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Share them all. I want to know about the drink uncle who fell on the table and ruined Christmas
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# ? Dec 24, 2023 08:31 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:31 |
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Sorry OP. I don't know anyone who is that big of an idiot. My christmas present to you is to bump your thread.
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 02:25 |
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The smell of hospitals in winter And the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters But no pearls All at once you look across a crowded room To see the way that light attaches to a girl
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 02:35 |
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It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly.
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 02:47 |
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Alucard posted:It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. Is your mom single
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 02:56 |
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Alucard posted:It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. lmao
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 02:58 |
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FalconImpala posted:Is your mom single Lol
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 03:17 |
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FalconImpala posted:Is your mom single Single and w/ the remaining assets of Kris Kringle
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 04:50 |
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Alucard posted:It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly.
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 19:59 |
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LOL I just watched that scene. They are in the department store now
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 20:05 |
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Alucard posted:It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. FalconImpala posted:Is your mom single
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 20:59 |
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Santa gave me COVID-19 for this Christmas.
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# ? Dec 25, 2023 21:18 |
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Santa gave me COVID-19 for this Christmas. better than the clap. he knows when you are sleeping
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 00:15 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:31 |
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Maudib Arakkis posted:The wife didn’t like the solstice outdoor campfire copped. Said it was a gift for me not for her. Mad? Cope? A tale wherein
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