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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Jethro posted:

I know last season had a lot of sackings, but I'm shocked we've almost made it through October without a mid-season change. Did all the bad teams just expect to be bad, so no managers are that far behind on expectations?

Pretty much. Edwards and Heckingbottom aren't exactly setting out their stall to be the next Chelsea manager, but they did both massively overachieve in getting their teams promoted last season, and were rewarded by being told to go play Premier League football with a mid-table Championship squad (and in Heckingbottom's case, having his best players sold off for quick cash and not replaced).

Likely also helps that both of them are getting paid in pork and beans - I don't think either club would be prepared to pay Mourinho/Allardycio-level salary or that it would particularly improve their chances of staying up.

Burnley are the only one of the promoted teams I can see hitting the button, but Kompany has a lot of goodwill from last year, and not sure who they could get in who'd be better.

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bmouth should pull the Abandoni Iraola lever soon so I can once again be the sack race Nostradamus

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

If no one gets fired, does every contestant get probed?

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
it's only right

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

I think a collective Toxx on that is the honourable thing to do.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


A big thread jonestowning if every manager survives the season would be appropriate. No chance we don't get a sacking though.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



If nobody gets sacked everyone who has ever posted in TRP should be permabanned and the forum shut down

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

If nobody gets sacked everyone who has ever posted in TRP should be permabanned and the forum shut down

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

If nobody gets sacked everyone who has ever posted in TRP should be permabanned and the forum shut down

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

I know it's not going to happen but I'm still going to be low keyed worried until someone gets fired now.

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

If nobody gets sacked everyone who has ever posted in TRP should be permabanned and the forum shut down

Seems reasonable. Come on all the chairmen / chairwomen save our footy forum

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
Bournemouth are letting Iraola live until Burnley apparently

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

If nobody gets sacked everyone who has ever posted in TRP should be permabanned and the forum shut down

Inshallah

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Nuclear Spoon posted:

Bournemouth are letting Iraola live until Burnley apparently

that's the worst remake of In Bruges that I've ever seen

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I could see it in his eyes when I was talking about the xG

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari



Kompany takes a scalp to keep his head warm this time of year.

Thanks Ants fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Dec 4, 2023

Cart
Sep 28, 2004

They see me rollin...

Cart posted:

An even 10 sackings this season Bob, with Paul Heckingbottom gone first as Sheffield get 1 pt from their opening 9 games.

And lo and behold, after 1pt in their opening 9 games, Heckingbottom looks to be the first sacked.

(they did win game 10 and draw game 11 though)

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

I'll miss being able to make "Heckin' bottom" jokes, godspeed.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

an_mutt posted:

I'll miss being able to make "Heckin' bottom" jokes, godspeed.

same

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
They've been "set to sack" him all day, and I'm starting to wonder if anyone is actually in charge over there.

HR manager on holiday? Chris Wilder not answering the phone? Something to do with a fax machine? Turns out points are bad now? Taking all bets.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
*taps temple* can't get sacked if they can't find you

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

Maybe it's not true and all ITK is bollocks

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


the sex ghost posted:

*taps temple* can't get sacked if they can't find you

Hearing that Marsch spent a large amount of budget at Leeds building himself a bunker

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Blasmeister posted:

Paul Heckingbottom and 11 sackings on the season

Cart posted:

An even 10 sackings this season Bob, with Paul Heckingbottom gone first as Sheffield get 1 pt from their opening 9 games.

Backdoor Delivery posted:

Paul Heckingbottom(of the table), first of seven

Doctor Teeth posted:

Paul Heckingbottom. 7 total

tristeham posted:

Heckingbottom, 10 sackings

Mainwaring posted:

Ok I'll change my pick to Heckingbottom. Sticking with 10 total sackings and Ole making a comeback.

You did it

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009


Gangtags will be distributed presently. Total sackings and new manager guesses are still live!

Rogue0071 posted:

I'm picking Chris Wilder to return to the Prem to guarantee it doesn't happen.

Once this is bolded you will also win a prize

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Reigning and defending sackrace champ. :powercatte:

My head says 'fifa & qatar should never be forgiven' but my heart says 'legacy fan'

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


A sacking that nicely demonstrates whoever runs Sheffield doesn't have a clue, they could be the funniest club of the season

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


vyelkin posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

the sex ghost posted:



Gangtags will be distributed presently. Total sackings and new manager guesses are still live!

Once this is bolded you will also win a prize

We're living in the cursed timeline.

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

Nuclear Spoon posted:

disappointing to see like 10 new posts and it's not because a sacking happened

anyway poch is gone in november

came here to see how many people guessed postecoglou but annoyingly i think poch will now see the season out

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


feck my hecking bottom

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
also i burnt my dinner while making this. brackets are new counts after transferring their votes from lopetegui. moyes can't stop winning

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

the sex ghost posted:

*taps temple* can't get sacked if they can't find you

https://youtu.be/fCNUJ3RNgN0?si=ULDI8Wny2EkQhJn6

but it's a coked-up saudi prince with your p45

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

but yeah, I genuinely think that he only got the boot because he came out after the Burnley game and basically said "yeah, we sold our best player to these guys and didn't replace him, I don't know what you expected" instead of some platitude about taking everything one game at a time and needing to show character

and they've gone into the filofax and found a man who will in fact do those things, for money

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

vyelkin posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

he had information that could have let to hillary clintons arrest

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


lol to whoever said Lopetegui would be the first returning manager. It's only a rumour at the moment but still.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67645846

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1736833401980592186

this would be exceptionally stupid and would piss off the entire fanbase for a guy who is absolutely not going to do a better job than cooper is right now

Jethro
Jun 1, 2000

I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!
I feel like someone got their former Wolves managers mixed up

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


As big fan of chaos I say go for it

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