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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


IMO evading 10.5 tacklers on a kick return is a very different skillset than cutting a route and finding a gap between the corner and safety.

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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SKULL.GIF posted:

IMO evading 10.5 tacklers on a kick return is a very different skillset than cutting a route and finding a gap between the corner and safety.

It's not. That's called agility and speed. Many, many WRs, RBs, and DBs possess that and would probably be better than Hester or Cribbs or any of them but they're too valuable to waste there.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Doltos posted:

It's not. That's called agility and speed. Many, many WRs, RBs, and DBs possess that and would probably be better than Hester or Cribbs or any of them but they're too valuable to waste there.

While I agree, I do think doing something that either no one else has done or only a few other players all time have done, should get you into the Hall. In Hester's case it'd be the superbowl kick return.

I also think any RB who rushes for 2,000 yards should be in the hall.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



No defensive back should be in the hall of fame, because they're just wide receivers who couldn't catch

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



you're gonna sit there and tell me randy moss wouldn't be the greatest corner to ever play the position? get all these schmucks out of here. only the best in the hall

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Doltos posted:

The Basketball Hall of Fame is what people want the NFL HOF to turn into because then all their favorite players who were pretty good get the award and then they feel good. That's not the NFL HOF. You have to be literally the best. A returner who didn't even play offense is not that. He could have been fungible with any other skill position and the fact that no one wastes their best players on returning is a testament to how meh Hester career was.

Do you remember the Devin Hester as a WR experiment, lmao

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



there are only 3 positions in my new, superior hall of fame: fast and agile (wrs/rbs), strong and tough (linemen), intelligent and precise (qb/kickers), all other positions are populated by strictly inferior players and will not be counted

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Ok I actually downloaded and crunched all the numbers. There are 39 people who are on the pro football stats page that have both kickoff and punt returns for touchdown.

Top all time yards per punt return:
pre:
Player		punt Rt	Yds	ret yds/punt
Billy Johnson	282	3317	11.76241135
Devin Hester	315	3695	11.73015873
Mel Gray	252	2753	10.92460317
Brian Mitchell	463	4999	10.79697624
Jo-Jo Townsell	127	1360	10.70866142
Josh Cribbs	222	2375	10.6981982
Dave Meggett	349	3708	10.62464183
Dante Hall	216	2261	10.46759259
Deion Sanders+	212	2199	10.37264151
Jakeem Grant	119	1228	10.31932773	
Punt TDs per return:
pre:
Player		punt Rt	tds	tds/punt ret
Devin Hester	315	14	0.044444444
Jakeem Grant	119	4	0.033613445
Jamal Agnew	124	4	0.032258065
Leodis McKelvin	99	3	0.03030303
Eddie Drummond	140	4	0.028571429
Eric Metcalf	351	10	0.028490028
Deion Sanders+	212	6	0.028301887
Dante Hall	216	6	0.027777778
Darren Sproles	311	7	0.022508039
Clarence Verdin	178	4	0.02247191
KO Yards/Ret:
pre:
Player		ko Rt	Yds	yds/ko ret
Abe Woodson	193	5538	28.69430052
Jacoby Jones	183	4940	26.99453552
Josh Cribbs	426	11113	26.08685446
Leodis McKelvin	95	2471	26.01052632
Andre Roberts	260	6751	25.96538462
Dwayne Harris	163	4204	25.79141104
Jamal Agnew	122	3112	25.50819672
Ron Smith	275	6922	25.17090909
Darren Sproles	332	8352	25.15662651
Devin Hester	295	7333	24.85762712
KO TDs/Ret:
pre:
Player		ko Rt	tds	tds/ko ret
Jacoby Jones	183	5	0.027322404
Abe Woodson	193	5	0.025906736
Steve Smith Sr.	98	2	0.020408163
Deion Sanders+	155	3	0.019354839
Josh Cribbs	426	8	0.018779343
Jakeem Grant	110	2	0.018181818
Tamarick Vanover 226	4	0.017699115
Devin Hester	295	5	0.016949153
Jamal Agnew	122	2	0.016393443
Billy Johnson	123	2	0.016260163
Total yds/ret:
pre:
Player		tot Rt	Yds	total yds/ret
Josh Cribbs	648	13488	20.81481481
Abe Woodson	316	6494	20.55063291
Mel Gray	673	13003	19.32095097
Dante Hall	642	12397	19.30996885
Tyrone Hughes	445	8410	18.8988764
Reggie Swinton	340	6230	18.32352941
Allen Rossum	821	15003	18.27405603
Eddie Drummond	390	7091	18.18205128
Devin Hester	610	11028	18.07868852
Andre Roberts	479	8631	18.01878914
pre:
Player		tot Rt	tds	total tds/ret
Devin Hester	610	19	0.031147541
Jakeem Grant	229	6	0.026200873
Deion Sanders+	367	9	0.024523161
Jamal Agnew	246	6	0.024390244
Abe Woodson	316	7	0.022151899
Steve Smith Sr.	278	6	0.021582734
Leodis McKelvin	194	4	0.020618557
Billy Johnson	405	8	0.019753086
Jacoby Jones	459	9	0.019607843
Eric Metcalf	631	12	0.019017433
I used their relative rank in each category to create a total points system. If they're they #1 in a category, they get 39 points. Here's the top 10:

