NFC East 2023: Everyone's a Contender* (No, not really New York)

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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
	The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
	The New York Giants
	The Philadephia Eagles
	The Washington Washingtons
	Myself for watching NFC East Clownball

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biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

eagles could win out but i still see them losing to any of the 49ers, cowboys, seahawks or lions if they squeak past the seventh seed matchup

# ? Dec 19, 2023 23:53

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# ? May 23, 2024 04:53

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Black Lighter posted:

drat, crazy that Lurie leaves these decisions up to the fans, but I've got to respect his commitment to democracy

Idk if you are being ironic but yes

# ? Dec 20, 2023 00:01

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Diqnol posted:

I'd like to amend this with

gently caress the gaslighting by the noob kings of the poopboys and the giant poops

You see any sky is falling bullshit coming from Dallas fans ITT? We've been here, done that, whatever. Just didn't lose to the fuckin Seahawks though, lmao

# ? Dec 20, 2023 00:34

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

I still think the Giants are making the playoffs

# ? Dec 20, 2023 00:37

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Tommy Cutlets just wants to BALL

https://x.com/WesSteinberg/status/1736863458522730649?s=20

Also he did go to that Pizza place he was beefing with. His Agent did not attend.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 00:56

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Shinjobi posted:

You see any sky is falling bullshit coming from Dallas fans ITT? We've been here, done that, whatever. Just didn't lose to the fuckin Seahawks though, lmao

to be fair nobody has any real expectations of us in the postseason whereas eagles fans earnestly thought they'd make it back to the bowl

# ? Dec 20, 2023 01:02

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

indigi posted:

hahahahahahahahahhaha

# ? Dec 20, 2023 01:02

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

davecrazy posted:

Tommy Cutlets just wants to BALL

https://x.com/WesSteinberg/status/1736863458522730649?s=20

Also he did go to that Pizza place he was beefing with. His Agent did not attend.

Lmao, this poo poo only ever happens in this loving clownball rear end NFC East Division.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 01:05

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

That was the most Italian response

# ? Dec 20, 2023 01:22

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

I�m slightly disappointed when I see NFC East thread regulars seemingly falling for Wes Steinberg posts.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 01:28

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Noooooo!!

I want to believe!

# ? Dec 20, 2023 01:29

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

What tiebreaker do the cowboys have over the eagles

# ? Dec 20, 2023 01:30

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Falling for a Wes post is a rite of passage and also you should kayfabe by continuing to believe them

# ? Dec 20, 2023 01:30

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

All I want for christmas is tommy cutlets to just kick me right in the dick and balls

# ? Dec 20, 2023 01:33

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Asproigerosis posted:

All I want for christmas is tommy cutlets to just kick me right in the dick and balls

his fees recently doubled

# ? Dec 20, 2023 01:35

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

fartknocker posted:

I�m slightly disappointed when I see NFC East thread regulars seemingly falling for Wes Steinberg posts.

My hahahahahahahaaha emptyquote is because I'm still thinking about the game last night, to be clear

Ayudo posted:

Eagles might not win another game.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 01:37

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

I wanna believe but the Giants still have two games left with the Eagles.

All I want for Christmas is for Bobby Johnson to get fired at some point in the next six weeks.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 01:42

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

What tiebreaker do the cowboys have over the eagles

Common opponents and conference record

# ? Dec 20, 2023 02:11

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

lol

# ? Dec 20, 2023 02:12

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Bubbakoos is overpriced

# ? Dec 20, 2023 02:22

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1737237999539425352?s=20

:itwaspoo:

Also, lmao:

https://x.com/PFF/status/1737201137948774643?s=20

Prepare to be schooled in the art of the tank:

https://x.com/Barstooldmv/status/1737249647826018804?s=20
That has to be the funniest poo poo I�ve seen this team do since the infamous double swinging gate that Jim Zorn called.

