect is a 46-year-old Wilmington man.

Every so often Biden gets a reminder that he made a deal with the devil to one day be president, and that time is running out.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”

tenderjerk posted:

this is a guy who, the last 4-5 times he has been probed, has resumed posting 1-2 minutes after the probe has been lifted. do you realize how incredibly normal that is? i genuinely think probing him is good for his health as the only times he seems to stop posting regular 16 hour days of posting is when he gets probed. but the consequences of a ban would be funny, he would likely die without the ability to post on these forums, and i am not joking. maybe giving irl sped guys buttons was a bad idea

16bb please use another really funney ninjapiratemonkey violence line in my probe to continue masking the fact that you are a shutin freak that credibly threatens people with physical violence, maybe a mr buzzcut gif too if you have one

maybe also try 4 probes on me in 24 hours? i genuinely believe you are the goon who could pull this off, i have a ton of work this week before we travel and i know for a fact you got the time for it

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mad? :grin:

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
jason mendoza: my friend gave me a copy of mein kampf!

janet: (not mein kampf)

jason mendoza: and hes a jew!

janet: (not a jew)

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Turdfuzz posted:

love my chubby gay millennial nihilist president

:same:

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Maybe, but are they more or less mad then the guy doing probes off a timer

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

drat. we’ve got some real jokers posting here

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1736828235273429296?s=46

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

quote:

Donald Trump Is The Rightful ‘Person Of The Year’

On Wednesday, Time Magazine declared left-wing singer Taylor Swift as 2023's 'Person of the Year,' a massive mistake since leading 2024 presidential candidate and 45th President Donald Trump has done more to save this country than any other president, person, or singer.

President Trump, who just happened to be born on Flag Day, has been successful at quite literally everything he's ever tried throughout his life. Whether it's golf, military school, college, business, real estate, late-night talk shows, movies, television, reality TV, or politics, Trump has triumphed at it all.

...

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


mistermojo posted:

drat. we’ve got some real jokers posting here

Hasn't been the same since Joe left to focus on his comedy career. :(

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

he's right

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/263341678197342208

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”

it is spelled Trump

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”
the hostility in this thread makes it very clear to me that it doesnt like outsiders and like all insular chat threads it needs to be moved to CCCC the home for insular chat threads

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Donald the Swiftie

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

it is spelled Trump

*Truth

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

as long as you ignore the casinos, steaks, wine, vodka, the university, the D.C. hotel, and the massive fraud he's already been convicted of - he's a smashing success.

e: forgot trump water

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

incredibly pathetic



my monitor is on

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Bethamphetamine posted:

e: forgot trump water

gregday
May 23, 2003


a real triumph of the will

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/interestingfck/status/1736627489504370924?s=46

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”
normal thread

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”
spell it right. it is Trump.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




buddy,

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Can't argue with that. I've never managed to go bankrupt 4 times

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


The two genders

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Rubellavator posted:

it's his walk! he's supposed to be there!

legit lmao

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Attorneys for Donald Trump have asked the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals to give the former president a second chance to appeal a limited gag order in his election subversion case.

In a filing on Monday, attorneys John Lauro, Todd Blanche, and D. John Sauer argued that a three-judge panel violated Supreme Court precedent when it found that D.C. District Court Judge Tanya Chutkan correctly placed a gag order on participants in the trial.

"The opinion holds that President Trump must be silenced to protect trial participants from possible threats or 'harassment' from unrelated third parties," the filing noted. "In doing so, the opinion conflicts with decisions of the Supreme Court and other Circuits, warranting en banc consideration both to secure uniformity of this Court's decisions and because of the question's exceptional importance."

"The prosecution presented no evidence of any threats or harassment to any prosecutor, potential witness, or court staffer," the document stated, "the only people protected by the gag order—during the case's months-long pendency. Likewise, the prosecution presented no evidence that any prosecutor, potential witness, or court staffer felt intimidated by President Trump's speech, despite the prosecution's unique access to such persons."

Earlier this month, the three-judge panel largely upheld Chutkan's gag order but narrowed it slightly.

The endless appeals continue

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

TRUMP ICE ICE BABBY

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

piss guzzler 420 posted:

i hope he is killed and eaten by his former constituents

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


:vince:

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Beached Whale posted:

https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1736811544573620608

This man's posting power levels are off the charts, there's never been anyone with this amount of raw catty bitch energy since Trump

this man will be president

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

spell it right. it is Trump.

I thought this was the chat thread, now you’re telling me it’s the trump thread again?!

site is a mess

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”
its an insular chat thread with a community hostile to outsiders which is why it will be moved to CCCC

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

its an insular chat thread with a community hostile to outsiders which is why it will be moved to CCCC

That could apply to half the big threads in cspam

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Combine both forums, call them CCCCSpam

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

titty_baby_ posted:

That could apply to half the big threads in cspam

no it could not

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

9/11x10000

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

its an insular chat thread with a community hostile to outsiders which is why it will be moved to CCCC

please make sure to lift the thread with your legs! it’s okay to ask for help!

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