pre:
Player		total points
Devin Hester	203
Jamal Agnew	189
Jakeem Grant	180
Leodis McKelvin	180
Josh Cribbs	176
Dante Hall	171
Abe Woodson	167
Tamarick Vanover 154
Deion Sanders+	153
Billy Johnson	152
Mel Gray	149
Hestor towers over everyone else.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Yeah, it's purely agility and speed, nothing else. That's why Trent Richardson was one of the best RBs of all time.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Nodoze posted:

Do you remember the Devin Hester as a WR experiment, lmao

Exactly.

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
Are we really using counting stats against a guy in the same breadth as mentioning that every team avoided giving him the ball to rack up said counting stats? I think those teams were afraid of the TD success rate he had (14) and hall of very good should count extra for a special teamer imo

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Sunday Morning posted:

Classic Doltos

sweet thursday posted:

Put him in the Hall

Ehhhh, I don't know. Do we really think Doltos is on the level of someone like Kawalimus or Cavauro? Seems more like a hall of very good poster than a HoF one imo.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
When I include overall rankings and not just per-category, the gulf gets wider:

pre:
Player		Overall Total
Devin Hester	508.5
Josh Cribbs	460.5
Dante Hall	459.5
Brian Mitchell	447.5
Mel Gray	433
Darren Sproles	407
Allen Rossum	388
Jacoby Jones	381
Eric Metcalf	371.5
Tamarick Vanover 370

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
I hate agreeing with Daltos but he is right on this one

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Obviously some positions are less valuable than others, but in any sport, if you are the best at your position then you deserve in the hall. I think Hester qualifies as such.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Nervous posted:

Ehhhh, I don't know. Do we really think Doltos is on the level of someone like Kawalimus or Cavauro? Seems more like a hall of very good poster than a HoF one imo.

They hate me because I'm the only rational person on these forums instead of falling for stats and narratives

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



We should keep Gronkowski out of the hall because of that one time he played safety and got completely embarrassed.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Flikken posted:

Man I really want to agree that Cribbs belongs in the hall but he is borderline at best. His extremely high counting stats are probably a result of just how godawful the Browns were for his tenure. Lots of teams scored a lot on the Browns so he had lots of oppurtunities to return kicks.


Cribbs case can probably be better made at how good he was at kick and punt coverage.

Cribbs was just a weird freakish athlete good at everything other than normal football. Like he sucked at being a receiver, running back, or quarterback, but was good to elite at running gadget/trick plays and wildcat. He's one of the few people I remember actually not hating throwing WR screens to because you just needed to find ways to actually get the ball in his hands. As you said he also was also very good in kick/punt coverage and everyone knows he was elite in kick returns and well above average in punt returns. I guess his biggest counting stat would be KR TDs and all purpose yards but being 2nd in KR TDs and 31st in all purpose yards isn't that impressive. He did manage to lead the league in APY once and came in second by just 6 yards another. The one he came in second is 6th all time, unfortunately Fred Jackson had the 5th best all time the same year.

Cribbs belongs in the hall of "weird freakish athletes nobody could find a consistent use for on offense but was fun to watch".

I guess the argument for Cribbs is similar to Hester in that he was uniquely talented at returns and certainly a top 10 return man all time, but I don't really know if that is enough unless we start letting in a lot of specialists. Hester is a step above Cribbs in that regards because Cribbs definitely has peers in the same tier as him at kick return, while Hester seemed a tier above everyone else all time at punt return.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Master Stur posted:

Are we really using counting stats against a guy in the same breadth as mentioning that every team avoided giving him the ball to rack up said counting stats? I think those teams were afraid of the TD success rate he had (14) and hall of very good should count extra for a special teamer imo

His counting stats put him over the top when you properly contextualize them. He's head and shoulders above any contemporary as a whole, and his punt return game is untouchable. He only doesn't have more yards per return because he housed so many.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Doltos posted:

They hate me because I'm the only rational person on these forums instead of falling for stats and narratives

you were literally using stats to say why he didn't deserve it like two posts ago

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

seiferguy posted:

Obviously some positions are less valuable than others, but in any sport, if you are the best at your position then you deserve in the hall. I think Hester qualifies as such.

If that's true Steve Tasker would be in.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Doltos posted:

They hate me because I'm the only rational person on these forums instead of falling for stats and narratives

You tried to cite counting stats as a reason to keep Hester out.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Doltos posted:

They hate me because I'm the only rational person on these forums instead of falling for stats and narratives

Doltos posted:

Are you kidding me







He should maybe go in as a punt returner but even that is pathetic when you have people in the HoF like Deion Sanders. Hester doesn't deserve to be in the same room as other returners around him. You all fell for marketing.

