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Goddamn that is just brutal. Tied with being called a "dime-store Wizard Master"
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Soul Dentist posted:When I was a teen Denny's was one of the only places you could go late night if the bars were off limits. The one we all hung out in had a free jukebox, for some reason, and we used it all the time. Then I started this thing where I'd play Cash's Ring of Fire every time I walked in. I don't know how I started it but I still remember the number was 6208
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null_pointer posted:Goddamn that is just brutal. Tied with being called a "dime-store Wizard Master" One day I hope to call someone a 5 Foot Ant
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# ? Dec 18, 2023 01:11 |
Big Anime Fan Here posted:Haruki Murakami: "Transparency Goat Hotel Story"- when middle aged writer Maruki Hurakami's cat gets lost inside a description of what al dente pasta means, it's up to some women who curiously want to have sex with him, as well as a sexy lolita who he is just friends with, no big deal, to solve the case of which band from the 70s stole all the Cutty Sark off a secret truck from another dimension. (Nominated for the 2015 Nobel Prize in literature)
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tiaz posted:I guess my question is why God wants his home to be swimming in cum so bad he's jealously forbidding it be spent elsewhere. Coolguye posted:garrison cum edits are divinely inspired
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# ? Dec 18, 2023 20:49 |
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Outrail posted:One day I hope to call someone a 5 Foot Ant
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# ? Dec 18, 2023 23:31 |
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Scarodactyl posted:Binary Butthead
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 00:02 |
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Everyone has a favorite animal, but how many people have a favorite PLANT? Gravehorse posted:Mine personally is the dandelion.
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 03:37 |
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this is too accurate
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 04:14 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:"Here's the file. All the info on who we're supposed to bully next" I said as I slid the manila envelope to my partner.
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EorayMel posted:Everyone has a favorite animal, but how many people have a favorite PLANT? a wild, heady time when you could be banned for anything from "what's your favorite plant?" to exposing a gbs superstar as a literal sex pest it's amazing that these dead gay comedy forums have become something that would make lowtax (piss be upon him) profoundly uncomfortable
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 16:26 |
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venus de lmao posted:it's amazing that these dead gay comedy forums have become something that would make lowtax (piss be upon him) profoundly uncomfortable We’ve been making him uncomfortable since he gave up slinging mangosteen
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 16:30 |
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Good hope he's uncomfortable in hell too
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 16:35 |
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Kitfox88 posted:Good hope he's uncomfortable in hell too It would defeat the purpose if it wasn’t.
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 17:45 |
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rolling a mangosteen up a hill, forever
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 17:57 |
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Lowtaxs hell is being forced to post with a stupid newbie AV
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 18:07 |
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Lowtax's hell is paying alimony
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 18:55 |
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can only afford cookies from walmart and not goldbelly
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 18:56 |
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Kitfox88 posted:can only afford cookies from walmart and not goldbelly Goldbellys are the reward for rolling the mangosteen up the hill.
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 22:46 |
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Poor Lowtax, thought of alimony and died. (I'm 99% sure I saw that somewhere but I'm not digging it up)
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 02:31 |
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CAR GAME FOUL: Maybe, to you, "Pokemon" is a color and a 747 is a car. Maybe, to you, reeling from the endless groans and jolting paroxysms as your faithful anime club treasurer, bedecked in his matted, sweaty wolfsuit, loses control and causes his hot, angry man-icing to pool in the small of your back, constitutes a "planning meeting". I can't read minds, I won't lie. St_Ides posted:
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 02:58 |
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Lowtax posted:It's a really played out argument to claim that a breed of dog is inherently more evil than others. Remember in the 70s it was Dobermans? Then in the 80s it was Rottweilers? Streak posted:to be fair lowtax was never very good at identifying dangerous predators in the first place thatguy posted:streak getting banned off that sick burn was bullshit Lowtax posted:It was a great burn but I still don't take no guff Lowtax posted:What can I say, I own a murder dog and death gun
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 03:37 |
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Well no one can say he didn't prove the point at least.
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 03:41 |
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Lowtax posted:If you want to be banned. Please keep it work safe in this thread where people are trying to convince me to commit suicide
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 03:44 |
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 03:53 |
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Starks posted:Not so dead and gay now are we? Lowtax posted:I'm working on it
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 03:54 |
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One outta two ain't bad
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 03:59 |
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Outrail posted:Poor Lowtax, thought of alimony and died. "If only lowtax had married his alcoholism, then he might have beaten it" is my personal favourite.
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 04:16 |
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reignofevil posted:Tax man is already roughly 60,000 deep in medical debt and they have to run lots of likely painful tests on him which won't fix him so after he pays for those he is gonna pay even MORE money to actually get treatment. Kibbles n Shits posted:He could always just ignore it and live the remainder of his now shorter life in total avarice. It's the American Way! Lowtax posted:I'm totally doing that and leaving my children in crippling debt. Also we're livestreaming tonight!
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 04:29 |
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bradzilla posted:lmao so of course the dipshit is lurking this thread
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 04:58 |
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Lowtax's hell is that airport "meetup" where people recognized him but every time he tries to step out the door he's stepping back into the gate
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 05:21 |
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bawk posted:Lowtax's hell is that airport "meetup" where people recognized him but every time he tries to step out the door he's stepping back into the gate Lowtax is/was a construct but instead of being composed of neon blue light like the laser bikes in Tron Lowtax is/was a wilty brown dead color that sits unkempt in the window at the airport gift shop day after day until the sunlight leeches all color from him and his spine collapses into gray nothingness.
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 05:24 |
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Breetai posted:"If only lowtax had married his alcoholism, then he might have beaten it" is my personal favourite.
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 06:04 |
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The man don’t miss.
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 06:41 |
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it's also funny, what can you say
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 06:48 |
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bawk posted:Lowtax's hell is that airport "meetup" where people recognized him but every time he tries to step out the door he's stepping back into the gate Jesus Christ...
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 10:11 |
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Breetai posted:"If only lowtax had married his alcoholism, then he might have beaten it" is my personal favourite.
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 10:20 |
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Platystemon posted:The man don’t miss. To be fair, it's not easy to miss when the barrel is in your mouth. (It has been done, mind you.)
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 10:55 |
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Does anyone have the quote handy where a young persons ideology is like an anime sword, destroyed by some 16th century Gunther with a wooden club?
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 03:11 |
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No but that sounds incredible
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 07:09 |