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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Dokapon Findom posted:

Haha wow what a funny thing you remembered :getout:

ok. bye

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

ClassActionFursuit posted:

If they weren't operating water treatment plants at scale, they probably weren't affecting the water quality.

so you've really never heard of tea? interesting types around here.

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

DACK FAYDEN posted:

my farm-dwelling aunt asked me if my wife and I "had a five year plan" last Christmas

I was instantly like "yeah, gonna be a real great leap forward. next step is getting new pots and pans for the kitchen" which like sure, second half a bit esoteric joke but hey I post in cspam I went there

turns out that she meant "are you going to gently caress and produce children" not "do you have a Great Leap Forward reference for me"

did not realize this until after the party when I told the first half of this story to my in-laws and they started laughing at how stupid I was

lolling at this

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

mawarannahr posted:

so you've really never heard of tea? interesting types around here.

Muslims teabagged my water treatment plant REACTION

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Orange Devil posted:

Bold prediction that Trump won't win the popular vote.

California makes a point to run up the score to make the electoral college look more and more stupid

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Eat This Glob posted:

got a bunch of maga weirdos in at secretary of state in some places. wyoming will report 1.6 million votes for trump despite having 600k residents and trump will win red states by 100s of millions of votes to make him feel better

drat, continually hate handing it to him but that WOULD be funny

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

someone saying that barron could be traumatized by seeing this

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

Javid posted:

rush limbaugh died
on my birthday

in all seriousness he permanently hosed the world and had the last laugh

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
People also ask:

What happened to Reince Priebus?

After leaving the White House, Priebus returned to private practice as president and chief strategist of Michael Best, and signed to be a speaker with the Washington Speakers Bureau, working out of Washington, D.C. On June 10, 2019, Priebus was commissioned as an ensign in the United States Navy.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
That time Biden got called out by Dukakis for his blatant plagiarism and ended his 1988 presidential campaign.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

someone saying that barron could be traumatized by seeing this

We all know Barron would be the bigger man.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

someone saying that barron could be traumatized by seeing this

barron was traumatized by seeing this, the adrenaline dumping into his bloodstream is what made him grow so tall

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

silicone thrills posted:

That time Biden got called out by Dukakis for his blatant plagiarism and ended his 1988 presidential campaign.

He plagiarised Neil Kinnock of all people. Diamond Joe's brain promptly rebelled and he then had a brain haemorrhage

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

ben gvir being a sinead hater

https://apnews.com/article/sinead-oconnor-itamar-bengvir-jerusalem-concert-e08c0903f413e8fb56663cf2adb0c0ef

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
holy poo poo those lenses are curving space time they're so thick

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

quote:

“God does not reward those who bring terror to children of the world,” O’Connor wrote in a message addressing Ben-Gvir. “So you have succeeded in nothing but your soul’s failure.”
:owned:

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
Eve fartlow wearing a sinnead o Connor T-shirt on her trip to help Israel a week ago

FORUMS USER 1135
Jan 14, 2004

Andrew Gillum asserting he never used amphetamines and that he was merely black out drunk when police found him in a hotel room with a male escort who was ODing on crystal meth at a hotel in Miami Beach

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
lmfao the fbi set him up too

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

if they found him passed out, id put that one in the "probably not on meth" column

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

silicone thrills posted:

That time Biden got called out by Dukakis for his blatant plagiarism and ended his 1988 presidential campaign.

Getting dunked on by dukakis, this guy's not presidential material

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

FORUMS USER 1135 posted:

Andrew Gillum asserting he never used amphetamines and that he was merely black out drunk when police found him in a hotel room with a male escort who was ODing on crystal meth at a hotel in Miami Beach

Ron desantis only barely beating this guy

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

mawarannahr posted:

NZ holding out on Covid zero then opening up and Jacinda Ardern resigning because of long covid

Lol

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Getting dunked on by dukakis, this guy's not presidential material

Dammit Bam I'm not tryina get my campaign dunked

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

someone saying that barron could be traumatized by seeing this

They could've edited her out.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

They could've edited her out.

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Ted Cruz saying "Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Ted Cruz 911 milf porn remembrance

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Stato-Masochist
Aug 22, 2010

the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

The time some white house(?) spokesman was going on about how we have to aggressively oppose Iran at every turn because they’re a repressive fundamentalist theocracy, and then some journalist was like “yeah, but Saudi Arabia is all that too, and we love those guys, what’s up with that?” And the spokesman was just dead silent and stock still for like 30 solid seconds lol. The only thing missing was sparks shooting out of his head.

The video’s still gotta be out there, but I haven’t had luck searching for it.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Ari Fleischer live tweeting the events of 9/11 every anniversary for twenty years until exactly when he got a job with a Saudi PR firm

FORUMS USER 1135
Jan 14, 2004

Saudi Arabia casually threatening to 9/11 Canada on twitter

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

this is a little obscure I guess but I think about it and smirk every now and then
https://twitter.com/ByRakeshSimha/status/1499949799352958979

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

ClassActionFursuit posted:

If they weren't operating water treatment plants at scale, they probably weren't affecting the water quality.


Falukorv posted:

and besides for non-spirits like beer (that often could be quite weak in the "dirty water" times) the boiling is prob a bigger reason for making it safer, 2-5% alcohol wont sterilize anything.

Also people back then thought it was evil spirits and blood imbalances that made you sick

They just liked getting hosed up, and I say who among us

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
"lying dog-faced pony soldier"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Junkyard polecat

I know he didn't say it but I wish he did

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Echo Chamber posted:

on my birthday

in all seriousness he permanently hosed the world and had the last laugh

True but he died of awful cancer and certainly didn't laugh at his last; I'll take the minor Ws when I can

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Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug
"cool clock, Ahmed"

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