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Dec 20, 2023

# ? Dec 20, 2023 11:41

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Cartoon Man posted:

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1737237999539425352?s=20

Also, lmao:

https://x.com/PFF/status/1737201137948774643?s=20

Prepare to be schooled in the art of the tank:

https://x.com/Barstooldmv/status/1737249647826018804?s=20
That has to be the funniest poo poo I�ve seen this team do since the infamous double swinging gate that Jim Zorn called.

this man's style of speaking is unlistenable

# ? Dec 20, 2023 15:57

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

he sounds like he's trying to run the worlds shittiest auction

# ? Dec 20, 2023 15:58

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fartknocker posted:

I�m slightly disappointed when I see NFC East thread regulars seemingly falling for Wes Steinberg posts.

Absolutely no guile in the NFCE. 100% clown show.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 16:04

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

What tiebreaker do the cowboys have over the eagles

Their only mathematical possibility is the winning records of teams they beat, but even that's a very slim chance.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 16:15

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

What tiebreaker do the cowboys have over the eagles

The "Eagles will gently caress at least one of these last 3 games up" tiebreaker

# ? Dec 20, 2023 16:16

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I have it on good authority that neither the Eagles nor Cowboys will win another game this season. Sad, but true.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 16:29

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

shyduck posted:

The "Eagles will gently caress at least one of these last 3 games up" tiebreaker

yuuup

i'm oddly confident about the arizona game, but either or both of those giants games could very, very, very easily end in the giants dropping the eagles like a bag of ravioli.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 16:48

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I have it on good authority that neither the Eagles nor Cowboys will win another game this season. Sad, but true.

They better loving beat the Commanders. gently caress the Cowboys still though.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 17:14

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Tommy Cutlets turned into Tommy Pumpkins.

Now that teams have tape on him I�m not as confident.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 18:03

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

davecrazy posted:

Tommy Cutlets turned into Tommy Pumpkins.

Now that teams have tape on him I�m not as confident.

He has to just not turn the ball over and the Giants have a shot. Eagles can't move the ball with any regularity anymore

# ? Dec 20, 2023 18:11

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

As much as I want the Giants to beat the Eagles in one of those games, loving lol at the doom and gloom thinkings it's gonna happen.

The Giants are still awful.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 20:44

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Matt Zerella posted:

As much as I want the Giants to beat the Eagles in one of those games, loving lol at the doom and gloom thinkings it's gonna happen.

The Giants are still awful.

tommy cutlets

# ? Dec 20, 2023 20:50

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

biceps crimes posted:

tommy cutlets

I love that Sunday gravy eating son of a bitch but he was loving atrocious against NO.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 20:59

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Matt Zerella posted:

I love that Sunday gravy eating son of a bitch but he was loving atrocious against NO.

my generational hate for the giants passed down from my forefathers became my own with eli manning signing the dome... but god drat i want a devito jersey. im not even italian. lets go giants

# ? Dec 20, 2023 21:08

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

biceps crimes posted:

my generational hate for the giants passed down from my forefathers became my own with eli manning signing the dome... but god drat i want a devito jersey. im not even italian. lets go giants

https://twitter.com/musktilldawn/status/1737482644097577387

# ? Dec 20, 2023 21:19

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

biceps crimes posted:

my generational hate for the giants passed down from my forefathers became my own with eli manning signing the dome

That's one of the funniest things Eli ever did, god I miss that man, what a legend

People seem to know he's funny now but Eli was always hilarious

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:02

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Febreeze posted:

That's one of the funniest things Eli ever did, god I miss that man, what a legend

People seem to know he's funny now but Eli was always hilarious

i can appreciate it in hindsight, but did not like it at the time

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:31

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Eli is the only football player I've hated with my entire soul, and I did a complete 540� on him since he retired. I love the man as much as anyone who never played for a Philadelphia championship

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:40

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# ? May 23, 2024 04:53

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Eli Manning owned then and owns now and I will love him forever

# ? Dec 20, 2023 23:36

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