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail

Mr. Nice! posted:

His counting stats put him over the top when you properly contextualize them. He's head and shoulders above any contemporary as a whole, and his punt return game is untouchable. He only doesn't have more yards per return because he housed so many.

I agree with you but in my phone posting took too long to type that out before your post. You put to words what I wish I had the ability to articulate better. He warped the game because of his high rate of housing it so it's natural is raw yardage isn't special.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I also took the source material for the stats and showed that they support hester above everyone else. Just ranking by total yards doesn't contextualize the actual performance. You have to look at how many returns they had and what they did on every one. Doing so shows Hester is a clear head and shoulders above the rest of the pack. No one else is even close.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

The Hall of Him

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Nervous posted:

Ehhhh, I don't know. Do we really think Doltos is on the level of someone like Kawalimus or Cavauro? Seems more like a hall of very good poster than a HoF one imo.
Tier list time

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

sweet thursday posted:

The Hall of Him

Bam Margeras ears perk up.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


The arrogance is really something else, isn't it?

I'm still waiting to hear how "it's just speed and agility" explains why all 32 teams don't just put the fastest sprinter they can find out at returner. There's plenty of really fast men who can't catch a ball. Why don't NFL teams maximize every advantage they can get? Are they stupid?

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

wilderthanmild posted:

Cribbs was just a weird freakish athlete good at everything other than normal football. Like he sucked at being a receiver, running back, or quarterback, but was good to elite at running gadget/trick plays and wildcat. He's one of the few people I remember actually not hating throwing WR screens to because you just needed to find ways to actually get the ball in his hands. As you said he also was also very good in kick/punt coverage and everyone knows he was elite in kick returns and well above average in punt returns. I guess his biggest counting stat would be KR TDs and all purpose yards but being 2nd in KR TDs and 31st in all purpose yards isn't that impressive. He did manage to lead the league in APY once and came in second by just 6 yards another. The one he came in second is 6th all time, unfortunately Fred Jackson had the 5th best all time the same year.

Cribbs belongs in the hall of "weird freakish athletes nobody could find a consistent use for on offense but was fun to watch".

I guess the argument for Cribbs is similar to Hester in that he was uniquely talented at returns and certainly a top 10 return man all time, but I don't really know if that is enough unless we start letting in a lot of specialists. Hester is a step above Cribbs in that regards because Cribbs definitely has peers in the same tier as him at kick return, while Hester seemed a tier above everyone else all time at punt return.

Would love to have him in this offense doing those direct snaps Stefanski loves so much.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Ville Valo has a new gig

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


seiferguy posted:

Obviously some positions are less valuable than others, but in any sport, if you are the best at your position then you deserve in the hall. I think Hester qualifies as such.

and on this note, punters are criminally ignored by the hall

if Hester gets in, we need some punters in there too. the yin to the yang. Ray Guy changed the punt game but he was mediocre compared to current-day punters.

Sam Koch for HoF

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



N:

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1740466941901652316?s=46&t=OK6AvWM-NBtlIQDYnQH66w

v: :hellyeah:

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

you were literally using stats to say why he didn't deserve it like two posts ago

I'm allowed to do it

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


The Hall should have only 10 spots at each position and each year the Elders gather to decide who should be elevated and who removed to make way for the Ascended. There will be hall of famers and former hall of famers. Big ceremony where they melt down the old guy's bust and recast it into the visage of the new. ONLY THE BEST.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Flikken posted:

Would love to have him in this offense doing those direct snaps Stefanski loves so much.

He would definitely take a direct snap while in motion then pass the ball downfield for a first down or TD at least once and it would rule.

That 2020 season where there were tons of trick plays I remember thinking Cribbs would be really fun to watch in that offense.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

sirtommygunn posted:

We should keep Gronkowski out of the hall because of that one time he played safety and got completely embarrassed.

It makes sense why mahomes was crying about kelce not getting in, now.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
if PR/KR is a position for the Pro-Bowl/All-pro teams.

It should count as a position for hall of fame consideration imo.

So yeah, I'm fine with like Hester, and like Patterson even to get in there.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Fat Jesus posted:

The Hall should have only 10 spots at each position and each year the Elders gather to decide who should be elevated and who removed to make way for the Ascended. There will be hall of famers and former hall of famers. Big ceremony where they melt down the old guy's bust and recast it into the visage of the new. ONLY THE BEST.

sounds like a TFF offseason project, but top 8? we do a tourney style voting bracket to see who survives to the quarterfinals

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Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
If you can put a game plan in the hall for its influence or impact in a Super Bowl you should put Hester in for housing one on the opening return. Also put the Saints onside kick in. Yes I know the bears lost anyways but it's the bears let them have this one.

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