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Jestery posted:Copped some food poisoning a couple days ago and woke up this morn not wanting to poo poo my entire rear end Same, I definitely need to top up some electrolytes after the last few days though
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Food poisoning, or covid.
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100 percent food poisoning
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100% having not unbanned nvj
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Having just moved to Ashfield, the thing I am dealing with here is roaches. Ther've always been pretty awful here and my flat hasn't been reno'd since it was built (50s). So, while charming, has a lot of hiding spaces. But they can't fucken resist poppin out when I am cooking spicy food, so quick drawing with the one-shot Mortein and the odd surprise raid on hidden areas has decimated their numbers dramatically since I have been here. I'll win this fucken war. Little bastards.
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The whole Penrith area is lousy with roaches, it's loving awful
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:Having just moved to Ashfield, the thing I am dealing with here is roaches. Ther've always been pretty awful here and my flat hasn't been reno'd since it was built (50s). So, while charming, has a lot of hiding spaces. What you want is a chemical called Temprid, and from Bunnings buy a little chemical sprayer, Wear gloves, mask, ventilate the house, mix some up with water and spray it around the perimeter of your home, esp around the bottom of the doors. Every invertebrate going near that barrier will die. Should last six months to a year before needing a reapplication.
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kirbysuperstar posted:The whole Penrith area is lousy with roaches, it's loving awful Sydney sounds like a shithole
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I once stomped on a Roach in Croydon and it didn't die, loving thing was about as big as a matchbox car
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Jestery posted:100 percent food poisoning Little did you know NVJ works at the market gutting seafood.
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I just want NVJ that tastes like real NVJ.
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Dec 29, 2023 06:32
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kirbysuperstar posted:The whole Penrith area is lousy with roaches, it's loving awful Daughter hasn't had any since she moved into her new apartment 5 years ago, until little ones started appearing about a month ago.
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Kharnifex posted:What you want is a chemical called Temprid, and from Bunnings buy a little chemical sprayer, A small apartment with a cat doesn't make that sound too appealing to deal with. Plus it's not on the Bunnings site, $95 elsewhere... Lolie posted:Daughter hasn't had any since she moved into her new apartment 5 years ago, until little ones started appearing about a month ago. Neighbours probably let off a few bombs. Maximum Sexy Pigeon fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Dec 29, 2023 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:I just want NVJ that posts like real NVJ.
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Bald Stalin posted:Sydney sounds like a shithole i mean yeah
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"I'm on bug powder. I don't need to cum." -NVJ
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I read NVJ was the visionary behind the Snickers dick vein
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I had a pet roach when I was a kid. Rocky lived in an old fishbowl with mosquito netting in top. One day he escaped and I was informed roaches were no longer viable pets
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I saw a thread on /r/Australia about feeding pigeons but it got negged to the ground and user deleted their profile. This reminded me of a bloke up the road who feeds a huge flock of them every day and that part of the suburb has them everywhere roosting. Whats the consensus on this? I'm of the opinion that they are taking the place of natives that I would prefer to be around. I am no expert on birbs so...just post!
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Don't feed or encourage feral animals* *That's it. Just don't do it.
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Bald Stalin posted:Sydney sounds like a shithole Sydney sure is pretty, but extremely full of roaches of the human kind. I bugged out after 48 years, it is so much nicer down south. A 'real stinker' of a summer day was 27º round these parts.
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Humphreys posted:I saw a thread on /r/Australia about feeding pigeons but it got negged to the ground and user deleted their profile. According to a mate pigeon tastes really good so just start trapping and eating them.
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gay picnic defence posted:According to a mate pigeon tastes really good so just start trapping and eating them. tell your mate i needed therapy thanks to them
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Outrail posted:Don't feed or encourage feral animals* australians need food to live tho, and emotional validation to flourish
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Outrail posted:Don't feed or encourage feral animals*
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gay picnic defence posted:According to a mate pigeon tastes really good so just start trapping and eating them. I had pigeon in a Chinese restaurant in Melbourne many years ago. It was fried whole with the head left on. Not too bad, to be honest. I wonder which city's pigeons taste the best...
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Squab as it's known in the restaurant trade is the only bird I've ever had delivered with its head and organs still intact. poo poo freaked me the gently caress out
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Squab is also juvenile pigeon, cos the meat toughens after they start flying
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Jestery posted:Squab is also juvenile pigeon, cos the meat toughens after they start flying Whoa whoa whoa, don't be denying yourself some older pigeons! Even with only a bit of tough ol' meat on the bone, throw 'em in a pot, add in some broth, a potato; baby you got a pigeon stew going!
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:A small apartment with a cat doesn't make that sound too appealing to deal with. Plus it's not on the Bunnings site, $95 elsewhere... One bottle would last you a lifetime, if you have an apartment I'd just use a rag to smear it outside the door frames, and maybe inside where the sink is, window sills. I wouldn't put it anywhere a cat could potentially ingest it. No siree
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Oy, go hit up Scorptec's boxing day sale if you need or want any PC bits, they actually have some primo discounts this year.
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In the last half hour I have vommed, eaten and shat my rear end out again
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Jestery posted:In the last half hour I have vommed, eaten and shat my rear end out again Well don't eat your own puke, ya fuckin' dog!
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Jestery posted:In the last half hour I have vommed, eaten and shat my rear end out again I think eating rear end might be counterproductive in your situation, but if it makes you feel better who am I to judge.
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HazCat posted:I think eating rear end might be counterproductive in your situation, but if it makes you feel better who am I to judge. as long as it makes someone feel better, it might not always be you
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Jestery posted:In the last half hour I have vommed, eaten and shat my rear end out again got any hydralyte?
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Jestery posted:In the last half hour I have vommed, eaten and shat my rear end out again mastered the waking rear end line
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