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Mega64 posted:The Lions simply winning a playoff game would match their greatest achievement in the Super Bowl era. anyone have the updated seeding, im super curious who's gonna get that free cowboys playoff win
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Did I miss this getting discussed? https://x.com/mattschneidman/status/1739046338229072350?s=20
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Flikken posted:I hear he is cool and good. I heard similar things regarding his coolness, but I can't say I've heard anything about him being good. Everything I've come across has described him as elite.
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Dec 29, 2023 22:09
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Nervous posted:I heard similar things regarding his coolness, but I can't say I've heard anything about him being good. Everything I've come across has described him as elite. I too have heard he is elite.
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Borsche69 posted:so if there's a new best ever kicker/punter/returner, the one currently in the hall gets thrown out and replaced with the new best ever? Yes. Possibly they are allowed to fight mano a mano to see which one stays
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Relentlessboredomm posted:anyone have the updated seeding, im super curious who's gonna get that free cowboys playoff win the bucs are going to take us out
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Dec 29, 2023 22:37
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AndrewP posted:Lions are a loving lock to beat Dallas. https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1740848897705349330?s=46&t=OK6AvWM-NBtlIQDYnQH66w I will be happy with beating Dallas and winning 1 playoff game
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the boys are going to beat the lions tomorrow because it's not a playoff game and they're at home, lions will beat cowboys in the playoffs if it comes to that (it won't because the cowboys won't have home field in the playoffs this year)
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biceps crimes posted:the boys are going to beat the lions tomorrow because it's not a playoff game and they're at home, lions will beat cowboys in the playoffs if it comes to that (it won't because the cowboys won't have home field in the playoffs this year) Yeah, Cowboys own the script for the regular season, especially at home. They prefer to wait until the postseason for heartbreaking losses. It's really a question of whether it's to the Lions or the 49ers yet again.
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Dec 29, 2023 22:51
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AndrewP posted:Lions are a loving lock to beat Dallas. Trent's fine and already back at practice (you're right, and also Trent for MVP). But also Dallas plays much better at home for ~reasons~, so I wouldn't be sure about that lock.
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Dec 29, 2023 23:34
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Doltos posted:Completely disingenuous to my argument. Returners are one of the only positions that people graduate from besides guard to tackle. You can't look at the careers of Steve Smith Jr. or Odell Beckham or any other returner that was put into offense instead and ignore that. This is basically word salad that doesn't mean a goddamn thing. LOL at "your nostalgia era" holy poo poo
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I'm going to fight the next person that says Devin Hester behind a Cheesecake Factory dumpster
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1740848897705349330?s=46&t=OK6AvWM-NBtlIQDYnQH66w Niners are gonna be lucky to even get Armstead for the playoffs, he's dead
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What's his injury? Niners lacking that interior push was killer for allowing Lamar to escape pressure.
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Devin Hester behind a Cheesecake Factory dumpster
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The Puppy Bowl posted:What's his injury? Niners lacking that interior push was killer for allowing Lamar to escape pressure. It's a lingering foot and knee issue from last season. Not great.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:What's his injury? Niners lacking that interior push was killer for allowing Lamar to escape pressure. Plantar fascitis that doesn't seem to be improving Coldforge posted:It's a lingering foot and knee issue from last season. Not great. The plantar fascitis is actually in the other foot compared to last season :|
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Silly Burrito posted:Devin Hester behind a Cheesecake Factory dumpster Prepare to be destroyed by my tiger style
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Trevor Lawrence is finally going to miss a game. Good thing he didn't sit out like 5 weeks ago when he should have taken a week off.
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Beware of the Cheesecake Factory: you might get a blowjob in the parking lot or get your rear end beat near the dumpster. It's risky but if you get lucky then the reward is pretty sweet!
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Waddle officially out against Baltimore. Shame, everyone knows the natural enemy to the raven is the penguin
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I had never heard of cheesecake factory until the jokes about Baker started lol
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It's all over the place and one of the better casual dining places to get a blowjob outside of, cheesecake makes people horny. Like if Baker got a blowjob outside an Applebee's that would just be sad.
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Mega64 posted:It's all over the place and one of the better casual dining places to get a blowjob outside of, cheesecake makes people horny. ???? First I’m hearing of hornery from cheesecake!!!
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Black Sunshine posted:This is basically word salad that doesn't mean a goddamn thing. No I think it's pretty straight forward sorry you got problems comprehending
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Lions are in tough in Dallas. They have to run the ball a lot and effectively. Goff can't become goof and get flustered by pressure and make horrible throws. Defense has to get pressure (which is no guarantee). I'm 100% prepared for some awful officiating call too.
