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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Maudib Arakkis posted:

Merry Christmas OP

Cop any cool gifts for yourself?

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Smugworth posted:

So sick of haters

It takes all kinds, op, even haters and losers

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

when do the sales start for some post-christmas coppign

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Chief McHeath posted:

when do the sales start for some post-christmas coppign

not until the extended holiday return windows end, can't be letting people use that store credit on discounted merch

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019


Okay let’s not go too wild here

Maudib Arakkis
Dec 24, 2023

LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.
The wife didn’t like the solstice outdoor campfire copped. Said it was a gift for me not for her. Mad? Cope?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Maudib Arakkis posted:

The wife didn’t like the solstice outdoor campfire copped. Said it was a gift for me not for her. Mad? Cope?

SA-Mart is a great spot to unload unwanted gifts op

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

is that one of those smokeless grills? real dummy move getting your bang-buddy a gift that says they aren’t smoking anymore

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Maudib Arakkis posted:

The wife didn’t like the solstice outdoor campfire copped. Said it was a gift for me not for her. Mad? Cope?

happy wife, happy life, op

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Just get an actual gift for yourself to show her that no, this is what a real gift for yourself looks like. That'll show her

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Just get an actual gift for yourself to show her that no, this is what a real gift for yourself looks like. That'll show her

Bowling ball with "Homer" engraved on it.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

pwning the wife for christmas

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Grimey Drawer
My mum liked the clothes I got her, that's nice. My dad's gifts never arrived :(

Maudib Arakkis
Dec 24, 2023

LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.

Charles Bukowski posted:

My mum liked the clothes I got her, that's nice. My dad's gifts never arrived :(

Supply chain cope

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Maudib Arakkis posted:

Supply chain cope

Is there any one single person I could blame I wonder?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Maudib Arakkis posted:

The wife didn’t like the solstice outdoor campfire copped. Said it was a gift for me not for her. Mad? Cope?

Lol 🅾️🅱️ got suckered by Snoop Dogg, bought himself a fire pit, and then gifted it to his wife and ruined Christmas

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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GIMME DA LOOT GIMME DA LOOT

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My wife got me a new full set of Yatoshi kitchen knives which I will use in the future to prepare delicious meals for her so in a way she got a gift for herself

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

My wife got me a new full set of Yatoshi kitchen knives which I will use in the future to prepare delicious meals for her so in a way she got a gift for herself

:sever:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

No, she also got me tickets to a bonsai class to take together, and a bottle of 18 year old scotch that she had some of….

Actually you might be on to something

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Try that on your AV's hair OP

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

redshirt posted:

Try that on your AV's hair OP

If he cuts his hair how's he gonna grow it out like riff raff

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

No, she also got me tickets to a bonsai class to take together, and a bottle of 18 year old scotch that she had some of….

Actually you might be on to something

Does the knife set include a bonsai knife?

122523_8
Dec 26, 2023
Stiff as a knife

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Seriously could you give me about $2500

122523_8
Dec 26, 2023

MrQwerty posted:

Seriously could you give me about $2500

would that make you flexible?

122523_8
Dec 26, 2023
is that how expensive FlexibleMedia is at this level??!??

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

It would be better used

122523_8
Dec 26, 2023

MrQwerty posted:

It would be better used

Efficiency

122523_8
Dec 26, 2023
to the top of brownie mountain !!!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

C'mon gimme some rent and cocaine money

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

There are 8 of them??!

122523_8
Dec 26, 2023

MrQwerty posted:

C'mon gimme some rent and cocaine money

get in line outside of McDonalds

122523_8
Dec 26, 2023
the value of a Dollar!

122523_8
Dec 26, 2023
readjusting your laughter.......

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

You'd be more tolerable if you were funny

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mods asleep so what

122523_8
Dec 26, 2023

MrQwerty posted:

You'd be more tolerable if you were funny


a posting requirement on this site!

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122523_8
Dec 26, 2023
how much are the chatterbots worth again???~??

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