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I thought Dyson was the engine of British industry, which is why there's poo poo in all the water and it stops working every couple of years. e: 88 is a bad number for bad people
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Dec 30, 2023 21:43
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Failed Imagineer posted:Destroy Spoons, destroy Britain, got it By “British Industy” he means his bowel movements
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Dec 30, 2023 21:55
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britain is being destroyed at a fair clip and yet spoons only grows ever more powerful
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Dec 30, 2023 22:06
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Wetherspoons is the engine of British industry and you all know it Like British Leyland?
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Dec 30, 2023 22:07
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The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of Spoons.
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Dec 30, 2023 22:15
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Guavanaut posted:I thought Dyson was the engine of British industry, which is why there's poo poo in all the water and it stops working every couple of years.
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Dec 30, 2023 22:31
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wetherspoons ftw
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Dec 30, 2023 22:58
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spoons is poo poo britain is poo poo hth
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Dec 30, 2023 23:00
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still eat there I mean you can go in and sit down and press buttons on your phone then a large mixed grill and pint of guinness shows up
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Dec 30, 2023 23:01
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Every pub has an app now, they got there first but it ain't a reason to go anymore.
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Dec 30, 2023 23:14
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no real pub has an app
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Dec 30, 2023 23:15
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Spoons is the only pub in my town that's easily accessible in a wheelchair, so I go there every time I want to socialise. Last time was in 2021
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Dec 30, 2023 23:20
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I got my credit card cloned ordering via a pub app, now I insist on going to the bar to order, like an Old.
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Dec 30, 2023 23:21
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fuctifino posted:Spoons is the only pub in my town that's easily accessible in a wheelchair, so I go there every time I want to socialise. Lets go for a pint Lady Demelza posted:I got my credit card cloned ordering via a pub app, now I insist on going to the bar to order, like an Old. Lady D's paying
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Dec 30, 2023 23:22
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I go to our local Spoons to use the conveniences which are somewhat nicer than the council conveniences 100m down the road. I always feel obliged to pretend I'm looking for someone by looking around as I approach the stairs down to the required location.
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Dec 30, 2023 23:59
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Lol. being homeless for a period freed me of that. Like i guess it depends on the location, but just waltz in and take a poo poo, no ones counting.
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Dec 31, 2023 00:06
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It's also possible to buy 'radar key' copies for a few pounds on ebay/amazon that give you access to disabled toilets around the country. As long as you clean up after yourselves, I have no issues sharing my shitters with you
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Dec 31, 2023 00:10
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Wetherspoons pizza is surprisingly good tbh
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Dec 31, 2023 00:27
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fuctifino posted:It's also possible to buy 'radar key' copies for a few pounds on ebay/amazon that give you access to disabled toilets around the country. I went to get some keys cut at Timpsons and the guy just gave me a radar key for free, he saw my wife was pregnant and said it might be useful if she needed the loo.
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Dec 31, 2023 00:28
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Lets go for a pint Sure. Three pints of tap water please barkeep.
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Dec 31, 2023 00:34
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fuctifino posted:It's also possible to buy 'radar key' copies for a few pounds on ebay/amazon that give you access to disabled toilets around the country. I've got one - it was my dad's. If my leg muscles are playing up, I find some of the long long staircases some of these places have up or down to the toilets painful and I can hear everyone tutting under their breath as I make my way painstakingly up or down, let alone sometimes the cubicles are really difficult to manoeuvre in with inward opening doors, sanitary bins, & sometimes so small you don't have room for your legs to sit down if you're more than 5ft tall. Also I don't see the point of having a bog standing empty if there's a long queue just because no one in a wheelchair is around. It should be read as "this toilet has fitments suitable for someone with particular mobility needs' (or some such words) not 'you can't use this toilet unless you have mobility needs'.
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Dec 31, 2023 00:53
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Lol. being homeless for a period freed me of that. Like i guess it depends on the location, but just waltz in and take a poo poo, no ones counting. Make sure they have a toilet first tho.
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Dec 31, 2023 01:00
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Jakabite posted:This might be a regional thing, all the ones I’ve had have been pretty acceptable! I think maybe some actually fry the chips and others just microchip it? The Benedict is indeed pretty alright. The steaks are absolutely unbelievably bad. Christ, I already got my covid shots, how many microchips are they trying to put in me?! e; me and a uni friend would go to spoons for breakfast on Wednesday one year because we had a class first thing and then nothing the rest of the day so we'd just eat and chat, he'd drop me off at home. The breakfast fry was pretty decent. Prime example of how someone can be a sound friend but also a tory knob, we ah, don't talk anymore lol Ms Adequate fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Dec 31, 2023 |
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Dec 31, 2023 01:03
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On the subject of alcohol a very good friend of mine who happens to work at a cat shelter in Sheffield remembered me telling a story of drinking cans of Faxe in university and giggling because they're so big it's like your a wee babby holding a normal can and they tracked one down for me for Christmas. It's surprisingly tasty and holy poo poo a litre of lager. Why don't we do a maß of beer like Germany? gently caress pints. Ps. Adopt a cat. Then your bed can look like this too 
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Dec 31, 2023 01:34
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There's nothing wrong with having friendships that are very circumstantial. Most of us have different friends who meet different social/political/cultural needs, and I'd be impressed (and a little scared) of anyone whose entire group of friends agreed on everything.
