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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

lmfao owned

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




does the photographer have a swivel stand with a corded mouse in their car wtf

e it might be outside between the cars?

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Carthag Tuek posted:

does the photographer have a swivel stand with a corded mouse in their car wtf

e it might be outside between the cars?

that's outside the car, I think they're in a garage

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Carthag Tuek posted:

does the photographer have a swivel stand with a corded mouse in their car wtf

it's one of those drive in oil change places, it's a standing computer terminal in the garage

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



change my name posted:

that's outside the car, I think they're in a garage

drat thought i discovered a new car guy for whom a laptop isnt enough

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


can't serve the time don't do the crime.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

:rip: grandma

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

no one criminal history

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003




Imagine going to jail because you committed a crime. We are literally living in nazi germany right now.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
oh so now we're all in favor of the carceral state

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
To be fair, house arrest should count in some way towards your sentence. If she was under house arrest for 3 years, it's worth at least 6 months in prison.

Or it wasn't house arrest, I guess, lol.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
everyone who had to lock down during covid should get time served off their next sentence

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
There are three wolves in me, one wants to disband the carceral state, one wants her to face any amount of punishment for obviously breaking the law, the third is tired of white women using performed weakness as a justification for bad behavior.

They all say lol lmao

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

ikanreed posted:

Somewhere, some cosmic clerk sent a piece of paper from the good ideas bin and accidentally dropped it in the insane expression tube
don't put paper in the insane expression tube, it will wreak havoc

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

oh so now we're all in favor of the carceral state

but she's a chud!!

Dagon
Apr 16, 2003


Carthag Tuek posted:

drat thought i discovered a new car guy for whom a laptop isnt enough

I'm gonna become a kb+m car guy now thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YzifvFH4Zc

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

oh so now we're all in favor of the carceral state

oh so now you're in favor of letting nazis walk free

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
:lol:

January 6 Survivor
Jan 6, 2022

The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks


( o(

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


witches stealing holocaust valor

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

tokin opposition posted:

There are three wolves in me, one wants to disband the carceral state, one wants her to face any amount of punishment for obviously breaking the law, the third is tired of white women using performed weakness as a justification for bad behavior.

They all say lol lmao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Hatebag posted:

witches stealing holocaust valor

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i love reading literature

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


tokin opposition posted:

There are three wolves in me, one wants to disband the carceral state, one wants her to face any amount of punishment for obviously breaking the law, the third is tired of white women using performed weakness as a justification for bad behavior.

They all say lol lmao

this, also her crime was literally insurrection, sure am shocked when the state punishes me for trying to overthrow it

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i love reading literature



granny loving at the kosher cupcake store - xan west

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i love reading literature



do they do a good job?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i love reading literature



That's too many adjectives

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Dr. Killjoy posted:

do they do a good job?

unlikely; they require their dominant to coordinate all projects and employing xem would ruin the birthday surprise

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

About the author
Xan West is the nom de plume of Corey Alexander, an autistic queer fat Jewish genderqueer writer with multiple disabilities who spends a lot of time on Twitter. Xan’s erotica has been published widely, including in the Best S/M Erotica series, the Best Gay Erotica series, and the Best Lesbian Erotica series. Xan’s story “Trying Submission,” won the 2018 National Leather Association John Preston Short Fiction Award.

After over 15 years of writing queer kink erotica short stories, Xan has begun to also write queer kink romance. Their recent work still centers kinky, trans and non-binary, fat, disabled, queer trauma survivors. It leans more towards centering Jewish characters, ace and aro spec characters, autistic characters, and polyamorous networks. Xan has two romances currently available: Nine of Swords, Reversed and Their Troublesome Crush. Their latest book, Eight Kinky Nights, an angsty kinky polyamorous foodie Chanukah f/f romance, releases December 16, 2019.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

i say swears online posted:

aro spec characters

aerodynamically specialized characters aka decepticons

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

aerodynamically specialized characters aka decepticons

:goonsay: and all that but it means aromatic

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


STARSCREAM I NEED YOUR SUPPORT AT THE JEWISH GENDERQUEER PATISSERIE

....no megatron. your kinks lack the survivalist dynamic that only I can bring. my time to lead the decepticons to true polyamorous submissiveness is NOW

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
starscream you have failed to make me cum for the last time

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

tokin opposition posted:

:goonsay: and all that but it means aromatic

lol nice typo. y'all know it smell crazy in there

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

fat

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


now I wanna play all the transformers games I own that got taken off steam after I bought them, even the awesome one platinum made

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Buck Wildman posted:

STARSCREAM I NEED YOUR SUPPORT AT THE JEWISH GENDERQUEER PATISSERIE

....no megatron. your kinks lack the survivalist dynamic that only I can bring. my time to lead the decepticons to true polyamorous submissiveness is NOW


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

starscream you have failed to make me cum for the last time

LMFAO

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Buck Wildman posted:

now I wanna play all the transformers games I own that got taken off steam after I bought them, even the awesome one platinum made

war for cybertron is criminally underrated

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i love reading literature



Pounded in the butt by my jewish disabled fat queer femme polyamourous switch submissive metamour by Chuck Tingle

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