NFC East 2023: Everyone's a Contender* (No, not really New York)

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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
	The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
	The New York Giants
	The Philadephia Eagles
	The Washington Washingtons
	Myself for watching NFC East Clownball

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1736878860237771247?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-xTttimcNk

# ? Dec 19, 2023 00:21

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# ? May 24, 2024 05:28

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1736878860237771247?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-xTttimcNk

Jalen squatted Covid

# ? Dec 19, 2023 00:27

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

MVP should be CMC unless he gets hurt.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 00:40

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

predicto posted:

Dak is not the MVP. Running up big stats on bad defenses isn't MVP worthy. And Brock Purdy probably shouldn't get it either.

I will laugh directly in the face of anyone who tells me Brock Purdy is the most valuable player on the 49ers, let alone in the entire league. (It's CMC, maybe Samuels.)

# ? Dec 19, 2023 01:09

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

CMC or Tyreek Hill should be MVP

# ? Dec 19, 2023 01:10

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Who is CMC?

# ? Dec 19, 2023 01:11

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

euphronius posted:

Who is CMC?

he's da mvp

(Christian McCaffrey, running back on the niners)

# ? Dec 19, 2023 01:27

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Trent is the real Niners (and league) MVP

Seriously, their OL is Trent and 4 dudes I never heard if

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:05

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

I would not be mad at all if Trent Williams, CMC or Hill were made mvp

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:13

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Trent is the real Niners (and league) MVP

Seriously, their OL is Trent and 4 dudes I never heard if

that would be fine too

# ? Dec 19, 2023 03:43

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Yeah if the Eagles can't shithouse the Drew Lock Seahawks they're one and done in the playoffs.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 03:43

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Hurts, more like picks.

More like Jalen Sharts.

davecrazy fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Dec 19, 2023

# ? Dec 19, 2023 04:53

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Fire Sirianni

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:11

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

gently caress you, Matt Patricia

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:12

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; Can't post for 14 hours!

hahahahahahahahahhaha

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:12

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Nice franchise QB lmao

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:15

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Lmfbo

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:16

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

let's go, we deserve everything y'all about to throw

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:17

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Jalen Sucks

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:17

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Roast the Eagles everyone, they deserve it

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:18

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Retroactively flex that game to 1 PM Sunday so I don't have to stay up to watch it

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:18

Ayudo: Mar 30, 2006

Eagles might not win another game.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:18

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Ayudo posted:

Eagles might not win another game.

i already said this

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:19

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

triple sulk posted:

We can pretty easily go week by week and show how lucky they've been. A lot of this is going off rough memory but it's close enough.

Week 1 @ Pats: W 25-20, NE hosed up a chance at the end I think?
Week 2 vs Vikings: W 34-28, again if I recall, Cousins hosed up a comeback opportunity
Week 3 @ TB: W 25-11, comfortable enough but TB really sucks
Week 4 vs Washington: W 34-31 in OT, Washington blew a shot to win in some fashion
Week 5 @ Rams: W 23-14, don't remember much about this one but it was close enough and they only scored 6 points in the second half
Week 6 @ Jets: L 20-14, lmao
Week 7 vs Dolphins: W 31-17, their only quality win
Week 8 @ Washington: W 38-31, should not have been this close and should not have given up 31 points
Week 9 vs Cowboys: W 28-23, had a chance to lose this one and I think Dak blew a shot to win?
Week 10: bye
Week 11 @ KC: W 21-17, the one receiver hosed up a perfect Mahomes bomb for a TD
Week 12 vs Bills: W 37-34 in OT, should have lost this one but again the QB did some dumb poo poo or something
Week 13 vs 49ers: L 42-19, got their poo poo kicked in after two good defensive drives and two offensive drives they hosed up which set the tone
Week 14 @ Cowboys: L 33-13, got their poo poo kicked in for a second week in a row

They very easily could have lost weeks 1, 2, 4, 9, 11, and 12 if one or two things went differently, be it a drop here or better clock management there. You could say that about a lot of football games, but it was consistently uncomfortable win after uncomfortable win all season, and even if that only happened in half their games, you're still looking at a 7-6 team that's outclassed by several other teams in the NFC. They have @ Seattle, vs. Giants, vs. Cardinals, @ Giants left, and are almost assuredly going to drop one of the two games against the Giants, and I wouldn't be shocked if they lost both and go 1-3 or 0-4 the rest of the way out.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:19

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

eagles suck poo poo and also gently caress the cowboys

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:19

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

L

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# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:20

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

we're the 2022 vikings except I'm pretty sure they could play defense on 3rd down

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:20

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Jalen Hurts can't throw farther than 30 yards and Sirianni has no offensive idea outside of comeback routes

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:20

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

AJ Brown is like #1 in NFL efficiency in slant routes, they throw him 1 all game for like a 13 yard gain

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:20

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

the Seattle Seahawks, with Drew Lock as the quarterback, were 4 for 5 on conversions on 3rd down and at least 10 yards. The last of those was the game winning TD.

but yeah, matt patricia, good plan

shyduck posted:

eagles suck poo poo and also gently caress the cowboys

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:20

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

the only three highlights of this season are the absurd jake elliott fg, carter being fantastic as a rookie, and swift being really good

the team sucks poo poo otherwise

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:21

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:21

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

biceps crimes posted:

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:21

yea ok: Jul 27, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:22

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

lmbo NFC East

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:22

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

imagine having a guy who can kick from 60+ in lovely weather and being like "nah chuck it deep"

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:22

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

I think the Bills exposed how the cowboys overplay dime and are undersized on D. Our o line sucked and our offense crumbles when we�re buried due to exposed D. Eagles and Cowboys both are out in the first round imo

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:23

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

biceps crimes posted:

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:23

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Eagles humiliated themselves twice this weekend making a national embarrassing story about the defensive coordinator and then the new guy allows a 92 yard game winning drive to Drew Lock. Siriani should be toast this week from the media

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:24

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# ? May 24, 2024 05:28

predicto: Jul 22, 2004; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

The Matt Patricia Experience, folks

# ? Dec 19, 2023 05:24

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