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Dec 31, 2023 01:35
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Spoons in my town do pints of real ale for 1.70, and surprisingly good pizza.
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Dec 31, 2023 02:05
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kingturnip posted:Most of us have different friends who meet different social/political/cultural needs, and I'd be impressed (and a little scared) of anyone whose entire group of friends agreed on everything. Well yeah, but everyone has their boundaries and limits to what level of rear end in a top hat they're willing to spend valuable moments of their lives with. Most of the "you need friends you disagree with" discourse comes from bigots who are mad that people don't want to listen to their terrible opinions and/or have given up trying to debate them
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Dec 31, 2023 02:10
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kingturnip posted:There's nothing wrong with having friendships that are very circumstantial. Oh absolutely, but a couple of years after we finished uni this particular friend was banging on about how great the Cameron government was and how it was good they were going to start cracking down on lazy skivers taking welfare and how we needed to be much tougher on criminals. I should clarify when I say "tory knob" I don't mean a tory voter, or party member, I mean has been an elected tory councilor and is apparently now a parliamentary aide to a tory MP Ms Adequate fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Dec 31, 2023 |
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Dec 31, 2023 02:41
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Bulldog Boris's Brilliant Brexit Bonanza for Britain
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Dec 31, 2023 03:25
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I've just woken from a very stressful dream where a scammer hacked my various online accounts and then conned my family into sending 'me' money. This is what I get for sharing tales of credit card theft before bed. Also, don't reuse passwords on different sites.
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Dec 31, 2023 04:23
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Lady Demelza posted:I've just woken from a very stressful dream where a scammer hacked my various online accounts and then conned my family into sending 'me' money. Have a password for family. I had a friend change her whatsapp phone number from a canadian one to one from somewhere in Asia (where I know she has been travelling) yesterday, so I'm afraid she got the inquisition from me as to where I knew her from etc until I was satisfied she had given me info no one else would have known! (She wasn't asking for money though!) My sister had her bank account emptied a few years ago because she used the same password on ebay as on paypal as on her online banking. A lesson learned the hardway! (I have never ever engaged with ebay at all as I know several people who have been essentially robbed from it - even when a friend abroad begged me to get her some perfume she really liked off ebay I point blank refused. We're still friends.).
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Dec 31, 2023 04:32
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i keep all my money under my ex wife's bed that i no longer sleep in
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Dec 31, 2023 09:46
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Passwords should be complex, using a mix of lower case and upper case letters, and numbers. Password123 is a good one, for example.
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Dec 31, 2023 09:50
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Friend did his uni years in Sheffield. Went to the Forbidden Planet there nearly weekly, was a massive collector of graphic novels. Became friends with the owner. One day woke up to his bank emptied, all the money he needed for uni gone. Reported to police, police traced it back to the owner of the Forbidden Planet. Dumbass bought season tickets for Sheffield United/Wednesday in his own name.
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Dec 31, 2023 10:30
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Sending my New Year message of peace to the world from RAF Bomber Command. During the broadcast I will be anointing several cruise missiles with Holy Water and writing “Jesus Loves You” on some depleted uranium munitions. 
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Dec 31, 2023 10:45
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smellmycheese posted:Sending my New Year message of peace to the world from RAF Bomber Command. During the broadcast I will be anointing several cruise missiles with Holy Water and writing “Jesus Loves You” on some depleted uranium munitions. “Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.” — Jesus
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Dec 31, 2023 11:06
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We can't have a weapon blessing gap with the russian orthodox priests.
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Dec 31, 2023 11:14
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"I got to be a Knight Commander for two hours of work standing around. You could lose all your limbs saving babies from a bombed out orphanage and no one will care! But its good PR for me if I say this: Thank you for your service."
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Dec 31, 2023 11:15
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NotJustANumber99 posted:i keep all my money under my ex wife's bed that i no longer sleep in This is the start of a heist comedy and you cannot convince me otherwise.
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Dec 31, 2023 11:35
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Grey Hunter posted:This is the start of a heist comedy and you cannot convince me otherwise. Building a house whose foundations tunnel through the centre of the earth to burgle my Antipodean ex-wife
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Dec 31, 2023 11:44
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