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Ornery and Hornery posted:???? First I’m hearing of hornery from cheesecake!!! Too much ornery has made you imbalanced.
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Mega64 posted:It's all over the place and one of the better casual dining places to get a blowjob outside of, cheesecake makes people horny. I need these rankings listed in Yelp.
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craving the handfeel of a 40 page menu filled with heartattack meals in a dimly lit, big rear end booth while playoff qbs are getting blowies a hundred feet away
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Black Sunshine posted:This is basically word salad that doesn't mean a goddamn thing. it's such rational posting that it loops all the way back around to irrational projection
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Silly Burrito posted:Devin Hester behind a Cheesecake Factory dumpster This is why I stopped playing the "Special Edition" of Clue
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The Hall of Fame argument comes down to "Who gets more blowjobs in a random Ohio Cheesecake Factory parking lot, Devin Hester or Baker Mayfield? If the former, you basically have to induct him into the Hall of Fame.
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Neither can sniff the amount LT or Sanders got back in the day
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Mega64 posted:The Hall of Fame argument comes down to "Who gets more blowjobs in a random Ohio Cheesecake Factory parking lot, Devin Hester or Baker Mayfield? Goddamn I love TFF.
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Doltos posted:No I think it's pretty straight forward sorry you got problems comprehending You cited 2 players who absolutely do not have anywhere near comparable production to Hester at KR/PR for some weird reason and acted like it's a slam dunk when it means jack poo poo, you said that he wasn't even really that great of a returner anyway and you also assumed that the only reason I believe he was amazing at his position is because of my "nostalgia era" which, if anything, would be late '80s--'90s NFL when Hester was in elementary school so you're wrong about everything and probably should just stop because you clearly don't know what the gently caress you're talking about. Mega64 posted:The Hall of Fame argument comes down to "Who gets more blowjobs in a random Ohio Cheesecake Factory parking lot, Devin Hester or Baker Mayfield? Hell, whoever wins that contest should go to the Hall no matter what because that's the American dream, parking lot blowjobs Black Sunshine fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Dec 30, 2023 |
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Black Sunshine posted:You cited 2 players who absolutely do not have anywhere near comparable production to Hester at KR/PR for some weird reason and acted like it's a slam dunk when it means jack poo poo, you said that he wasn't even really that great of a returner anyway and you also assumed that the only reason I believe he was amazing at his position is because of my "nostalgia era" which, if anything, would be late '80s--'90s NFL so you're wrong about everything and probably should just stop because you clearly don't know what the gently caress you're talking about. Ah no wonder. The 80's and 90's were full of people like Hester. You should know that Mel Gray was the original "why isn't this guy in the HoF he was soooo good at returning". It's because it's a fungible position that's often filled by people not good enough to play on either side of the football. Rattling off a series of players that were once returners and then proved to be more valuable probably won't convince you of that. There's a longer list than Steve Smith Jr. and Odell Beckham. Gale Sayers, Adoree Jackson, DeSean Jackson, Deion Sanders, Joey Galloway, Antonio Brown, Julian Edelman, Reggie Bush, Tyreek Hill, Patrick Peterson. It just keeps going on and on that good players are pulled from return duties for a reason and that a lot of these guys have comparable statistical averages, which is something you kind of have to do when comparing people who only briefly held a fungible position that they were deemed too valuable to waste on. He doesn't deserve to be in the HoF just as much as Cordarelle Patterson doesn't deserve it. I think that's reasonable.
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I will perform a demon ritual for a Lions vs flacco browns in the Superbowl. God give us the best feel good matchup possible because Campbell deserves to go all the way with his team, and flacco dragging the literal corpse of an injured browns team to the Superbowl and showing off even more how loving stupid the Watson deal was would be amazing. Also holy drat is the entire season just injury after injury, I can't understand how kickers and punters keep getting injured either
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UCS Hellmaker posted:I will perform a demon ritual for a Lions vs flacco browns in the Superbowl. God give us the best feel good matchup possible because Campbell deserves to go all the way with his team, and flacco dragging the literal corpse of an injured browns team to the Superbowl and showing off even more how loving stupid the Watson deal was would be amazing. Our kicker pulled his hammy trying to run down a returner. Then our Punter injured his leg doing a Kick Off
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Doltos posted:Ah no wonder. The 80's and 90's were full of people like Hester. Both lol and lmao
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