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There is a new contender, crosspost from GBS Ukraine war thread.ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:
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Karate Bastard posted:There is a new contender, crosspost from GBS Ukraine war thread. I'd still feel safer in that than the stainless saffer.
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carrionman posted:I'd still feel safer in that than the stainless saffer. It's probably a cast iron frame with a fiberglass body and a slab of lead-acid batteries with a top speed of 45 mph. Objectively safer than the Cybertruck
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Lightning McQueen with Down syndrome 
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https://hackaday.com/2023/12/19/australia-bans-engineered-stone-workers-elsewhere-demand-the-same/ I had no idea manufactured quartz countertops were the new asbestos. Think bans like this are going to be more widespread?
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Karate Bastard posted:There is a new contender, crosspost from GBS Ukraine war thread. Russia famously doesn’t have any areas without street lights, where powerful headlights would be appreciated.
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Dec 20, 2023 19:26
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Platystemon posted:Russia famously doesn’t have any areas without street lights, where powerful headlights would be appreciated. Hey let's keep our skies dark! Dark Skies Alliance shout out!
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Azhais posted:https://hackaday.com/2023/12/19/australia-bans-engineered-stone-workers-elsewhere-demand-the-same/ Theyre not as bad, how like in 20 years if someone finds their countertops are engineered stone it wont turn the house into a hazmat funhouse, all that terrible for you needle like silica is locked in place with resin, but it is a major occupational hazard to stone workers since theyre ones cutting and sanding them and making the silica fly. Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Dec 20, 2023 |
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Hispanic! At The Disco posted:100m straight down still counts as 100m, and a sunk boat sill counts as a boat. Every vehicle can become a submarine, if you don't mind 'uncontrolled dive' being the only maneuver
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yeah but does it come with air brakes or what
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So I'm sure the answer is "lol" but let's for a second assume that the CYBRTRCK can actually seal against water intrusion and somehow float. How does it actually move those 100m? Is it like the Lotus in that one Bond movie and there's a propeller hidden away?
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Humerus posted:So I'm sure the answer is "lol" but let's for a second assume that the CYBRTRCK can actually seal against water intrusion and somehow float. How does it actually move those 100m? Is it like the Lotus in that one Bond movie and there's a propeller hidden away? That's a separate upgrade you need to subscribe to.
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Humerus posted:So I'm sure the answer is "lol" but let's for a second assume that the CYBRTRCK can actually seal against water intrusion and somehow float. How does it actually move those 100m? Is it like the Lotus in that one Bond movie and there's a propeller hidden away? You need to buy the Tesla eBoat for towing purposes obviously.
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The doors double as oars
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CyberTug $44,500
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Humerus posted:So I'm sure the answer is "lol" but let's for a second assume that the CYBRTRCK can actually seal against water intrusion and somehow float. How does it actually move those 100m? Is it like the Lotus in that one Bond movie and there's a propeller hidden away? I thought maybe Elon was gonna go back to those gas thrusters for better maneuvering he was yammering about years ago, but someone mentioned that some amphibious military vehicles are actually set up to get thrust in water somehow via their wheels. But I'm sure that's an engineering challenge far outside what you'd see in a commercial vehicle, even if the whole idea wasn't just one of a million stupid ideas Elon's mushbrain made up because he thought it sounded cool.
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Geez just go online to get unscrambled porn.
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Skinemax, scrambled Friday night with the boys
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Humerus posted:So I'm sure the answer is "lol" but let's for a second assume that the CYBRTRCK can actually seal against water intrusion and somehow float. How does it actually move those 100m? Is it like the Lotus in that one Bond movie and there's a propeller hidden away? The chassis has specially designed outlets that route the superheated gases from a high temp battery fire to the rear of the vehicle, providing forward thrust once the electrical array self ignites after being soaked in water.
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redshirt posted:CyberTug $44,500 Man, Omegle prices have really skyrocketed 
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silentsnack posted:Every vehicle can become a submarine, if you don't mind 'uncontrolled dive' being the only maneuver Perhaps Musk's next venture should be to snap up the remains of Oceangate and turn cybertrukkkkkkkksssss in to titanic diving submarines.
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Very much how i write software.
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Humerus posted:So I'm sure the answer is "lol" but let's for a second assume that the CYBRTRCK can actually seal against water intrusion and somehow float. How does it actually move those 100m? Is it like the Lotus in that one Bond movie and there's a propeller hidden away? 
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Humerus posted:So I'm sure the answer is "lol" but let's for a second assume that the CYBRTRCK can actually seal against water intrusion and somehow float. How does it actually move those 100m? Is it like the Lotus in that one Bond movie and there's a propeller hidden away? https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/744551674082136066
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If you imagined the CEO of Ford saying this or something, it’s bone-dry humor that’s loving hilarious. But he’s such an rear end in a top hat that you have to assume he’s being serious and is actively firing engineers who dare disagree with him about it.
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Blue Moonlight posted:If you imagined the CEO of Ford saying this or something, it’s bone-dry humor that’s loving hilarious. Oh he's serious, he's still tweeting about it now. The last one I saw from the other day promised 100m water travel distance, with the only remaining engineering hurdle being better door seals or something 
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh he's serious, he's still tweeting about it now. The last one I saw from the other day promised 100m water travel distance, with the only remaining engineering hurdle being better door seals or something Some guy suggested mounting a 12v outboard to the cybertruck and hooking into the 12v in the bed and Elon said they just need to figure out the seals Im pretty sure Elon thinks/is being told everything can just get fixed OTA at this point
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Two TVs we had when I was a kid growing up, this was required procedure. I can remember exactly where to hit the things, not thought about that for ages. I really want that paper weight we used, it was awesome! TVs, not so much.
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redshirt posted:Have you ever shot some hoops?? Just because I'm tall doesn't mean I'm good at basketball.  I haven't tried shooting a basketball for maybe a decade.
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Grey Cat posted:I haven't tried shooting a basketball for maybe a decade. You live in America, guns are cheap and easy to get, just go get one and shoot that basketball. why not done
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SyNack Sassimov posted:You live in America, guns are cheap and easy to get, just go get one and shoot that basketball. why not done  
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Humerus posted:So I'm sure the answer is "lol" but let's for a second assume that the CYBRTRCK can actually seal against water intrusion and somehow float. How does it actually move those 100m? Is it like the Lotus in that one Bond movie and there's a propeller hidden away? It could just move with the current. Or open a window and paddle. You should open the window anyway, because if they manage to actually make the thing waterproof they'll probably gently caress up in the other direction and be a suffocation hazard.
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in japan the cat would be driving the train
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Non Compos Mentis posted:in japan the cat would be driving the train In japan the cat would be the train.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:in japan the cat would be driving the train High on cocaine
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh he's serious, he's still tweeting about it now. The last one I saw from the other day promised 100m water travel distance, with the only remaining engineering hurdle being better door seals or something Let me know when they have 100m land travel capability
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Humerus posted:So I'm sure the answer is "lol" but let's for a second assume that the CYBRTRCK can actually seal against water intrusion and somehow float. How does it actually move those 100m? Is it like the Lotus in that one Bond movie and there's a propeller hidden away? He didn't say you'd be able to control which direction you travel that 100m in.
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